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'''TheAmazing "Amazingly Fat" Atheist'''{{atheist}} (a.k.a. '''[[Powerword|Thomas "Terroja"]] [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''', born February 20, 1985) is a professional Harry Knowles lookalike and an unamazing, [[neckbeard]]ed [http://web.archive.org/web/20120623221604/http://blog.thatfatatheist.com/post/25567085061/you-idiots-hes-not-color-blind-he-can-drive-for#permalink-notes colorblind] idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual [[atheism]] videos in his garage while wishing he had a girlfriend to suck his little [[Asian]] boy penis (What ''is'' amazing about him is that he has the gall to describe himself as a "[[lolwut|professional ranter]]"). The son of the infamous Mandeville-based scam artist Thomas James Kirk II, Terroja inherited many of his father's venal, sociopathic tendencies, including running his own hilariously inept donation scams. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested [[Heavy Metal|metalhead]] fanatic, a high school dropout who has never held a job and is proud of it. He is also a closet furry with a severe [[BDSM]] submission fetish and has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of [[gay|Bruce Vilanch]] and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released three [[fail|mediocre]] books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to [[Pedobear|molest]] them, and how to get away with it. Most online death calculators--when accounting for TJ's BMI, drinking and smoking habits, sedentary lifestyle, and family history--put his projected date of death between 2039 and 2043.  

TJ's father, Thomas James Kirk II (Yes, that makes TJ "Thomas James Kirk III!" Wuttafag amirite?) was a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|con artist]] who [[:wikipedia:James_Kirk_diploma_mills|got rich by setting up diploma mills and fake churches in Louisiana]].  TJ's dad even claimed to have taken a vow of poverty so he could cheat the tax man and keep his scam skrilla, ironically making TJ's dad the same kind of greedy [[christian|christfag]] he rants against in his [[hypocrisy|YT vids.]]  

 

[[File:Tjkirkthesecond.png|thumb|center|Thomas James Kirk II]]

This unusual upbringing probably explains TJ's frauds, scams and [[Jimbo Wales|e-begging.]] And the fact that TJ's dad spent five years in federal [[prison]] getting plugged by other [[nigger|inmates]] probably explains TJ's love of bananas and [[rape]].

"Like father like son" amirite?

*Bring up {{ytlink2|StraightD0pe|StraightD0pe}}, a YouTube troll who is constantly a thorn in the side of TJ's due to his constant exposure of his latest scams. Mentions of Straightd0pe still make him butthurt to this day.

== See also ==

* [[Atheism]]

* [[Atheist Scum United]]

* [[BeCandid]] - He was one of the people shilling this shit.

* [[Devon Tracey]]

* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - His BFF  

* [[YMS]] - Another fuckbuddy of his.

* [[Fakesagan]]

* [[JDubs]]

* [[Jezuzfreek777]]

* [[MannixThePirate]]

* [[Men's Rights Activist]]

* [[OneLessGod]]

* [[Pedophilia]] - His most prominent mental illness

* [[Saturnine Films]]

* [[Sellout]], [[Unfunny]], [[Edgy]], [[Liberal]] - What he is

* [[The Heirophant Council]]

* [[VenomFangX]]

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:*{{ytuser|TheAmazingArguist|TheAmazingArguist}}

:*{{ytuser|AtheistPoet|AtheistPoet}}

:*{{ytuser|ThePersonWhoTalks|ThePersonWhoTalks}}

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