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{{quote|I would look her in that fat, ugly face of hers and say 'Rosie, you're fired!'|Donald Trump}}
'''Donald John Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th and 47th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being.
'''The Donald''', or '''Donald Trump''' ([[Hitler did nothing wrong|Did Nothing Wrong]]), is a [[Bullshit|god amongst men]]. Never half-piss around when The Donald is around cause he'll [[rape]] you for not fully pissing around, fire you for being unproductive, sue you for [[libel]], and pillage your clan of its cattle. Donald Trump is a fucking genius. One fact that proves just how much of a genius The Donald is, he has personally gone bankrupt '''four fucking times'''. [http://http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-i-have-never-gone-bankrupt-2015-8 Wrong, faggot.]He's pissed away billions of dollars and yet people ''still'' get in line to give this [[asshole]] their money. In addition to the power to dupe [[Jews]] and [[You|goyim]] out of their money, Trump also has the ability to suspend time itself. This amazing power means that even though he continues to get older, his girlfriends never age beyond 23. This power is also known as "money," and allows even an ugly, paunchy, used car salesman like Trump to score more tail than [[you]] ever will. [[You|Fags]] at ED stand behind him every step of the way.
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:
He also has his own world renowned television show, in which he makes [[niggers]] and [[women]] do his work for him. Recently, Trump is running for [[president]] and has, surprisingly, [[Lulz|been supported by many]]. On the other hand, many [[lulz]] were had at his expense. The Donald is a primordial source of [[lulz]], for example he was what caused Loki to cut off Sif's golden hair because The Donald only deserves the best in toupées.
* '''[[The Donald]]''' — for all the [[white nationalist]] [[Kekistan]]i [[alt-right]] [[racist]]s who voted for Trump and are therefore the reason why the US has turned into Nazi Germany 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]].
[[File:Trump Tweets.jpg|right|thumb|Just another day on Trump's Twitter account.]]
* '''[[Donald Drumpf]]''' — for all the [[white guilt]]-filled [[nu-male]] [[soyboy]]s living in [[San Francisco]] who can't understand why their screaming at the sky for hours every day didn't change anything.
== ED Approved ==
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== Life of Leisure ==
==Related Articles==
[[Image:Trumpcream.jpg|right|thumb|Trump during his [[OM NOM NOM|daily routine]].]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
Trump spends his days in his [[Manhattan]] home, eating [[Delicious Cake|delicious cake]] and playing with himself. He dreams of [[Jessi Slaughter]] and [[faps]] his 24 karat gilded five inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in [[Shotacon|little boys]] with wads of [[money|cash]] to have sex with him. Trump, being the latent homosexual that is his agenda, is the sole financial source behind [[Boku no Pico]]. [[True|It is rumored that the plot is inspired by Trump's childhood]], but given how much Trump brags about his accomplishments, if he did have such an awesome childhood--he'd never shut the fuck up about it. It is speculated that he will pander to [[Apple|militant homosexuals]] after he [[Cocks|locks]] up the [[NAMBLA|GOP]] nomination. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from [[nigger|green business]] [[suit]]s to [[Slut|skimpy, black]] [[panties]]. It should be noted that Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, ''twice'', the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tenuous grasp on economics, will tell you is '''fucking impossible''' unless you <s>are a</s> hire complete and utter retards. Both times Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his [[neo-con]] friends (including the Clintons) and begging for [[Bailout Plan|bailouts]] from the government. The joke is on you cause he has "fuck you" money many times over and [[poor|you are reading this not fully clothed]].
* [[Joe Biden]]
* [[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]
* [[Thedonald.win]]
== The Apprentice ==
==External Links==
Trump's [[shitty|great]] reality television show is called ''The Apprentice''. The show also has a [[retarded]] brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including [[nigger|Lil' Jon]], [[Michael Jackson|La Toya Jackson]], and that one [[Fatman27183141|fat guy]]. Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer [[food|Meatloaf]]. [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] [http://money.cnn.com/2015/09/14/media/arnold-schwarzenegger-apprentice-nbc/ will be hosting the next The Celebrity Apprentice] because even Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account
* {{twitter|POTUS45}} — His official Presidential Twitter account
== 2012 Presidential Election ==
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account
{{quote|I do not know what the 13 stripes represent [on the US flag].|Donald Trump [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/385916/may-10-2011/difference-makers---donald-trump on The Colbert Report]}}
* {{facebook|POTUS45}} — His official Facebook account
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page
==2016 Presidential Election==
* {{yt|c|UCAql2DyGU2un1Ei2nMYsqOA|Donald J Trump}} — His YouTube account
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[[File:Unstumpable_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|[[Mantrain|The Trump Train]] has no brakes!]]
<option>it is the best disambiguation page ever, no other disambiguation page is better than this.</option>
[[File:Huffington_Post_on_Trump.jpg|left|thumb|If only pundits were as aware as this meme regarding Trump's rise.]]
<option>you're fired.</option>
{{quote|To understand today’s Republican Party, you have to understand that despite the fact that they had on the stage five governors, three senators, and a brain surgeon, first and foremost they wanted to get the opinion of Donald Trump—a ham-colored cartoon character from I Love the ‘80s. Once you accept that, the rest of the night makes perfect sense.
<option>we're building a disambiguation page, and Uncyclopedia will pay for it.</option>
<option>grab 'em by the disambiguation page!</option>
That’s all they have to sell: fear. Hope and change meet pee and poo. The entire slate of them up there seemed entirely unaware of the fact that women can now vote. Megyn Kelly asked Trump right off the bat about Trump calling women ‘fat pigs,’ ‘slobs,’ and ‘dogs.’ Trump’s answer? ‘I don’t have time for political correctness.’ He’s like one of those construction workers from the ‘70s who goes, ‘Nice tits. Oh, what? I can’t compliment a lady anymore?’ It’s crazy.”| --[http://www.salon.com/2015/08/08/bill_maher_unloads_on_nasty_boorish_sexist_ignorant_smug_donald_trump/ Bill Maher,] a typical libtard who can't be more mature than "pee and poo."}}
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==The Reality==
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[[File:Trumpvsbernie.jpg|right|thumb|150px|This is what stormfags actually beleive.]]
[[Category:America]]
Donald Trump is the perfect representation of the [[USA|Dumbclapistan]] right. He is literally that joke people used to make about Bush era America. He is dumb as shit, he will not shut the hell up, he acts before he thinks (like a true winner™), and he puts ego before facts to the point where even fucking [[Bill O'Reilly]] has called him out on it. He will never take responsibility for his actions (just like the posterchildren of the American left) and this resonates with his retarded supporters who are just like him (some of which wrote this article). They eat his shit up because they are actually retarded enough to [[unrealistic_expectations|beleive that a millionaire businessman won't lie to them just because he's funding his own campaign]]. They clap along, parrot his likeness and everything he says as loud and obnoxiously as possible, and make idealistic memes, some even more stupid enough to think he'll fulfill their [[stormfront|stormfag]] fantasies and make America great again by gassing all [[Niggers]], [[Muslims]], [[Fags]], and [[Jews]]. He is the Yin to [[Bernie Sanders]] Yang. While Bernie would be a total pussy and let America get buttraped by [[ISIS|Islam]], Trump's massive ego could trigger World War III. Either way America is fucked. Actually no, let's be fair here. Donald Trump is probably much smarter than he lets on, or he wouldn't have got as far as he has. He's most likely being edgy and acting like the village idiot to win over whats left of the old extreme(ly retarded) American right. He was pretty friendly with the Clintons and was a liberal until recently, and was going to run as an independent party if he lost the republican nomination. It's perfectly fine for your underdog to support a singlepayer system as long as he supposedly hates [[SJW]]'s, Muslims, [[Mexicans]], and Niggers, [[amirite]]?
Image:Trumpsteak.jpg|Proof that you can ruin food by simply pointing at it.
Image:Trump Nazi SS.jpg|[https://archive.is/X26Ep Trump, putting the "ss" back in "business".
Image:Donald_Cat.jpg|Donald's cat.
Image:YourfiredRat.jpg|Donald's rat.
Image:Fired.jpg|Setting the standard.
Image:Trump_and_Rand.jpg
Image:Trump_hell_toupee.jpg
Image:Shitbrix_trump.png|When you see it, you'll shit brix.
Image:Trumpin.jpg|He's in your sky, ruining your views.
Image:Rosie0.jpg|Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy.
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Image:Twitter_-_Trump_Gets_Pwned.png|Trump gets pwned on [[Twitter]].
Image:Rudy in drag on snl in 2000.jpg|Trump pals around with his friend [[Rudy Ghouliani]].
Image:Trump_Pepe.jpg
Image:Trump_On_Jon_Stewart.png|Trump's position on the Jews is mixed.
Image:Biff Tannen Donald Trump.jpg|Donald Trump back in 1985
Image:EmperorTrump.png|God Emperor Trump
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== See Also ==
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[God]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
== External Links ==
* {{youtube|xGZaCnfNgLE|The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.}}
* [http://www.etonline.com/tv/news/38140/index.html Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama] - lol
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Latest revision as of 04:27, 9 November 2024
Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.
Donald John Trump is a white American male and the 45th and 47th President of the United States. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $5.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie Home Alone 2 as a friendly but otherwise average human being.
This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:
realDonaldTrump — His personal Twitter account
DonaldTrump — His personal Facebook account
realdonaldtrump — His Instagram page
Donald J Trump — His YouTube account