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Mutsuo Toi was the pre-WW2 predecessor of Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls due to his advanced tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to attempt a massacre in the ultimate Japanese fashion! Armed with a katana and a shotgun, this handsome 21 year old stud went on to the make the world proud by using an actual Katana for some of his numerous kills; like a motherfucking ninja, bitch! His use of the shotgun is typical of an authentic Samurai as well. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong, man. Even that frikkin' ninja dude from Metal Gear Solid is nothing compared to Mutsuo and you know it. At the time the massacre took place, his was the best in history. This extreme act of pwnage was only recently usurped by the psychos Anders Breivik (77 kills), and Cho Seung Hui (32 kills)
'''Maniacs Murder Cult''' ([[Russian|Russkie]]: '''Маньяки: культ убийства''', lit. "''Maniacs: Cult of Murder''") is an ultra [[edgy]] [[Slav]]ic [[white supremacist]] organization that was founded in [[2017]] by a [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] [[Neo-Nazi]] named '''Yegor Krasnov''', thus undermining the [[MSM|Lame Stream Media]]'s [[Propaganda|narrative]] that Ukraine is totally not filled with [[Nazis]]. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in [[terrorism]], [[murder]], the posting of [[soyjak]]s and coming up with extremely fucking [[retarded]] plots to murder [[Jewish]] children in the [[United States]].


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In 2024, the [[FBI]] arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named '''Commander Butcher''', whom they identified as a "[[Georgia]]n national"  since they apparently forgot that [[Georgia,_USA|Georgia]] is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in [[New York]] by getting [[You|some random guy]] to dress up as [[Santa Claus]] and hand out poisoned candy to little [[Jewish]] kids on [[THE CURRENT YEAR|New Years Eve]]. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of [[Christmas]] or [[Halloween]] within them.
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Maniacs Murder Cult (Russkie: Маньяки: культ убийства, lit. "Maniacs: Cult of Murder") is an ultra edgy Slavic white supremacist organization that was founded in 2017 by a Ukrainian Neo-Nazi named Yegor Krasnov, thus undermining the Lame Stream Media's narrative that Ukraine is totally not filled with Nazis. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in terrorism, murder, the posting of soyjaks and coming up with extremely fucking retarded plots to murder Jewish children in the United States.

In 2024, the FBI arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named Commander Butcher, whom they identified as a "Georgian national" since they apparently forgot that Georgia is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in New York by getting some random guy to dress up as Santa Claus and hand out poisoned candy to little Jewish kids on New Years Eve. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of Christmas or Halloween within them.

(( THEIR LEADER JUST GOT VANNED LOL ))