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'''Progah''' (aka [[Unabomber|@Societyman123]]) is a homeless [[vlogger]], [[incel]], [[sk8ter]], [[skript kiddie]] and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. | '''Progah''' (aka [[Unabomber|@Societyman123]]) ([[powerword]]: '''Carlo Salvatici''') is a homeless [[vlogger]], [[incel]], [[sk8ter]], [[skript kiddie]] and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. Formerly living with his parents, Progah's homeless saga began with his parents kicking him out for being useless and/or a [[closet furry]], after which Progah tried to make it up as though he chose the homeless lifestyle to go urban exploring but still reminisces on his youth that was absorbed by playing [[Minecraft]]. Being a sexless incel, he has pondered on various alternative ways he could finish his love quest, including becoming [[bisexual]], downloading [[Grindr]], [[bestiality]] and [[pedophilia]]. Its honestly hard to tell whether this guy is genuine or just a [[troll|rage-baiter]] or if it is a fine mixture of both. Even if this guy does find a butt-buddy that isn't his [[body pillow]], it is still highly unlikely that he will be satisfied because monogamy is just below him and he believes the entire world is pinned against him because society won't live up to his wildly unrealistic expectations. Additionally, he is constantly talking about how he wants to kill people, go to prison or become a terrorist, so make sure to check out the [[High Score]] page once in a while incase his name shows up on the list. | ||
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|<youtube>xe2YwU576go</youtube><center>'''Progah wishes the world was a [[2B2T]] server.</center> | |<youtube>xe2YwU576go</youtube><center>'''Progah wishes the world was a [[2B2T]] server.</center> | ||
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|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center> | |<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center> | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/@Societyman123 his YouTube] | *[https://www.youtube.com/@Societyman123 his YouTube] | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X6EgKTdkZO8 YT short featuring his body pillow] | **[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X6EgKTdkZO8 YT short featuring his body pillow] | ||
*[https://www. | *[https://www.instagram.com/prog.carlo/ his Instagram] | ||
*[https://www. | *[https://www.facebook.com/carlo.salvatici/ his Facebook] | ||
* | *[https://github.com/CarloSalvatici his Github] | ||
*{{Patreon|societyman123|His Patreon}}, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason. | *{{Patreon|societyman123|His Patreon}}, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason. | ||
*His [[Grindr]] would also be supplementary information. | |||
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Progah (aka @Societyman123) (powerword: Carlo Salvatici) is a homeless vlogger, incel, sk8ter, skript kiddie and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. Formerly living with his parents, Progah's homeless saga began with his parents kicking him out for being useless and/or a closet furry, after which Progah tried to make it up as though he chose the homeless lifestyle to go urban exploring but still reminisces on his youth that was absorbed by playing Minecraft. Being a sexless incel, he has pondered on various alternative ways he could finish his love quest, including becoming bisexual, downloading Grindr, bestiality and pedophilia. Its honestly hard to tell whether this guy is genuine or just a rage-baiter or if it is a fine mixture of both. Even if this guy does find a butt-buddy that isn't his body pillow, it is still highly unlikely that he will be satisfied because monogamy is just below him and he believes the entire world is pinned against him because society won't live up to his wildly unrealistic expectations. Additionally, he is constantly talking about how he wants to kill people, go to prison or become a terrorist, so make sure to check out the High Score page once in a while incase his name shows up on the list.
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External links
- his YouTube
- his Instagram
- his Facebook
- his Github
- His Patreon, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason.
- His Grindr would also be supplementary information.
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