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Wizard101 is a generic cash-grab "Free to Play" MMORPG from Kingsisle. This game strives to engulf anyone who's fucking retarded enough into spending countless amounts of money with mommy's credit card. In our low-budget adventure, we create our ugly-ass avatar and pick from the usual fire, ice, storm, myth, life, and death magic. Due to it's greedy nature, this game is truly unplayable without the use of money. Wizard101 is the OG Raid: Shadow Legends. It is a lazy, creatively bereft money sink for autists who fall for their ads. The only difference is Raid: Shadow Legends has abandoned popup ads for YouTube endorsements.

Pirate101 was released in 2012 for those looking for an even gayer experience.

Wizard101's exemplary 2003 era graphics

Business

Wizard101's CEO pours the money of Wizard101s' victims down the drain, leading to much butthurt and loss of members. 95% of the game's budget goes to the production of commercials to lure ten year olds to download the game in the hopes that their parents have left their wallets unattended. You can earn the premium currency by doing quizzes and watching ads but why would you do that? You're better off finding an actually good game to play.

The quality content you can spend your hard earned green on.

Community

Unsurprisingly, Wizard101's userbase is comprised of preteens who are too poor to pay for a subscription to a good MMO and retards too tech illiterate to torrent vanilla World of Warcraft. Besides them, they are kids looking for an edgier Animal Jam alternative, manchildren playing on their hand me down 2009 HP Pavilion laptop, and people who complain about the game dying but still play it.

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