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{{spoiler|obamacare was written by the insurance companies and many [http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2010-10-07-healthlaw07_ST_N.htm big corporations are already exempt from having to pay their employees insurance]! Have fun competing with big corporations as a small business now}} | {{spoiler|obamacare was written by the insurance companies and many [http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2010-10-07-healthlaw07_ST_N.htm big corporations are already exempt from having to pay their employees insurance]! Have fun competing with big corporations as a small business now}} | ||
{{quote|We must remove all doubt in anyone's mind that those expressions and those acts of vandalism and those threats of more have no place in the civil debate in our country.|Speaker of the House, [[Nancy Pelosi]].}} | {{quote|We must remove all doubt in anyone's mind that those expressions and those acts of vandalism and those threats of more have no place in the civil debate in our country.|Speaker of the House, [[Nancy Pelosi]].}} | ||
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{{quote|Didn’t Rush Limbaugh promise us he would leave the country if this thing passed? And if so, who is with me on gifting him with a ticket?|Liberal [http:// | '''I'm not sure you want to watch pundits like Imus discussing this.''' | ||
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{{quote|Didn’t Rush Limbaugh promise us he would leave the country if this thing passed? And if so, who is with me on gifting him with a ticket?|Liberal [http://archive.fo/bMUpo shenanigans].}} | |||
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]. A political windbag who says that healthcare reform is the first massive step towards socialism and (gasp) communism. | *[[Rush Limbaugh]]. A political windbag who says that healthcare reform is the first massive step towards socialism and (gasp) communism. | ||
*[[Glenn Beck]]. Another pundit who can’t keep his mouth shut about the illegalness of the healthcare reform bill. He claims that this is the end of the world and that Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. Raped and murdered a young girl In 1990. | *[[Glenn Beck]]. Another pundit who can’t keep his mouth shut about the illegalness of the healthcare reform bill. He claims that this is the end of the world and that Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. Raped and murdered a young girl In 1990. | ||
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*[[Abortion|Stupak-Pitts Amendment]]. An amendment that removed free abortions from the healthcare reform bill. While the language of the Stupak-Pitts Amendment was left out of the actual healthcare reform law, it was added by Obama via Executive Order 13535. This was a case of cutting off something that was wanted…because nobody in their right minds would actually vote FOR free, abortions paid for with tax dollars. | *[[Abortion|Stupak-Pitts Amendment]]. An amendment that removed free abortions from the healthcare reform bill. While the language of the Stupak-Pitts Amendment was left out of the actual healthcare reform law, it was added by Obama via Executive Order 13535. This was a case of cutting off something that was wanted…because nobody in their right minds would actually vote FOR free, abortions paid for with tax dollars. | ||
*[[Democracy|November 2, 2010 Midterm election day in the United States]]. On this Tuesday, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 36 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested in this election along with 38 state and territorial governorships, many state legislatures, four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races. Because of this, many political pundits believe that the healthcare reform bill passing will make this election day one of extreme anger and extreme right-wing victories. | *[[Democracy|November 2, 2010 Midterm election day in the United States]]. On this Tuesday, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 36 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested in this election along with 38 state and territorial governorships, many state legislatures, four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races. Because of this, many political pundits believe that the healthcare reform bill passing will make this election day one of extreme anger and extreme right-wing victories. | ||
===Final Boss=== | |||
After many days of chronic back pain and spending his days fapping to Breloom in his mom's basement, a man named [[Luigi Mangione]] decided to take matters into his own hands and shot the CEO of [[Jews|United Healthcare]], causing international levels of butthurt amongst rich fuckwads everywhere. | |||
==Let the Rage Begin== | ==Let the Rage Begin== | ||
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|Say hello to Rationing. Remember the gov recommendations no mammograms or breast exams are needed for women younger than 40. So the good news is if you're a woman under 50 you will not need a mammo and the gov. and ins. companies will save money. The bad news some will die as a result, but hey that's part of the price we have to pay for obamacare. Cheers!!!|Comments from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul this] article. | |Say hello to Rationing. Remember the gov recommendations no mammograms or breast exams are needed for women younger than 40. So the good news is if you're a woman under 50 you will not need a mammo and the gov. and ins. companies will save money. The bad news some will die as a result, but hey that's part of the price we have to pay for obamacare. Cheers!!!|Comments from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul this] article. | ||
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|Fuck these neanderthal kooks! I heard Michele Bachmann decry Obama for not “uniting” us when fucking ignorant, fascist, corporate whores like her and Beck and Limbaugh and Hannity and Palin and Steve King and Boehner and Cantor and… keep screaming “tyranny”, “communism”, “authoritarianism”… for wanting to get 50 million people without health care insurance some form of access to a doctor.|From [http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/03/22/right-wingers-predictably-explode-with-rage-over-historic-health-care-vote/ this] article. | |Fuck these neanderthal kooks! I heard Michele Bachmann decry Obama for not “uniting” us when fucking ignorant, fascist, corporate whores like her and Beck and Limbaugh and Hannity and Palin and Steve King and Boehner and Cantor and… keep screaming “tyranny”, “communism”, “authoritarianism”… for wanting to get 50 million people without health care insurance some form of access to a doctor.|From [http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/03/22/right-wingers-predictably-explode-with-rage-over-historic-health-care-vote/ this] article. | ||
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<youtube>1uEs6Y5Zmzw</youtube><br | <youtube>1uEs6Y5Zmzw</youtube><br>'''What has Obama got against grandma?'''| | ||
<youtube>AuygCN_tq8k</youtube><br>'''Obama kicking Cantor's ass.'''| | |||
<youtube>AuygCN_tq8k</youtube><br | <youtube>A_kSXESTikc</youtube><br>'''Some gross, fat conservative who is probably in a Tea Party.'''| | ||
<youtube>ygkU_uQl7uY</youtube><br>'''I didn't think they let Mexicans in the Tea Party.'''| | |||
<youtube> | <youtube>GALYnnAQFKA</youtube>'''Obama's historic speech. It made conservatives [[rage]] and because the conservatives were raging, the liberals began raging too...and on and on and on.'''| | ||
<youtube>Vb3hyNKKxS0</youtube><br>'''And some reactions from the pundits.'''| | |||
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==The view from Britain== | ==The view from Britain== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Luigi Mangione]] - He did it right. | |||
*[[Conservatism]] | *[[Conservatism]] | ||
*[[Liberalism]] | *[[Liberalism]] | ||
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*[[Why do you hate America?]] | *[[Why do you hate America?]] | ||
*[[HealthCare.gov]] | *[[HealthCare.gov]] | ||
*[[How To Wash Your Hands]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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This being a rather hot-button topic right now, to see an example of this sort of thing, one only need to use a search engine with the following search terms: Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, Health Care, Reform, Senate, House, Canada, Europe, Dialysis. | This being a rather hot-button topic right now, to see an example of this sort of thing, one only need to use a search engine with the following search terms: Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, Health Care, Reform, Senate, House, Canada, Europe, Dialysis. | ||
*[http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:H.R.4872: Full text of the bill | * [http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:H.R.4872: Full text of the bill] - have fun reading through this thing. | ||
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/25/2010-03-25_rep_anthony_weiner_receives__threatening_letter_suspicious_package_after_health_.html Threats!] | |||
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/03/22/2010-03-22_healthcare_bill_the_key_points_you_need_to_know.html Key points within the bill] | |||
* [http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2010/s2857723.htm Health Care Backlash] | |||
* [http://archive.fo/Wo4qg Healthcare reform could cause civil war.] | |||
* [http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34838.html The only thing worse than winning ugly is losing uglier.] | |||
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