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'''Jonathan Sapirman'''{{jew}}, after seeing the failfest that was [[Noah Esbensen|Noah's]] chimpout at a mall in Denmark, thought to himself that he could do it better. He was wrong, getting cucked almost as hard as [[William Atchison|AlGore]], but instead of by a couch, it was by a 22-year-old [[Generation Z|Zoomer]] who shot him eight times from a distance of forty yards with his 9mm Glock. Thus, Sapirman failed to earn his eternal notoriety, and becomes another in the [[Gun_control#Not_main_seeds|long list of losers]] whose "mass" shootings were so lame not even the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|most opportunistic]] [[Democrats|gun control advocates]] could use it for anything, leaving the shooting forgotten by the general public the very next day.

The man behind this poorly acted attack is said to be 20-year-old <big>Jonathan Douglas Sapirman</big>. He was a 4channer and redditer who was active on the r/masskillers subreddit. A right wing extremist probably, he was too scared to show his PC '''so he burned it.''' [[John Earnest|Doesn't]] [[Payton Gendron|that]] [[Patrick Crusius|seem]] [[Adam Lanza|FAMILIAR?]]. From this we don't know much yet sadly. At young age, Johnny boy was left behind with [[Mama]] [[Orphan|cuz father went to get da milk]]. This guy was another [[Adam Lanza]] copycat (two in a month lol), as we can see on his imgur posts POSTED ON 4CHAN that he tries to do that same stupid Lanza shit. Also, he posted a TON about Lanza on his numerous reddit accounts too. We don't know any of his socials yet, so stay calm edgy YouTube content creators, you're [[Wrong|safe for a while]] ;). Notice how all these recent mall shooters can only get three PWns and after that they stop? Well that's stupid. Anyways after that we don't know anything. [https://thebarchive.com/bant/thread/15746209 Here's the link to the 4chan post.]

An hour prior to the minor lulzfest, Johnny boy went in the mall and sat there in its restrooms, probably [[shitting]] his life out before becoming a badazz. After sixty-two minutes, he came out the shit-infested unclean food court bathroom and went in to do something [[Joke|good for society]]. He fired 24 rounds of ammunition from his Sig Sauer rifle, killing three people and injuring two in a matter of seconds. Sadly, this bright start would come to a quick end when some armed dude called '''[[Word salad|Elisjsha]] [[Dick|Dicken]]''' who did a [[MLG|360 no scope]] on Jonathan and ended it all in two seconds of bullet travel and brain death. He called the cops and told them what happened. The [[FBI|Johnson County Coroner]] has identified the deceased victims as [[Spics|56-year-old Pedro Pineda, 37-year-old Rivera de Pineda, and 30-year-old Victor Gomez]], all from [[Shithole|Indianapolis]].

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{{GradedScore|3|Go away faggot|7|24 shots fired with 3 killed and TWO injured|4|Had '''TWO''' ARs but still did shit|2|[[Nobody cares]]|0|Pwnt by an NPC and did absolutely dogshit with two ARs. YOU GET NOTHING.|16|F---|Should've taken some lessons from [[Robert Hawkins]]}}