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{{achtung|His father was a Nazi}} | |||
{{spoiler|THIS GUY EXPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES HOW HE DREAMS OF BEING A DICTATOR AND NOW HE'S GOING TO [http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/20/schwarzeneggers-next-stop-eu-president.html CONDIDATE FOR EUROPEAN UNION PRESIDENCY]}} | {{spoiler|THIS GUY EXPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES HOW HE DREAMS OF BEING A DICTATOR AND NOW HE'S GOING TO [http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/20/schwarzeneggers-next-stop-eu-president.html CONDIDATE FOR EUROPEAN UNION PRESIDENCY]}} | ||
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{{quote|It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.|AHNOLD }} | {{quote|It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.|AHNOLD }} | ||
'''Ahnold Schwarzenagger''', ex-Governor of [[California]], is a [[lolcow|brilliant, sensitive man]], famous for his gentle dulcet voice, his mastery of [[English is not my native language| | '''Ahnold Schwarzenagger''', ex-Governor of [[California]], is a [[lolcow|brilliant, sensitive man]], famous for his gentle dulcet voice, his mastery of [[English is not my native language|Engrish]], and the subtle [[Fail|sophistication]] of his [[Unfunny|humor]]. Being one of the first nationally recognized action movie stars in America, faggots all over the nation have envied his pectoral superiority due to the fact that they now look like female [[boobies]]. | ||
He's well known for his open admiration of Adolf Hitler, his dream of becoming a global dictator, distributing long-play records with Hitler-speeches and dressing up in SS-uniforms during his body building times. Oh, and by the way, [[wat|he's now running for EU presidency. ]] Extra information includes that Arnold is in fact a nigger (not to be confused as a snow nigger). This is clearly true because he has this hidden in his last name (negger). If you don't get this, you too might a negger. | He's well known for his open admiration of Adolf Hitler, his dream of becoming a global dictator, distributing long-play records with Hitler-speeches and dressing up in SS-uniforms during his body building times. Oh, and by the way, [[wat|he's now running for EU presidency. ]] Extra information includes that Arnold is in fact a nigger (not to be confused as a snow nigger). This is clearly true because he has this hidden in his last name (negger). If you don't get this, you too might a negger. | ||
=== Early Life === | === Early Life === | ||
[[Image:As63.JPG|thumb|[[Cockmongler|I'll suck your cock!!]]]] | [[Image:As63.JPG|thumb|[[Cockmongler|I'll suck your cock!!]]]] | ||
[[Image:nudearnold.JPG|thumb|OMG![[Penis|PENIS]]!]] | [[Image:nudearnold.JPG|thumb|OMG![[Penis|PENIS]]!]] | ||
[[Image:arnoldboobs.JPG|thumb|[[ | [[Image:arnoldboobs.JPG|thumb|[[Lie|Arnold was a pimp.]]]] | ||
[[Image:Terminator2posters.jpg|thumb|[[Blagogate|The Governator can kick your governor's ass]]]] | [[Image:Terminator2posters.jpg|thumb|[[Blagogate|The Governator can kick your governor's ass]]]] | ||
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|[[I Came|I'm Back]] | |[[I Came|I'm Back]] | ||
|Ahnold after a night with fellow butt-buddy [[Rocky Balboa|Sylvester Stallone]] | |Ahnold after a night with fellow butt-buddy [[Rocky Balboa|Sylvester Stallone]] | ||
}}|border=red|background=beige}} | }}|border=red|background=beige}} | ||
More quotes: [http://www.arnoldquotes.com ArnoldQuotes.com] | |||
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==Das vids== | ==Das vids== | ||
[[Image:SHUTUP!!!.jpg|thumb | [[Image:SHUTUP!!!.jpg|thumb|A [[Jawsus|set of teeth]] to die for]] | ||
<center>'''ALL [[Hitler|HEIL]] OUR NEXT U.S. <s>PRESIDENT</s> DICTATOR!!!'''</center> | <center>'''ALL [[Hitler|HEIL]] OUR NEXT U.S. <s>PRESIDENT</s> DICTATOR!!!'''</center> | ||
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File:Arn.jpg | File:Arn.jpg | ||
File:Arnold STFU.jpg | File:Arnold STFU.jpg | ||
File:Inspector John Kimball.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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*[[Victor Pride]], who could WHUP Arnold any day. | *[[Victor Pride]], who could WHUP Arnold any day. | ||
{{politics}} | {{politics}} | ||
{{Television}} | |||
[[Category:California]] | |||
[[category:People]] | [[category:People]] | ||
