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Aempirei ([[Powerword]]: Christopher Abad) is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Mexican|maxickin]] [[Gypsy|gypsy]] who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in San Antonio, TX where he opened an icecream shop to which [[Over9000|many]] unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet ([[Get_on_IRC_faggot|IRC]]) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his [[CP|CP]] collections, such as [[Pedophiles|Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X]]. Aempirei eventually became a [[Fucktard|Bantownian]] and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious [[Faggotry|faggotry]]. A few days later he got [[Pwned|pwnt]] by [[Communist|struct]] with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently [[Lurk_moar|lurking]] on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3 | '''Aempirei''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Christopher Abad''') is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Mexican|maxickin]] [[Gypsy|gypsy]] who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in [[San Antonio]], TX where he opened an icecream shop to which [[Over9000|many]] unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet ([[Get_on_IRC_faggot|IRC]]) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his [[CP|CP]] collections, such as [[Pedophiles|Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X]]. Aempirei eventually became a [[Fucktard|Bantownian]] and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious [[Faggotry|faggotry]]. A few days later he got [[Pwned|pwnt]] by [[Communist|struct]] with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently [[Lurk_moar|lurking]] on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3 | ||
{{quote|thats called crazytime. crazyTV on at crazyoclock crazy standard time.|Aempirei}} | {{quote|thats called crazytime. crazyTV on at crazyoclock crazy standard time.|Aempirei}} | ||
==Problems with Pee== | ==Problems with Pee== | ||
[[Image:Aempirei hepkitten thumb.jpg|thumb|right|Aempirei & [[Hepkitten]]]] | [[Image:Aempirei hepkitten thumb.jpg|thumb|right|Aempirei & [[Hepkitten]]]][[image:Aemiprei Peed A Lake.jpg|thumb|left|There wasn't a lake before he got there]] | ||
People are saying on the internet that Aempirei has a problem with urine. Notable occasions of him urinating in an improper place or receptacle include:<br> | People are saying on the internet that Aempirei has a problem with urine. Notable occasions of him urinating in an improper place or receptacle include:<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 02:45, 26 December 2024
General Information
Aempirei (Powerword: Christopher Abad) is a fat maxickin gypsy who emigrated to USA about 21 years ago to avoid charges of child abuse. He settled in San Antonio, TX where he opened an icecream shop to which many unsuspecting American loli's have been lured over the years. He used to hang out in #hackphreak @undernet (IRC) where he met other fucktards with whom he traded his CP collections, such as Latent, dcollect, capoeira, RLoxley, Bantrix, neonfreon, vord, FiberOps and System-X. Aempirei eventually became a Bantownian and was promptly expelled from the #hackphreak moderation board due to his inability to conceal obvious faggotry. A few days later he got pwnt by struct with a fork() bomb, which generated lots of lulz, butthurt and BBQ. Rumor is he is currently lurking on ED IRC (irc.wtfux.org) trying to learn how to triforce. If you see him around, be sure to ask for tit pics and he will promptly delivar. <3
—Aempirei | ||
Problems with Pee
People are saying on the internet that Aempirei has a problem with urine. Notable occasions of him urinating in an improper place or receptacle include:
- Circa third grade: peed on himself because he was too involved in playing video games to get up and use the bathroom.
- Peed repeatedly in elevators
- Peed on his phone
- Known front yard peer
- Allegedly may have peed in someone's open convertible
External Links
Aempirei Facebook Account
Aempirei LiveJournal Account
Aempirei Youtube Account
Aempirei Myspace Account
His fake-ass self insert Wikipedia article.- http://the-mathclub.net/ - his website.
- Story about him from Slashdot.
- Story about him from WSJ.
