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{{Spoiler|the nurse is finally being portrayed in xer [[Transgender|{{colortext|#ff1080|true form}}]] at long last}}

{{Spoiler|They got rid of the Nurse and brought back, Fan Favorite, David Tenant as The 14th Doctor to try and save the show because, like a Woman, The Nurse sucked}}

'''''Nurse Who''''' is a long-running British [[science fiction]] TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the [[BBC]]. ''Nurse Who'' is to the British what <s>''[[Star Trek]]''</s> <s>''[[Star Wars]]''</s> <s>''[[All Your Base Are Belong To Us#Battlestar Galactica|Battlestar Galactica]]</s>'' ''[[Stargate]]'' is to Americans; something for [[asexual]] geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least the tiniest of chances of reproducing. Since the show is [[British]] it is forced to hire [[gay|better]] actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of ''Nurse Who'', one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint [[anime]] starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie.  It's main selling point for American [[faggots]] is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created [[Wales|Torchwood]]. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]] for [[otherkin]].

* '''[[Old|Peter Capaldi]]''' IS THE TWELF NARSE OMG!!!!1!!11! But this time, xe's 50 years old so [[fangirls]] cry about how they can't fantasize on someone who isn't Matt Smith or David Tennant. Starred in some TV show called ''The Thick Of It'' and [[Tourettes|overuses the word fuck.]] Tons of people are also butthurt that a [[nigger]], [[woman]] or [[ginger]] hasn't been cast as the Nurse. [[Faggot|Steven Moffat]] made Capaldi the 12th Nurse to troll all the ugly fangirls who drooled over David Tennant and Matt Smith

*'''[[Caitlyn Jenner|Jodie Whittaker]]''' - Thirteenth Nurse.  The first female Nurse.  She is currently causing major [[butthurt]] with the [[retard|fantards]] because, as they're arguing, for 50 years the Nurse has had a [[penis]] and now because the BBC and the writers of NurseWho had to give in to [[SJW]]s they have to put up with xim getting in touch with xis feminine side and plots revolving around The Nurse discovering the wonderful sensations that can be had with a shower massager set on pulse.

 

 

 

 

*'''Sacha Dhawan''' - Some indian guy.  Guess the Master decided having a vagina was boring.

'''The Daleks''', [[Nazis]] from space who believed themselves to be the master race, a bunch of homicidal robots whose designs were stolen from a set of salt and pepper shakers, are arguably Nurse Who's ''worst'' <s>enemy</s> enema because they've been on more episodes of the series than Master Who. At the same time, [[some argue]] that the Daleks are totally gay, though they certainly do NOT have their plungers up his bum. The truth can be found on YouTube. However, they were actually the [[beta]] version of the very [[SFB|not gay]] [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]]: further proof of the daleks being not gay is that they starred in a porno where they kidnap and [[raep]] some [[lesbians]] for the lulz.

'Weeping Angels' are experts at scaring children and grown men alike, and could probably make Chuck Norris piss his pants. They [[Stealth Cat|only move when no-one's looking at them]], such as when someone looks away, or even blinks (Inspired by /x/'s creation of [[SCP Foundation|SCP-173]]. BBC originality at it's finest).