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{{notice|''[[You]] may have been looking for [[Sandy Hook]]''}}<br> | {{notice|''[[You]] may have been looking for [[Sandy Hook]]''}} | ||
{{Spoilers|[[Adam_Lanza#Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Adam Fucking Lanza used to browse Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br> | |||
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It was a cool, misty morning in a peaceful small town, when our [[an hero|hero]], '''Adam Peter Lanza''' | It was a cool, misty morning in a peaceful small town, when our [[an hero|hero]], '''Adam Peter Lanza'''{{Boylover}} (Aliases: ''Kaynbred'', ''Smiggles'', [[Pedobear]], ''Blarvink'', ''CulturalPhilistine'', ''fuckcomments'') would embark on his journey to get the [[High Score]] and [[pwn|destroy]] the lives of 20 little kids and 7 degenerate whores (including his mommy) and go down in history as the most efficient [[Mass Murder|rampage killer]] of modern times. His [[Caucasian]] [[chimpout]] would prove to be one of the greatest examples of [[IRL Trolling]] in decades, and serve as direct evidence that [[autistic]] people need to be persecuted- for the good of the whole. The aftermath of his social experiment resulted in a [[shitstorm]] of the intensity and lulz not seen since the year [[1999]] when fellow comedians, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], pulled off the epic prank that was [[Columbine]]. Before committing his act of evil, Adam made sure to destroy his hard drive and computer- ensuring the [[FBI]] never recover all of his fucked up [[Furry porn]] and [[CP]]. First and third party investigators would spend [[2012]]~[[2016]] digging up dirt on Adam. Such investigations revealed that he was a highly autistic pedophile obsessed with mass shootings. One would presume degenerates like him would be caught by the [[NSA]]- but since when was Uncle Sam ever good at his job? | ||
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Of course, no [[Old media|mass media]] has covered this, because the feds would rather give fuel to retards who deny the greatest autistic meltdown ever than admit that they fucked up their investigation. | Of course, no [[Old media|mass media]] has covered this, because the feds would rather give fuel to retards who deny the greatest autistic meltdown ever than admit that they fucked up their investigation. | ||
The channel was baleeted almost IMMEDIATELY after its discovery, however enough time was allowed for a full archive to have been made. | |||
=== Wikipedia === | === Wikipedia === | ||
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So, to cut a long story short, would it be possible for you to check if KnaveSmig’s IP address is located in Connecticut, maybe even the Newtown area, and thus confirm or refute my suspicion that I have been contacted by Adam Lanza a mere six months before the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary? This question is haunting me for about a year now, and I’d really like to get some closure on that one. Thank you. (Lord Gøn (talk) 13:06, 21 January 2014 (UTC))</code> | So, to cut a long story short, would it be possible for you to check if KnaveSmig’s IP address is located in Connecticut, maybe even the Newtown area, and thus confirm or refute my suspicion that I have been contacted by Adam Lanza a mere six months before the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary? This question is haunting me for about a year now, and I’d really like to get some closure on that one. Thank you. (Lord Gøn (talk) 13:06, 21 January 2014 (UTC))</code> | ||
===Encyclopedia Dramatica=== | |||
[[File:ZOMG ADAM PENIS LANZA.png|thumb|[https://web.archive.org/web/20150506104005/https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Aurora_Theatre_Shooting&offset=20120806190348&action=history HE EDITED THE AURORA PAGE BACK IN 2012!!!11] Like [[James Holmes]], Adam would have an AR-15, a shotty, and two pistols in his arsenal. [[NO|COINCIDENCE???]]]] | |||
Aside from editing the other wiki, Adumb would also browse [[Final Boss of the Internet|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] during the glorious .com golden era. [[Some argue|Legends say]] he had an account on here during the [[.se]] regime, and went by the fitting name of "[[user:ChildRapistOhChrist|ChildRapistOhChrist]]", whose user page and talk page were last edited just months before [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|all hell broke loose in Newtown]]... | |||
While this information cannot be confirmed, what can be confirmed is that he bookmarked the following pages: | |||
* [[Bloodninja/logs]] | |||
* [[Girugamesh]] | |||
* [[Offended]] | |||
* [[Sergio Pelico]] | |||
* [[Cyrillic Millions Sign]] | |||
* [[LOL WUT/ASCII]] | |||
* [[My Immortal]] | |||
* [[Pear Chan]] | |||
* [[:Image:Sickfurryshoop.jpg]] | |||
* [[Dynamic Entry]] | |||
* [[Bayeux Tapestry]] | |||
* [[E-Psychiatrist]] | |||
* <s>[[:Image:DONT FAP TO THIS.jpg]]</s> - [[OhInternet|Died in the purge]] | |||
* [[The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building]] | |||
* [[DSFARGEG]] | |||
* [[Dissected-chan]] | |||
* [[Web 2.0]] | |||
* [[Yahoo! Answers]] | |||
* [[:Image:Korean War.gif]] | |||
[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/0ixtq84a5fe88/Adam_Lanza_Bookmarks Source :3] | |||
At the very least, this means that Adam Lanza can be added to the long list of murderers associated with ED, including but not limited to: [[Luka Magnotta]], [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Garcia]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]], and of course [[William Atchison|Couchfag]]. | |||
Additional infos provided by web [[Sluts|sleuths]]: | |||
*{{archive|YYHtT|Is there any information that proves that the user "ChildRapistOhChrist" is Adam Lanza?}} | |||
*{{archive|6fUDv|Did he ever use Encyclopedia Dramatica?}} | |||
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They also discussed [[Pedophilia]]; Adam admitted his opinions "would cause others to make snap judgments about him as an [[Pedophilia apologia|apologist]]." Unsurprisingly, Adam eventually chimped out at the theater guy, presumably after a heated (and autistic) debate over [[Shit nobody cares about]]. Lanza was quoted as saying "that he should not expect him to participate in any more activities with him." The last sightings of Adam in that theater were in August~September [[2012]]. | They also discussed [[Pedophilia]]; Adam admitted his opinions "would cause others to make snap judgments about him as an [[Pedophilia apologia|apologist]]." Unsurprisingly, Adam eventually chimped out at the theater guy, presumably after a heated (and autistic) debate over [[Shit nobody cares about]]. Lanza was quoted as saying "that he should not expect him to participate in any more activities with him." The last sightings of Adam in that theater were in August~September [[2012]]. | ||
== Sandy Hooked == | == Sandy Hooked == | ||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|'''27'''| |19|27 killed, only 2 injured|18| | {{GradedScore|'''27'''| |19|27 killed, only 2 injured|18|spammed his AR like a psycho|20|The 2012 version of [[Columbine|Kawlimpin]], causing the same or even greater moral panic that went on thirteen years prior|20|Extremely efficient elimination!|104|S|A role model for all future school shooters}} | ||
{{Wanted|4}} | {{Wanted|4}} | ||
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