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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Campo Elías Delgado Morales'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Campo Elías Delgado Morales'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 14, 1934}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 4, 1986 (aged 52)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Colombia|Colombian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Colombia|Colombian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Flag_of_Colombia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 12}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 12}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}} (Latin America: 1st!!)
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}}
{{Ibend}}
{{Ibend}}


'''Campo Elías Delgado''' was a [[Colombia|Colombian]] [[English]] [[teacher]], a [[pretty cool guy]] and the only good [[Hispanic|spic]] to ever exist. On December 4, 1986, he set out for the [[high score]] by killing 9 people at his apartment building then going ham at a fancy restaurant, killing 20 more.
'''Campo Elías Delgado Morales''' was a [[Colombia|Colombian]] [[English]] [[teacher]], a [[pretty cool guy]] and the only good [[Hispanic|spic]] & [[Colombia|culombian]] to ever exist. On December 4, 1986, he set out for the [[high score]] by killing 9 people at his apartment building then going ham at a fancy restaurant, killing 20 more.


== Background ==
== Background ==
Campo was a [[Vietnam War]] vet who served in the U.S. [[Army]], even though he was too much of an IRL [[oldfag]] to be drafted. Being in the war reportedly turned him into a beta male, making him the [[OG]] kickstarter of the beta uprising. He lived as a refugee on the streets of [[New York|Noo Yawk]] before moving back to Colombia and making a living teaching [[lolis]] the English language. Delgado also had family issues, as he couldn't make any friends and blamed his [[your mom|mother]] for it. His sister also hated him and he saw his [[dad]] [[an hero|kill himself]].
Campo was a [[Vietnam War]] vet who served in the U.S. [[Army]], even though he was too much of an IRL [[oldfag]] to be drafted. Being in the war reportedly turned him into a beta male, making him the [[OG]] kickstarter of the beta uprising. He lived as a refugee on the streets of [[New York|Noo Yawk]] before moving back to Colombia and making a living teaching [[lolis]] the English language. Delgado also had family issues, as he couldn't make any friends and blamed his [[your mom|mother]] for it. His sister also hated him and he saw his [[dad]] [[an hero|kill himself]].
==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': Smith & Wesson Model 31-1
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*Revolver chambered in .32 Long, pretty weak compared to .38 Special, but leagues above .22LR. '''12~25 Damage'''
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*'''Secondary''': Hunting Knife
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*Perfect for stabbing lolis and their family to death. '''18~26 Damage'''
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*'''Spell''': Incel
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*'''25+ Damage against Women and Children. 50+ if they are beautiful young ladies'''
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== The killings ==
== The killings ==
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[[File:Campo restaurant after.jpg|100px|thumb|...and after]]
[[File:Campo restaurant after.jpg|100px|thumb|...and after]]


Campo, a true gentleman, greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti. Being a rampant [[alcoholic]], Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a [[moralfag]], promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for [[at least 100 years]]. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, [[lol|many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire]].
Campo, a [[Supreme Gentleman|true gentleman]], greeted the waiters and ordered some spaghetti. Being a rampant [[alcoholic]], Campo ordered a bunch of wine and vodka and hung around the bar for most of his time. He paid his bill then stood up and opened fire. He shot 32 people, getting 20 kills. Campo, a [[moralfag]], promised to not kill any kids, but ended up doing it anyway. The cops showed up 10 minutes later, but Campo held them off for [[at least 100 years]]. Unfortunately, the piggies shot Campo in the face while he was reloading, ending his glorious spree. However, since Campo only had a revolver, and some people were found to have been killed by an Uzi, [[lol|many of the dead are alleged to have been killed by police in the crossfire]].


== Legacy ==
== Legacy ==
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Despite having a pretty high position on the leaderboard, Campo has unfairly not been given much credit. A book inspired by his actions was made in 2002, which was later adapted into a [[Wikipedia:Satanás|movie]]. In it, Campo is renamed Eliseo and has a [[pedo|crush]] on Claudia, renamed Natalia. The movie was Colombia's submission to the 80th Academy Awards for Best Foreign Language Film, but was not nominated because 1. it was [[shit]] and 2. [[TL;DR|TL;DW]].
Despite having a pretty high position on the leaderboard, Campo has unfairly not been given much credit. A book inspired by his actions was made in 2002, which was later adapted into a [[Wikipedia:Satanás|movie]]. In it, Campo is renamed Eliseo and has a [[pedo|crush]] on Claudia, renamed Natalia. The movie was Colombia's submission to the 80th Academy Awards for Best Foreign Language Film, but was not nominated because 1. it was [[shit]] and 2. [[TL;DR|TL;DW]].


== High Score ==
== Gallery ==


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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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CEDHandsome.png|Elías, in that years when he as handsome as a [[Spain|dago]]
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CEDRevolver.png|One of the guns he used
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
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|'''29'''/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|16/20 ''29 kills, 12 injured''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|18/20 ''Method actor and arsonist''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|16/20
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|17/20
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 96/100 ('''A+''')</big>
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<center>'''Thank you for your service!'''<br/>'''[[high score|See full ranking]]'''</center>
== Graded Score ==


{{GradedScore|'''29'''| |14|29 killed, 12 injured|20|Method actor and arsonist|20| |20| |103|S|Thank you for your service!}}


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{{Wanted|4}}
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span> ___________________ </span>
<br>
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<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Federal Bureau of Investigation'''</span>
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== External links ==
== External Links ==


* [[Wikipedia:Campo Elías Delgado|Campo]] at [[Wikipedia]]
* [[Wikipedia:Campo Elías Delgado|Campo]] at [[Wikipedia]]
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* {{ytlink|KpMca6paRzY|The restaurant scene of the movie, with Pumped Up Kicks edited in for the lulz}}
* {{ytlink|KpMca6paRzY|The restaurant scene of the movie, with Pumped Up Kicks edited in for the lulz}}


== C Also ==
* [[Hugo Jackson]] - Another culombian. He failed to get to the high score.
* [[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - Another spic who wanted to set a high score.
* [[Colombia]]
* [[Vietnam War]]


{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
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{{psychopaths}}
{{Spanish}}
{{timeline|Featured article November 22 & 23, [[2015]]|[[Jared Fogle]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Reportfag]]}}
{{timeline|Featured article November 22 & 23, [[2015]]|[[Jared Fogle]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Reportfag]]}}


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[[Category:Murder]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]
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