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If you have a decent body, the whole goal is for you to find the smallest, tightest, sluttiest costume you can fit into that can be removed and put back on you easily, if you're lucky you won't need to know why or remember it. While at the Halloween party remember to do your damnedest to look like a whore, act like a whore, drink like a whore and pass out between 60 to 90 minutes into the party after six or seven drinks because this is the first time you've been to a party and ever drank alcohol in your life. Go on. YOLO, bitch. Btw, remember to stick to sweet drinks, that way you won't taste the saltiness of the GHB. These are your college years, go out, have fun and remember the Frat Boy code: it's easier for her to bury the truth when she has no memory of it. | If you have a decent body, the whole goal is for you to find the smallest, tightest, sluttiest costume you can fit into that can be removed and put back on you easily, if you're lucky you won't need to know why or remember it. While at the Halloween party remember to do your damnedest to look like a whore, act like a whore, drink like a whore and pass out between 60 to 90 minutes into the party after six or seven drinks because this is the first time you've been to a party and ever drank alcohol in your life. Go on. YOLO, bitch. Btw, remember to stick to sweet drinks, that way you won't taste the saltiness of the GHB. These are your college years, go out, have fun and remember the Frat Boy code: it's easier for her to bury the truth when she has no memory of it. | ||
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Hopefully you're good and drunk so that you won't wake up when you get dragged to the basement, or an out of sight room, making this a night to remember for some nerd and all his friends on Twitter when he entertains them with a live feed. For the next four years everyone will know about that heart-shaped mole you have just above your cooze. | Hopefully you're good and drunk so that you won't wake up when you get dragged to the basement, or an out of sight room, making this a night to remember for some nerd and all his friends on Twitter when he entertains them with a live feed. For the next four years everyone will know about that heart-shaped mole you have just above your cooze. | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:12, 21 October 2024
If you have a decent body, the whole goal is for you to find the smallest, tightest, sluttiest costume you can fit into that can be removed and put back on you easily, if you're lucky you won't need to know why or remember it. While at the Halloween party remember to do your damnedest to look like a whore, act like a whore, drink like a whore and pass out between 60 to 90 minutes into the party after six or seven drinks because this is the first time you've been to a party and ever drank alcohol in your life. Go on. YOLO, bitch. Btw, remember to stick to sweet drinks, that way you won't taste the saltiness of the GHB. These are your college years, go out, have fun and remember the Frat Boy code: it's easier for her to bury the truth when she has no memory of it.
Hopefully you're good and drunk so that you won't wake up when you get dragged to the basement, or an out of sight room, making this a night to remember for some nerd and all his friends on Twitter when he entertains them with a live feed. For the next four years everyone will know about that heart-shaped mole you have just above your cooze.
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