Goose Cock

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Goose Cock

About 125 years ago, a /b/tard from the all glorious internet website called 4chan requested some poor unwilling soul to shoop a picture of a goose so it had a transparent background. With early attempts, many replies lawl failed at giving the appropriate image macro. Branching off into the old Rock Blocker Meme. Many people bawwww'd.

	“	No because it will become a shitty attempt at a meme, eg, socially awkward penguin, bachelor frog etc.	„
	—Some Butthurt Anon

This particular thinker failed to realize, however, that the picture was not only unsuitable for an advice dog variant, but also begging to be shopped (as suggested by it's first appearance on /b/), and thus the avalanche of lulz was inevitable.

Goose Cock is an image macro of a goose, with a slightly bent neck, giving a penis-like appearance, and is shooped onto as many things as possible. Goose cock seems to cause butthurt to many Oldfags and other such Douchebags. No one nor anything is safe from Goose Cock, although all wish they had a Penis of Goose.

Gallery

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  Original Photo
• First appearance on /b/.
  First appearance on /b/.
• Template
  Template
• Better template.
  Better template.
• The first Cock Shoop (so this anon thinks) I stand corrected
  The first Cock Shoop (so this anon thinks) I stand corrected
• Even this cunt isn't safe.
  Even this cunt isn't safe.
• This faggot isn't safe either.
  This faggot isn't safe either.
• True fisrt shoop, I was there for that thread several months ago.
  True fisrt shoop, I was there for that thread several months ago.
• SEIG HEIL!
  SEIG HEIL!
• Most horrible Best goose cock shoop.
  Most horrible Best goose cock shoop.
• Princess peach enjoying the satisfaction of Goose Cock.
  Princess peach enjoying the satisfaction of Goose Cock.
• 
  Im gonna mongle your goose!
• Not even furries are safe.
  Not even furries are safe.
• A gaggle of Goose Cocks cum on a Cumdumpster.
  A gaggle of Goose Cocks cum on a Cumdumpster.
• lolwut?
  lolwut?
• 
  lol @ Gooseball
• Carlton's Delicious makeover. amidoinitrite?
  Carlton's Delicious makeover. amidoinitrite?
• Technically, it's a Goose Cock.
  Technically, it's a Goose Cock.
• Moot seems to like.
  Moot seems to like.
• Anime dude wishes to pleasure himself with Goose cock
  Anime dude wishes to pleasure himself with Goose cock

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Goose Cock is part of the following series:

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  Memes
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  Chans

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