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'''Wanted Level''' is a crappy, overused meme found on [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. It is commonly used on articles about a well known criminal, usually a mass shooter or terrorist, as a descriptor of the extent to which said individual is wanted by the police. It is originally derived from video games of the Grand Theft Auto (GTA) series, especially ''GTA: San Andreas'', where as you commit more and more murders, you get an ever increasing number of "wanted stars", each one causing a new level of law enforcement to come out to kill you, only to be completely dumbfounded when you hide behind a tree for five minutes or go into your house to hit the save icon.
'''Maniacs Murder Cult''' ([[Russian|Russkie]]: '''Маньяки: культ убийства''', lit. "''Maniacs: Cult of Murder''") is an ultra [[edgy]] [[Slav]]ic [[white supremacist]] organization that was founded in [[2017]] by a [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] [[Neo-Nazi]] named '''Yegor Krasnov''', thus undermining the [[MSM|Lame Stream Media]]'s [[Propaganda|narrative]] that Ukraine is totally not filled with [[Nazis]]. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in [[terrorism]], [[murder]], the posting of [[soyjak]]s and coming up with extremely fucking [[retarded]] plots to murder [[Jewish]] children in the [[United States]].


In real life, of course, hiding behind a tree, in a house or under a boat is not an effective way of escaping police/military, as [[Dzhokar Tsarnaev]] and [[Osama Bin Laden]] found out the hard way. The section below breaks down ''wanted level'' into different categories, and provides divers and sundry throwaway templates for each one that [[you]] can lazily copy paste into your next crappy mass shooting article like the faggot you are.
In 2024, the [[FBI]] arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named '''Commander Butcher''', whom they identified as a "[[Georgia]]n national"  since they apparently forgot that [[Georgia,_USA|Georgia]] is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in [[New York]] by getting [[You|some random guy]] to dress up as [[Santa Claus]] and hand out poisoned candy to little [[Jewish]] kids on [[THE CURRENT YEAR|New Years Eve]]. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of [[Christmas]] or [[Halloween]] within them.
 
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Maniacs Murder Cult (Russkie: Маньяки: культ убийства, lit. "Maniacs: Cult of Murder") is an ultra edgy Slavic white supremacist organization that was founded in 2017 by a Ukrainian Neo-Nazi named Yegor Krasnov, thus undermining the Lame Stream Media's narrative that Ukraine is totally not filled with Nazis. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in terrorism, murder, the posting of soyjaks and coming up with extremely fucking retarded plots to murder Jewish children in the United States.

In 2024, the FBI arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named Commander Butcher, whom they identified as a "Georgian national" since they apparently forgot that Georgia is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in New York by getting some random guy to dress up as Santa Claus and hand out poisoned candy to little Jewish kids on New Years Eve. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of Christmas or Halloween within them.

(( THEIR LEADER JUST GOT VANNED LOL ))
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