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[[File:Millennials.jpg|thumb|right|A group of millennials]] | [[File:Millennials.jpg|thumb|right|A group of millennials]] | ||
''' | '''Millennials''' (also known as '''Generation Y'''), are the demographic cohort following [[Generation X]]. Millennials were born in the [[1980s]] and [[1990s]] (1980/81-1996). They are mostly known as the generation responsible for [[Columbine]], [[Virginia Tech]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Kesha]], [[Lady GaGa]], [[Jonas Brothers]], [[Justin Bieber]], and making most of the [[Old meme|old memes]] of the [[2000s]]. They are infamous for being [[liberalism|entitled]], [[attention whore|narcissistic]], [[capitalism|materialistic]], [[fag|sexually deviant]], [[Rick and Morty|cynical]], [[Buttsecks|hedonistic]], and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 30s and 40s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing '''(save for the shitskin races like [[Niggers]] and [[Spics]] who were smart enough to skip school and just pump cum into white hoes while the white race gets negative net worth with their extended GED.)''', although we have [[Baby Boomer]] economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time [[Jews Did WTC|Jews]] [[9/11|Did WTC]], [[Eric and Dylan]] pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of [[Bill Clinton]], [[W]], and [[Barack Obama]]. | ||
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
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===1990s=== | ===1990s=== | ||
[[File:Obama Joke.jpg|thumb|right|Their president of choice]] | [[File:Obama Joke.jpg|thumb|right|Their president of choice]] | ||
[[File:Trigglypuff-classic.gif|thumb|right|A | [[File:Trigglypuff-classic.gif|thumb|right|A 90-96 Millennial in the 2010s, being offended.]] | ||
[[File:Dragnotta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Luka Magnotta|Typical millennial male]].]] | [[File:Dragnotta.jpg|thumb|right|[[Luka Magnotta|Typical millennial male]].]] | ||
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*Gets tattoos and virtue signals | *Gets tattoos and virtue signals | ||
*No DIY skills | *No DIY skills | ||
*Makes his career the most important thing in his life | |||
*Lazy and entitled | *Lazy and entitled | ||
*Thinks the world owes them | *Thinks the world owes them | ||
*Unrealistic goals | *Unrealistic goals | ||
*Didn't drive until after college | |||
==Current Situation== | ==Current Situation== | ||
Currently, 99% of all Western Millennials that were born in/between 91-99 have proudly submitted to [[Jeff Bezos|Luciferianism]] and have swallowed the noxious spirits of [[Social Justice| Die-Cis-Scum]]; even the sad, butthurt oldfags from the early 80s have also followed suit. | Currently, 99% of all Western Millennials that were born in/between 91-99 have proudly submitted to [[Jeff Bezos|Luciferianism]] and have swallowed the noxious spirits of [[Social Justice| Die-Cis-Scum]]; even the sad, butthurt oldfags from the early 80s have also followed suit. | ||
Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids, if they'll even try to raise up a gen; mainly because they're so sterile from their [[Soy | Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids, if they'll even try to raise up a gen; mainly because they're so sterile from their [[Soy boy|fluoridated toothpaste and birth control pills]], they obviously [[Nu-male|refuse to get laid]] because raising kids takes tons of time away from their prized UN-Approved doodads, and because America has no real job market, and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers with dementia, the [[Mexican]] beaners, and the [[Animu|Japanese]]/Korean immigrants. | ||
It doesn't help that almost a whopping 101% of all Gen Y women are narcissistic, prideful, hypersexual whores who often cheat on their autistic soyboy partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad and become living sex robots, instead of the [[Nu-male|nu-male]] pussies they've become. Millennials are THE most perverted generation on record. ''THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS! (other than the upcoming Gen-Z tards who all got Soro's shots and SEVERE atismu from them...)'' | It doesn't help that almost a whopping 101% of all Gen Y women are narcissistic, prideful, hypersexual whores who often cheat on their autistic soyboy partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad and become living sex robots, instead of the [[Nu-male|nu-male]] pussies they've become. Millennials are THE most perverted generation on record. ''THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS! (other than the upcoming Gen-Z tards who all got Soro's shots and SEVERE atismu from them...)'' | ||
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| "Sex is bad and will kill you!" | | "Sex is bad and will kill you!" | ||
| Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes | | Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes | ||
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| Be Your Own Boss | |||
| Entitlement and Wantrepreneur ideas | |||
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| [[Concerned Mother|Helicopter Parenting]] | | [[Concerned Mother|Helicopter Parenting]] | ||
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==How a Millennial Gets a Job== | ==How a Millennial Gets a Job== | ||
*Step 0: Go to college, waste 4-6 years, and listen to evil boomer parents about connections. | |||
*Step 1: Bang on Doors | *Step 1: Bang on Doors | ||
*Step 2: Volunteer or bitch about needing volunteer work | *Step 2: Volunteer or bitch about needing volunteer work | ||
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*They're in '''$1,000,000,000,000.00+''' of student loan{{Jew}} debt from their useless degrees, as ''THERE'S NO JOB MARKET IN AMERICA.'' They could move their butts over to China as architects or Zambia as surgeons, but are too afraid to work real jobs outside of Etsy and Patreon. | *They're in '''$1,000,000,000,000.00+''' of student loan{{Jew}} debt from their useless degrees, as ''THERE'S NO JOB MARKET IN AMERICA.'' They could move their butts over to China as architects or Zambia as surgeons, but are too afraid to work real jobs outside of Etsy and Patreon. | ||
*The problem isn't that people are getting liberal arts degrees, the problem is that the jobs themselves are bad and are exploitive. Most colleges prepare you to be a box ticker. | *The problem isn't that people are getting liberal arts degrees, the problem is that the jobs themselves are bad and are exploitive. Most colleges prepare you to be a box ticker. | ||
*For an actual good degree like Electrical Engineering, you will likely be homeless for 1-2 years deferring the loan payments and then get a decent job. That is if you didn't think you were entitled to a six figure job, then in this case you will likely work as a barista watching your pathetic barista salary gets chopped off until you work 4 years and get applying. | *For an actual good degree like Electrical Engineering, you will likely be homeless for 1-2 years deferring the loan payments and then get a decent job as only 25% of grads actually work in engineering. That is if you didn't think you were entitled to a six figure job, then in this case you will likely work as a barista watching your pathetic barista salary gets chopped off until you work 4 years and get applying. | ||
*California is the cheapest state for education and yet people are shitting on the streets of San Francisco. This proves how bad the job market is. | *California is the cheapest state for education and yet people are shitting on the streets of San Francisco. This proves how bad the job market is. | ||
*On average, they have over '''$50,000''' of debt | *On average, they have over '''$50,000''' of debt | ||
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*99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn <s>cell</s>smartphones gobblin' up their neurons! | *99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn <s>cell</s>smartphones gobblin' up their neurons! | ||
*69% of them voted for [[Obama|King Nigger]]; 9001% felt the [[Bernie Sanders|Bern]] | *69% of them voted for [[Obama|King Nigger]]; 9001% felt the [[Bernie Sanders|Bern]] | ||
*99.9% of them are turning America into a real-life Mad Max dystopia! | *99.9% of them are turning America into a real-life Mad Max dystopia (in the eyes of boomers)! | ||
*100% of them should [[Kill Yourself|kill themselves]] or take a nice trip to Unit 731, where they can be dissected alive by Japanese surgeons for bioterrorism research (whilst being afflicted with anthrax.) | *100% of them should [[Kill Yourself|kill themselves]] or take a nice trip to Unit 731, where they can be dissected alive by Japanese surgeons for bioterrorism research (whilst being afflicted with anthrax.) | ||
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*[[Cho Seung Hui]] | *[[Cho Seung Hui]] | ||
*[[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]] | *[[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]] | ||
*[[Likeicare]] | |||
*[[One Direction]] | |||
*Justin Timberlake | |||
*[[Justin Bieber]] | |||
*[[Youtube|Sora The Troll]] | |||
*[[DaddyOFive]] | |||
*[[Dreamybullxxx]] | |||
*5 out of 6 members of the J-Pop Group SixTONES | |||
*Most members of BTS | |||
*[[Zoe Quinn]] | *[[Zoe Quinn]] | ||
*[[Eric Harris]] and [[Dylan Klebold]] | |||
*[[Youtube|Prank VS Prank]] | |||
*[[Luka Magnotta|Fagnotta]] | |||
*[[Kato]] | |||
*Riku Mukai | |||
*Ryota Ozawa | |||
*EDP445 | |||
*[[User:Retarded FAG|Retarded_FAG]] (unconfirmed) | |||
*[[Youtube|Hajime Syacho]] | |||
*29-44 year olds (as of 2024) | |||
*Most EDiots | *Most EDiots | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[2006]], [[2010s]], [[2021]] - duration of their peak years. | |||
*[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents. | *[[Baby Boomers]] - Their parents. Pay 30k-100k to work for neo-conversative boomers to yell at you. | ||
*[[Generation X]] - Their older brothers | *[[Generation X]] - Their older brothers | ||
*[[Generation Z]] - Their younger | *[[Generation Z]] - Their children, basically the same. | ||
*[[College|Business Major]] - NEVER EVER GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL. | *[[Gen Alpha]] - Their younger children. | ||
*[[College|Business Major]] - NEVER EVER GO TO A SHIT-TIER BUSINESS SCHOOL. | |||
*[[Hipster]] - The vast majority of Millennials today. | *[[Hipster]] - The vast majority of Millennials today. | ||
*[[Generation Snowflake]] | *[[Generation Snowflake]] | ||
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*[[Antifa]] - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials. | *[[Antifa]] - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials. | ||
*[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] - suffered by half of them. | *[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] - suffered by half of them. | ||
*[[Facebook]], [[Vine]], and [[MySpace]] - former pastimes. | |||
*[[1990s]] - cannot shut the fuck up about this decade, like how [[Generation Z]] cannot shut the fuck up about the [[2010s]]. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
