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| <center>[[File:Real-AkaiDalia2.png|300px]]<br />
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| '''Behold the face of the Sonic-Sue with her imaginary boyfriend Shadow. Lulz she actually watermarked this.'''</center><br /><br />
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| == Akai and her fanbrats ==
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Akai's-whiteknight-to-the-rescue1.png|A typical whiteknight response when their idol is told the truth about her Sonic-Sue.
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| File:Akai's-asskisser-to-the-rescue.png|Telling a 20-something year old woman to grow up is very necessary when she acts more like her shoe size than her actual age.
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| {{dauser|akaidalia}} is a 23 year old woman-child with a fanbase of mindless sheep that she has at her disposal. Akai (like many other autistic fanbrats on Deviantart) is a girl who has expressed their ever lasting love for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Akai's character Akai is the very lucky girl who gets the sexy [[Faggot|Sonikku]]. Sonic is always there for Akai, they have hardcore sex and sonic bows to his princess while they live a [[Domestic_violence|happy]] life. Akai and Sonic have had [[Anti-Christ|child]] by the name of [[Asperger's Syndrome|Sonai.]]
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| Akai like every other [[Mary Sue|perfect]] character or [[Art|Deviantartist]] Akai has the nasty [[Satan|Critics!]] As any rational person would,she fights with her [[Idiot|knights of justice]] to get rid of the [[Troll|bullies]] if all else fails she [[Banned|blocks]] the mean bullies and lives another day on the internet where she will continue her quest for Sonic's juicy [[Beastiality|cock.]]
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| Just like most [[Autism|sonictards]] Akai is also a [[Brony|Pegasister]] whose cutie mark is of a SpermToegg she also has a collection of pony toys and ruined posters because of her undying hate for Amy Rose- Sonic's real girlfriend. While Akai isn't fingering herself to Sonic the hedgehog, being as so desperate and sex deprived she bought a new hedgehog and named it Sonic. Sonic the real hedgehog is now in a 3 foot [[Vagoo|wide hole]] with no escape to this day.
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| == The obsessed and the Sue ==
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| [[File:Jane-Dalia-the-whore.png|thumb|Everytime a person points out how much of a fucking slutbag std infested whore her Shit-Sue is [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/12894455/3372026709 her and her whiteknights throw a shit] fit despite the obvious in Akai's online galleries.]]
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| [[File:Baaaw-no-more-boyfriend.png|thumb|right|If this obsessive bitch really did have an actual boyfriend he only ditched her because of her sick ass obsession of fucking Sonic and Shadow and her shit attitude. Poor guy made the right decision.]]
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| {{cg|Y U SO OBSESSED|akaiobsession|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Akai-is-coocoo-for-Sonic.png|Just like the typical religious freak from hell she also worships a God. Still fictional and just as crazy.
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| File:Akai-gets-more-obsessed-everyday1.png|The
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| File:Akai-isn't-just-obsessed-but-also-a-selfie2.png|Sonic-Sue
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| File:Akai's-obsession-42.png|is
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| File:Akai's-obsession-52.png|definetly
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| File:Akai's-obsession-62.png|obsessed
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| File:Akai's-obsession-72.png|with
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| File:Akai's-obsession28.png|Sonic the Hedgehog
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| [[File:Behold-the-great-and-boring-Shit-Sue-known-as-Akai-Dalia.png|thumb|Behold [http://akaidalia.deviantart.com/art/Akai-Dalia-Attacks-404448370 the worst] Sue in the [[Sonic]] fandom!]]
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| If you thought the design was shit go read the bio and laugh.
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| {{quote|Name: Jane Dalia
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| Nicknames: Akai , Red Dalia , Scarlet
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| Age: 19
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| Gender: Female
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| Species: Hedgehog
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| Height: 98 cm
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| Weight: Secret
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| DOB: April 22th 1994
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| Birth Place: Unknown
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| Occupation: Noblewoman
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| Top Speed: High Speed Runner ( 160 - 175 Mph)
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| Special Attacks: Karate Blows, Stabbing with the her Katana, Spin Jump, Spin Attack, Flower Horse.
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| Abilities & Aptitude: Dalia Storm, Flower Shoot, Dark Dalia, Super Dalia
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| Hobbies & Talents: Drawing, listen favorite music, brown belt karate, ability to use any melee weapons and firearms, excellent hearing, sports skills.
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| Weaknesses: To Sonic, Shadow and to her own mother (love daughter)
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| Friends: Saira, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Cream, Blaze, Silver.
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| Rivals: Amy Rose (love rival)
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| Enemies: Eggman, Metal Sonic
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| Gourmet of choice: Lasagna, Spaghetti, pizza, spicy food, chocolate, cookies and cakes.
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| Beverages of choice: tea (wit lemon) , orange juice
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| Favorite color(s): red, violet and black
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| Miscellaneous trivia: Akai is in love with Sonic, but her feelings are also addressed to Shadow. Despite her athletic ability, Akai has a fear of heights.
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| Personality: Akai is a girl ,who likes to spend time alone, but is also able to be sociable. Hates hypocrisy and simulation someone who is not. Akai can be impulsive, but also caring and compassionate. Akai is well organized, but a little with the bossy.
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| Items & Weapons: Akai has a katana named Astra. She calling out using of minds. With materialization of the katana appear sparkling gleams.
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| Themesong: Lady Gaga - Born this Way
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| Back Story: Akai comes from a noble family “Garden Dalia”. She is the successor to the title of nobility-the Countess. Her parents, Lena Dalia the Hedgehog and Jack the Hedgehog govern of entire county. Her older brother Jakob the Hedgehog,had gone abroad, and younger , Peter ,living with them. Akai’s real name is Jane. “Akai” is her self-proclaimed name. She has a katana called Astra. Each member of her family, having completed 18 years, received a sword. When Akai became an adult, went out into the world looking for his destiny .. and love, which turned out to be Sonic. True, Akai doesn’t show feelings personally to him ,but trying to be his best friend. When it comes to her attitude to Amy, she is her love rival for Sonic. She doesn’t bestow Amy special sympathies, but try to respect her. Akai has a similar approach to Shadow as to Sonic. But the her dilemma is in the fact that Akai has for both the same feeling.|AkaiDalia}}
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| {{cg|Y U SUCH A MARY SUE|akaimarysue|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Akai-the-brony-fag.png|Shhhhh it's a secret u gais.
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| File:Akai's-fantasies.png|What she wishes to be real on a daily basis.
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| File:Akai-stroking-her-ego.png|Must haaave staaaaamps of Shit-Sue.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:How-Akai-reacts-to-the-truth.png|Getting her Sue ass to cry is too simple and wat out u gais she'll sick her imaginary boyfriends on you.
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| File:Akainewlook.png|Now with extra colour!
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| Image:Beastfriendz.png|[[omg|What about sanikkuu D:]] Also boobs
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Akai's Autism ==
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| [[File:Akai-is-not-amused3.gif|thumb|Her expression when you're not part of her legion of Yes-Fags.]]
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| [[File:Akai-being-the-cow-she-is.png|thumb|Wat out! We've got a badass cow over here u gais!!!]]
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| Akai manages to somehow magically have [[Incest|Plankton-sized kids]] with her Sonikku and later on goes and fucks Shadow...or Shadowkku, and manages to have kids with him as well. Is she a whore? [[Liar|nope.]] Her anatomy resembles an anorexic scrub hoe because "Cartoons don't have to be realistic or have good anatomy" quote from Akai. She has posted multiple journals about her bullies to her [[Why.jpg|4000]] strong fanbase of [[you|gay loving pussies]]
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| [[File:Akai's-not-butthurt.png|thumb|left|Her only defense against logic and critique.]]
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| Late 2012 Akai told her fantards that she will be removing her [[Yaoi|Sonadow]] comic because she did not like the couple anymore. This spiked up riots amongst her fans and lost over 1000 watchers. Noticing that her fans were not giving her attention anymore she put the comic back and they all came running back with their dicks between their legs.
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| [[File:Oh-Akai-y-u-so-shitty.png|thumb|right|They're not butthurt! They're just showing their opinion.]]
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| Recently the Autism has spread and she has pulled the [[Bipolar Disorder|Bi-polar]] card in another attention whoring journal.
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| {{quote|I'm upset on myself...cuz I have a sick personality. And I've realized, they/you're right..I'm bitch. Sadly, one time I can be kind, warmly,forgiving, sensitive...but second time as mean, bad, malicious..the one word..BITCH. I was always like that. Also I feel sorry to my lovely mommy for me :'(
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| I just don't know how to control this. I'm worry for my future. I'm so sorry for my behavior. I'm bipolar..sadly :(
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| I should leave the DA, but I don't want. I've got used to this place. Anywhere else I don't talk to people because I have no where
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| Don't take my apology, if you don't want. I've just told you the truth about me.
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| I'm also self-masochism mentally. I like to hurt myself. I'm aware of my hard , sick and strange personality.|[[Akai Dalia]]| displaying her shitty grammar on Deviantart}}
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| In addition to explaining she might leave again, she hides her insults to the bullies by using her own language- polish to 1up the unexpected meanies, little does she know Google translate works both ways and have been translated to her saying " I can no longer watch hung-up punks who are spoiled for nausea, cluttering their supposed "opinions"." Her [[Hypocrisy|truthful]] talk really shows what a autistic fuck she is.
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| Unable to any longer endure the endless amounts of exposure at the hands of other users of DeviantART and from users on YouTube, Akai has deactivated her DeviantART account. This was her BAW-fest of a journal before said account had been deactivated, filled with butthurt as usual: [http://akaidalia.deviantart.com/journal/Time-to-leave-and-thank-you-guys-467310554 Akai's departure.] (BALEETED!) Ironically enough, Akai has stated that she did not give a fuck what her detractors had thought, yet she would write shitty response comments with fraught with horrible grammar, piss-poor arguments, fail-troll tactics, take potshots at other people, and she has closed her dA account. Yet, she "doesn't care". Contradictory much, Akai?
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| {{cg|[[USI]]|akaiusi|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Only-Akai-can-steal.png|When a person uses Akai's art it's theft and should be reported but when Akai uses [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Boom_%28TV_Series%29 officially copyrighted art] from Sega it's aaawwwriight. Bitch just doing whatever the fuck she pleases cuz it's awright if she steals.
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| File:Akai-being-a-hypocrite-5.png|More asskissing.
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| File:Akai-being-a-hypocrite-4.png|Another non-asskisser? This is amazing shit.
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| File:Akai-being-a-hypocrite-3.png|People who aren't asskissing.
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| File:Akai-being-a-hypocrite-2.png|Posts a journal about it anyway.
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| File:Akai-being-a-hypocrite.png|I dun care wat u gais say about me.
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| File:Akai-loves-sue-self.png|Apparently she'll only praise the fan art she does get if it's depicting her [[Sonic]]-Sue molesting [[Sonic]] or Shadow.
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| File:Akai-no-fav-NR2-submission.png|Rude comment and no favorite from our wonderful cunt.
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| File:Akai-loves-herself-2.png|So for those that say "well she didn't fav it because the quality isn't all that good." As long as it has her shit-sue in it she loves it.
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| == The Sonadow comic ==
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| [[File:Art101.png|thumb|The fuck is this shit?]]
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| [[Image:Shadowthebitch.jpg|thumb|left|270px|[[Manly Tears|Cry like a man]]]]
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| The sonadow comic is where her popularity started to explode. Like every weeaboo sonictard she made a comic about Sonic putting his train inside of shadow. She has hit [[Homosexuality|820]] pages in her comic with 1000's of fans following. Reading every little bit of this [[Spellcheck|lliterate train wreck.]] The comic explains how [[liar|Sonikku got pregnant twice]] with his beloved shadokku, making hidden comics on furaffinity of them having hard core sex with the topping of autistic bad drawing.( now removed due to [[Satan|opinions]])
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| The comic shows the true personality of the characters by making them 2 faggots in love. Shadow being the bitch of the relationship and sonic being the bitch. Shadow using all his strength to restrain the bitch, and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|keep it from walking out the door.]]
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| {{quote|Your comic drawings are so cool it should be in a manga comic book now and you will be famous|rougebat103|on [[deviantART|Deviantart]]}}
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| == Easy ways to make Akai get autistic on you==
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| [[File:Akai's-Haters.png|thumb|What happens when you disagree with her.]]
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| 1. Draw any negative picture of her with Amy rose in it
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| 2. Criticism
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| 3. Trolling
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| 4. Looking at her funny
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| 5. Complimenting her
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| 6. Speaking proper English
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| 7. Thought
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| 8. Logic
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| 9. Draw any of her other Sonic FCs
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| 10. Draw any pairing of Sonic or Shadow with other FCs or OCs together.
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| {{cg|Who Sonic actually fucks and gets fucked by|sonicfucking|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| == Videos of people trying to hammer sense into this poor insane woman.==
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| {{Videoframe|vf1|background-color:lightgray;border-radius:1em;margin:0 auto;padding:1em;|font-weight:bold;
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| |<youtube>7qvQM64QzjA</youtube>
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| When you have a 9-part series of youtube videos about you plus 12 other videos ranting on how negative you are and how your fan characters is a slutty whore who can't defend herself, that's when there's something wrong with not just you but your fan character.
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| == Akai's very own Memes ==
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| [http://memegenerator.net/instance/43466608 Create your own Akai meme.]
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| <center>Memes<gallery>
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| File:Akai_Meme_1.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_2.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_3.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_4.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_5.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_6.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_7.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_8.jpg
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| File:Akai_Meme_9.jpg
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| </gallery></center>
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| == Whiteknights ==
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| *{{dauser|cute-gamer}}
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| *{{dauser|cutie-sylveon}}
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| *{{dauser|artemissilverbane}}
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| *{{dauser|pichulover20}}
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| *{{dauser|yami-sonic}}
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| *{{dauser|mochaloid}}
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| == Links ==
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| [[File:Sonic-speaks-out.png|thumb|right|Sonic speaking out while sucking Squidward's cock.]]
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| [[File:Why-you-don't-molest-others.png|thumb|right|Sonic gives the Sue a head start.]]
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| *{{twitter|AkaiDalia}}
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| *{{facebook|AkaiDalia}}
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| *{{furaffinity|akaidalia}} <b>ACTIVE</b> - Where you can see her fulfill her sick fantasies with her imaginary God.
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| *{{dauser|pinkiepiefan4ever}} <b>TROLL Account </b>
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| *{{dauser|akaidahliaplz}} A plz account she uses to favorite her own shitty art.
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| *{{dauser|akaidahliaclub}} She even created a group just to stroke her shit stained Sonic-Sue
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| *{{dauser|sonicxakaidaliaclub}} Creating one group in dedication to your shit-sue is bad enough but another one? Stroking that ego.
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDJY-tkAio_cs2lM56G4C2g Youtube account]
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| *[https://inkbunny.net/AkaiDalia InkBunny account]
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| == Bahleeted/Banned Accounts ==
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| *<s>{{dauser|akaidalia}}</s> <b>BAHLEETED</b> - Closed due to butthurt.
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| == Other Links ==
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| *[http://marysuefacepalm.tumblr.com/post/58638886830 Featured on the Mary Sue Tumblr blog.]
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| *{{facebook|AkaiDahlia5}} A fatbook page dedicated to the Mary Sue.
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| *[http://xin-yil.deviantart.com/journal/Akai-Dalia-Please-Read-391217912 Xin-yil shares a wonderful experience with the Sonic ho.]
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| *[http://doskatomboy.deviantart.com/journal/AkaiDalia-321279506 Doskatomboy shares their own shit stained experience with the Sonic-Sue]
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| == See Also ==
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| <div class="floatleft" style="padding-right:5%">
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| *[[Aspergers]]
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| *[[Autism]]
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| *[[Blueshinewolf]]
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| *[[Chris-chan]]
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| *[[Coppercab]]
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| *[[DisneyFan01]]
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| *[[Dying_Alone]]
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| *[[DeviantArt]]
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| </div>
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| *[[Pewdie-Pinkiepie]]
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| *[[Shitty_Art]]
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| *[[Weeaboo]]
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| *[[Whores]]
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| *[[Sonic]]
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| *[[Pedophile]]
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| *[[USI]]
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| *[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
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| *[[PrincessElizabeth013]]
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