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{{spoiler|no woman wants to sleep with Klaus Schwab, no matter how wealthy and powerful he is}} | |||
{{Conspiracy}} | {{Conspiracy}} | ||
[[File:Klaus Schwab.jpg|thumb|The face of the next world dictator]] | [[File:Klaus Schwab.jpg|thumb|The face of the next world dictator]] | ||
[[File:You Will Be Happy.mp4|thumb|Schwab's wet dream.]] | |||
Schwab's wet dream. | |||
'''Klaus Schwab''' is a [[Jew|parasitic vampire]] and pawn of the [[Illuminati|global elite]] who in 1971 founded the '''World Economic Forum''' (Common Abbreviation: "WEF"), an evil organization with a mission to create an authoritarian new world order by 2030 under the false pretense of economic equality and environmental conservation. He envisions the future of humanity as a dystopian nightmare society in which people do not own personal property and are completely dependant on the <s>government</s> global elite for any material goods or services you could possibly think of. | '''Klaus Schwab''' {{Nazi}} is a [[Jew|parasitic vampire]] and pawn of the [[Illuminati|global elite]] who in 1971 founded the '''World Economic Forum''' (Common Abbreviation: "WEF"), an evil organization with a mission to create an authoritarian new world order by 2030 under the false pretense of economic equality and environmental conservation. He envisions the future of humanity as a dystopian nightmare society in which people do not own personal property and are completely dependant on the <s>government</s> global elite for any material goods or services you could possibly think of. | ||
However, no amount of money and power can buy him good health and a functional love life, let alone make this [[Lord of the Rings|Gollum-like]] creature desirable to women. | However, no amount of money and power can buy him good health and a functional love life, let alone make this [[Lord of the Rings|Gollum-like]] creature desirable to women. The last time he had sex, if at all, was when the Berlin Wall stood. | ||
==World Economic Forum== | ==World Economic Forum== | ||
The World Economic Forum, in the | The World Economic Forum, in the allegedly greater interest of humanity's future, aspires to establish an infrastructure in which ordinary people are fed on a cheap diet of grasshoppers and soybeans and are individually housed in coffin-sized sleeping pods which they can rent but cannot buy, effectively turning the human race into a population of feminized homeless gimps who are incapable of rebellion. The premise is succinctly summarized as "You will own nothing, and you will be happy," because if you try to rebel you will be taken from your pod while you sleep and turned into fertilizer. | ||
==The Great Reset== | ==The Great Reset== | ||
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==Fourth Industrial Revolution== | ==Fourth Industrial Revolution== | ||
See Below section, Schwab wrote the manifesto for this planned authoritarian takeover. | See Below section, Schwab wrote the manifesto for this planned authoritarian takeover. It is everything [[Theodore Kaczynski]] has criticized the former Revolutions of but made even more insufferable to all degrees. If you want an image of the future, imagine something akin Aldous Huxley's ''Brave New World''. You can expect to be eating synthetically lab-grown beef and other man-made abominations beyond your comprehension. | ||
==Eat Ze Bogs== | ==Eat Ze Bogs== | ||
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File:Just Live in the Pod.jpg | File:Just Live in the Pod.jpg | ||
File:Bugs are Gross.jpeg | File:Bugs are Gross.jpeg | ||
File:Klaus Schwab face meme.jpeg | |||
File:Great Rebunga - Klaus Schwab.png | |||
File:Ze Klaus Schwab Transparent PNG.png|[[Exploitable]] template! | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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|[[File:YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS.webm|640x360px]]'''You VILL eat ze bugs.''' | |[[File:YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS.webm|640x360px]]'''You VILL eat ze bugs.''' | ||
|<youtube>UrEUzKTt7j0</youtube>'''You VILL be happy.''' | |<youtube>UrEUzKTt7j0</youtube>'''You VILL be happy.''' | ||
|<youtube>y5fQYe_JXAc</youtube>'''The New World Order Theme Song''' | |||
}} | }} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Communism]] - World communism is his; and the WEF's, ultimate goal. | *[[Communism]] - World communism is his; and the WEF's, ultimate goal. | ||
*[[Globohomo]] | |||
*[[Liberalism]] | *[[Liberalism]] | ||
*[[New World Order]] | *[[New World Order]] | ||
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[[Category:2020]] | [[Category:2020]] | ||
[[Category:2022]] | [[Category:2022]] | ||
{{timeline|Article of the Now January 22 and 23, [[2024]]|[[Cannibalism]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Digital Blackface]]}} |