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'''TheAmazing "Amazingly Fat" Atheist'''{{atheist}} (a.k.a. '''[[Powerword|Thomas "Terroja"]] [[Star Trek|James Kirk]]''', born February 20, 1985) is a {{age|1985|2|20}}-year-old professional Harry Knowles lookalike and an unamazing, [[neckbeard]]ed [http://web.archive.org/web/20120623221604/http://blog.thatfatatheist.com/post/25567085061/you-idiots-hes-not-color-blind-he-can-drive-for#permalink-notes colorblind] idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual [[atheism]] videos in his garage while wishing he had a girlfriend to suck his little [[Asian]] boy penis (What ''is'' amazing about him is that he has the gall to describe himself as a "[[lolwut|professional ranter]]"). The son of the infamous Mandeville-based scam artist Thomas James Kirk II, Terroja inherited many of his father's venal, sociopathic tendencies, including running his own hilariously inept donation scams. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested [[Heavy Metal|metalhead]] fanatic, a high school dropout who has never held a job and is proud of it. He is also a closet furry with a severe [[BDSM]] submission fetish and has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of [[gay|Bruce Vilanch]] and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released three [[fail|mediocre]] books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to [[Pedobear|molest]] them, and how to get away with it. Most online death calculators--when accounting for TJ's BMI, drinking and smoking habits, sedentary lifestyle, and family history--put his projected date of death between 2039 and 2043.  

|<youtube>Pq56CjUA0C4</youtube><br /><center>'''On the subject of [[Columbine]]'''</center>

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{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|His penis is the least harmful thing a priest puts into your child|[[What]]|I mean, what can you really ''do'' with a baby? It's too small to have sex with, and even if you could, you'd go to jail.|TJ revealing his regret that baby fuck if illegal.|Excuse me, I have a penguin living up my ass.|TAA reveals his sick bestiality/vore fantasies|It's either a really small dick or a really big clit.|TAA, trying to defend his dick size.|Well, we can't all take the high road like you! I should be more civil and call people "douchebag" and "[[neckbeard]]".|TheAmazingAtheist, responding to this article, ''lol''|Having pedophilic attractions doesn't mean you automatically go out and start molesting kids. From the time I was 14 to the time I was about 19, I used to have extreme pedophilic fantasies, and I somehow managed to never even come close to acting on them.|TAA, admitting he wants to fuck little kids.|I seriously doubt that any particularly nasty mental scars have come about by having your ass grabbed as a 5-year-old. It's a complete social myth.|Lying to himself about his childhood.|I mean, once you have caffeine and doughnuts, your pretty much unstoppable; there's no way you can top us now God, sorry.|TAA, after too much coffee and doughnuts.|And women ultimately suffer as well. Women fucking hate being pampered and adored and extolled and all the fake ass nonsense. They want a rude obnoxious bastard who'll smack them around when they back talk, fuck them without the slightest concern for their needs, curse at them, spit on them, degrade them in every way possible. Any guy who is [[nice guys|polite and soft-spoken]] knows that girls don't go for that. They go for Joe Niggerdick. the motorcycle riding caveman without two brain cells to rub together."|TheAmazingAtheist, attempting to understand women and failing miserably.|It might be offensive to compare gays to shit flavored oatmeal. But then again, it's kinda applicable! Not, not no.. Oh God, just never mind, don't go there."|TheAmazingAtheist, acknowledging the existence of God.|I have a girl coming to meet me for the first time in just under 20 days and I'm uglier than two sickly jackals fighting over a jar of mayonnaise. To top it off, my penis is small and my douchebaggery is the stuff of modern lore. In short, without money, I have no chance of getting any long-term ass. You guys have got to help me."|TheAmazingAtheist, begging his audience for money to get ass.|You are not Maddox, and you are not funny.|TheAmazingAtheist summed up perfectly on a comment to one of his old blog post.|If you were to take TJ and force him to smoke a garbage bag full of crack, he'd turn into [[Brett Keane]]."|[[Fakesagan]], comparing TheAmazingAtheist to a notorious retard and scam artist.|"Flapjack" makes me think of "Lumberjack", and "Lumberjack" makes me think of [[bear|hairy chests]]. When you say "flap", I'm thinking about the flap of a [[man boobs|man tit]].|TAA's favorite food, Flapjacks|New York City is considering banning transfat in foods served in restaurants.

[[Image:AMAZING_RETARDED_ATHIEST.jpg|thumb|left|Typical Religion "Debate" with TheAmazingAtheist.<br>Not to mention the term "Dark Ages" has been widely discredited. Yeah, absolutely no scientific progress was being accomplished during the Black Plague... [[:wikipedia:European_science_in_the_Middle_Ages|except all of this shit]]]]

His god-awful marketing campaign for his soon-to-be-hacked oncoming website [[#Not Productive|Not Productive]] also displays his sheer stupidity, and his seeming inability to maintain consistency in his views. TJ basically complained about [[YouTube]] [[Attention Whore|whores]] like [[Shane Dawson]] and [[RayWilliamJohnson]] who regularly feature in the front page of YouTube. However, not long before it (and TJ has shown no evidence of retracting his statements) with regards to his departure from [[That Guy with the Glasses|TGWTG]], TJ complained about his [[waaambulance|neglectful]] treatment there because he basically argued that as one of the more popular content-makers on that site, he should get more preferential treatment. Again, because he hasn't shown any inkling of retracting that view since then, it's safe to say that this is another example of his stupidity.

On TJ's alternative, more boring channel TJDoesLife, he recently released a video called "No Pwnage." He went on a convoluted ramble explaining why he doesn't make attack videos against other people, namely other Youtubers. While that is flat-out bullshit, he was just being disingenuous towards his viewers. If you know TJ's character at all, you'll realize that what he really means is that he would rather make videos that don't piss people off or cause drama so as to reel in more viewers. In short, TJ basically admitted to appealing to the lowest common denominator, becoming a run of the mill vlogger on [[Jew]]tube.

A few years ago, TJ made a video complaining about overt advertisements plaguing more and more facets of everyday life, especially the films he so reveres. He's also mocked a few big YouTube channels, such as [[sxephil]], for being money-grubbing attention-whores. Since then, however, he's dropped the ball and rolled it off a cliff by making multiple advertisement videos. In fact, not one, but '''two''' of them are for likes.com, of which is premised around a useless feature popularized by Facebook (if you're too retarded to know what that is, it's the "Like" feature found in wall posts). While most other sellout vloggers simply resort to product placement or stick to begging for favorites and subscribers, TJ bases entire videos off of doing the same thing. Hypocrisy at its finest, people, and with this manchild in mind, it won't end any time soon (great for the lulz).

To elaborate further, TJ recently said: ''Talent is irrelevant. I’m not even going that have that argument with you. Whether I’m good or not has nothing to do with the fact that my job is the same as theirs. Entertain people by talking. If you have that skill, you get compensated for it. That’s the deal. I have it, and it’s how I make my money. I’d rather make it from my audience than from big business using me as a megaphone to hawk their products''. TJ is too stupid or dishonest to realize it, but he makes money through Google, which is among the most powerful IT companies in the world. They're a big business, and it is through their community participation programs that he's able to make an easy dollar regurgitating the lines of [[George Carlin]] and the hatred he holds for his fellow man. Whereas Carlin & Hicks had to sell tickets directly or through vendors, TJ isn't even half that good; he had to make enough videos with enough popularity to sign up for YouTube partnership, which in turn allowed him to place adverts on his videos. When some dumbass views or clicks those adverts, he gets a small piece of the pie for the hits. Only a retard requires further argumentation as to just how stupid TJ is in this regard.

As of August 2013, TJ has recently enjoyed one of the many wonderful benefits to being a YouTube contributer, namely a flagging campaign where several of his videos were arbitrarily removed for no apparent reason.  It's unknown if it was a campaign of his arch-enemies, the [[feminist[[Fucktard]]]], or YouTube realizing his videos suck, but whatever it was, his vids were restored in two days, so a lost opportunity.  Since TJ is a YouTube partner with several hundred-thousand subscribers, TJ gets favoritism from the JewTube staff, so it's unlikely TJ could even get flagged off the site, as JewTube gives far more leniency to users with larger viewbases and as such bring in more Jewgold.  

=== OilGate 2013 ===

On April 3, 2013, Anonymous dredged up yet another boner-slaying video of TJ being a degenerate whackjob. TJ lies on a bed, exposing his micro-penis and morbidly obese body to the camera. He pours scalding hot cooking oil on his dick, convulsing and moaning for about 20 seconds. Then he proceeds to dip his balls into the pot, which is again followed with about 20 seconds of moaning and convulsing. He then pours it all over his ass&mdash;and squirts it directly into his asshole&mdash;and smears it around. His moans are perhaps the most disturbing part of the video: you can tell he is in agony, but there is a distinct tone of sexual satisfaction.

*"Donations" for freespeechvids, a site that he had no clue on coding, maintaining, owning, and networking. It crashed and burned and not a fuck was given that day. (happened; particularly hilarious lolcow exhibitions preceded its inception, including a makeout session with [[Faggot|HardCaseOwnsYou]])

*A [[patreon]] page for his sleep-inducing, pseudo-intellectual cesspool that is the Drunken Peasants podcast. Funny enough, it is earning nearly a thousand times more money per month than TJ's actual channel. (happened; the podcast continues to pollute the interwebz with TJ's pseudo-intellectual rambling, his retarded brother's try-hard pontifications, and other tripe. Also half of their podcasts are either talking about Brett Keane or inviting him to come on the podcast to "own" him(Straightd0pe did it best), even though they're all a brunch of scamming faggots.

He admits that he has put all of his eggs in the YouTube basket, which for anyone but him & others like him, is rather hilarious because it shows how skewed their priorities are. Yes, there are entertainers who rely on their content delivery to make a living, but success & sizable audiences are integral to achieving this; TJ does not really have either, so we at ED ask: What do you expect, fatboy? He only has 448 thousand subscribers (at the time of writing), whereas the users smosh, PewDiePie, and JennaMarbles respectively have 25, 64, and 22 million subscribers. He barely has a tenth of the subscribers of either, but he thinks he has enough clout to make it on YouTube. The three mentioned channels can get away with the same priorities that TJ feels safe with because of how successful they are, but because he has more fat in his skull than gray matter, he can't come to this conclusion on his own.<br><br>

TJ's father, Thomas James Kirk II (yes, that makes TJ "Thomas James Kirk III"! Wuttafag, [[amirite]]?), was a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|con artist]] who [[:wikipedia:James_Kirk_diploma_mills|got rich by setting up diploma mills and fake churches in Louisiana]].  TJ's dad even claimed to have taken a vow of poverty so he could cheat the tax man and keep his scam skrilla, ironically making TJ's dad the same kind of greedy [[christian|christfag]] he rants against in his [[hypocrisy|YT vids]].  

This unusual upbringing probably explains TJ's frauds, scams and [[Jimbo Wales|e-begging]]. And the fact that TJ's dad spent five years in federal [[prison]] getting [[Raped|plugged]] by [[Niggers|other inmates]] probably explains TJ's love of bananas and [[rape]].

"Like father, like son", amirite?

*Bring up {{yt|u|StraightD0pe|StraightD0pe}}, a YouTube troll who is constantly a thorn in the side of TJ's due to his constant exposure of his latest scams. Mentions of Straightd0pe still make him butthurt to this day.

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*TJ fashions himself as a bisexual, peppered with the odd sexual deviancy here and there. He has stated multiple times on his tumblr that he'd like to take on a cock.  However, based on the fact that TJ seems to relish in public humiliation over his rather gross sex life (see the section about his sex tapes), there's no proof that TJ has gone the full nine yards yet and taken a dick up his fat, banana-crusted ass. With this in mind, so far he's yet another bisexual in statement only, perhaps bolstered by his Pilsbury doughboy shape, which fags are known to find anathema to their standards. He has also commented that he finds men's asses unappealing, as if anyone could get it up for his ass.

When pressed on his bullshit, TJ claimed he was simply mocking Fakesagan who he claims was dating a 16 year old girl at the time.  However, when one watches the clip, it's certainty not apparent TJ is "mocking" anyone, Fakesagan makes no claim to dating an underage girl, and Fakesagan seems disgusted by what TJ says.  When pressed further on this [http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/88785085321/oh-my-god-more-lies-from-you-re-you-dating-a-14-year he offered no rebuttal] and just blocked anyone challenging him.  All we have on this claim is TJ's word (since Fakesagan is probably dying in a ditch somewhere), and since his word is worth less than Zimbabwean currency, this claim is about as likely as him just "forgetting" about that road trip or him eventually showing that all the money he solicited for NotProductive didn't go straight up his ass.

 

 

 

 

So basically, TJ is another boring, generic vLogger hilariously dependent on their Youtube escapades to make a living.  

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|Yeah. Well, you deserved it. So, fuck you. I hope it happens again soon. [[BAWWWW|I'm tired of being treated like shit by you mean little cunts]] and then you using your rape as an excuse. Fuck you. I think we should give the guy who raped you a medal. [[Sick Fuck|I hope you fucking drown in rape semen]], you ugly, mean-spirited cow. Actually, I don't believe you were ever raped! What man would be tasteless enough to stick his dick into a human cesspool like you? Nice gif of a turd going into my mouth. Is that kind of like the way that rapists dick went in your pussy? Or did he use your asshole? Or was it both? Maybe you should think about it really hard for the next few hours. Relive it as much as possible. You know? Try to recall: was it my pussy or my ass?|TJ, responding to a rape victim who criticized him on his reddit.

Image:TehBK.jpg|Like the rest of us, Terroja enjoys a small snack from time to time. :)

== List of Associates and Detractors ==

* '''[[Atheism]]''' - The lack of a belief in a God, you fucking [[You|retard]].

* '''[[Atheist Scum United]]''' - One of TJ's failed projects.

* '''[[BeCandid]]''' - He was one of the people shilling this shit.

* '''[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]''' - His BFF

* '''[[YMS]]''' - Another fuckbuddy of his.

* '''[[Fakesagan]]''' - Frenemy.

* '''[[JaclynGlenn]]''' - Plagiarizer. 

* '''[[MannixThePirate]]'''

* '''[[OneLessGod]]'''

* '''[[Saturnine Films]]'''

* '''[[The Heirophant Council]]'''

* '''[[Thunderf00t]]''' - Fellow YouTube atheist

* '''[[Tommy Sotomayor]]''' - A self-hating black YouTuber that espouses Conservative talking points and shits on Black women. Pompous douchebag. Glanderson Booper. Nemesis of classic DP.

* '''[[Vaush]]''' - Prominent lefty Breadtuber. Controversial. Hated by Paul.

* '''[[VenomFangX]]''' - Prudish faggot that complains about cuss words.

* '''[[VonHelton]]''' - Toothless Christian fuck that gives gormjorbs like his buddy, Brett Keane. Old and dumb.

*{{yt|u|TheAmazingAtheist|TheAmazingAtheist's YouTube profile}}

:*{{yt|u|TJdoeslife|TJdoeslife}}

:*{{yt|u|TheAmazingArguist|TheAmazingArguist}}

:*{{yt|u|AtheistPoet|AtheistPoet}}

:*{{yt|u|ThePersonWhoTalks|ThePersonWhoTalks}}

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