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[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]
[[File:Stephen Pruitt - 5 million Wikipedia edits, 0 sex.jpg|thumb|Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!! ]]


'''World of Wikipedoia''', or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."
'''World of Wikipedoia''', also known as '''''that other wiki''''' (''T.O W.''), '''the Internet's sacred cow of knowledge''', '''holy orb of knowledge''', '''[[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|the circumphiles' paradise]]''', '''Mr. "I am always right"''', '''the Internet's self-appointed gatekeepers of information'''<ref name=wikipee />, '''Wikipee'''<ref name=wikipee>[https://www.michaelzwilliamson.com/cms/index.php/18-general/556-502 The Massive Failure That Is Wikipee - Michael Z. Williamson (21 July 2019)] - <i></q>The deletion of the page ended my writing career, destroyed my awards, drained my bank account... Oh, wait, no, it did nothing whatsoever. Utterly fucking irrelevant. Which pretty much sums up the failures who've appointed themselves gatekeepers of what is "credible" or "notable." Easy enough: go to google. There are 69,800 google hits for my name. If only it was 70,000, they might care...<q></i></ref>, '''Ministry of Truth'''<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Dig Deeper]</ref>, or '''Wikipedia''', is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".<ref>[https://digdeeper.club:443/articles/wikipedia.xhtml#sources Wikipedia is the Ministry of Truth - Reliable sources - DigDeeper]</ref> It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."


Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].
Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].
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People hate what they can't have.
People hate what they can't have.


A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that they can never be whole men again and own a foreskin. Therefore, all that is left to them to salvage their hurt confidence is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, the foreskin, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.
A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that the day they will wake up as whole men with foreskins will never come. Therefore, all that is left to them to cope with their lack of foreskins is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.


One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?
One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?
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Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
Image:Wikipediababy.jpg|Some people never learn.
File:"wikipedia delenda est" - weev.png
File:Highesthonor.jpg|The highest medal of honor a TOW editor can hope to achieve after years of "hard work".
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:Wikiwank - terraforming venus.png|Edited by lonely spergs, you say?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
File:That_time_Wikipedia_considered_memory-holing_c._m._killings.png|100 million people died from communist mass killings? Nah, who cares?
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