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'''Hugh Hefner''' was a prince among men who sought to liberate [[woman|Women]] from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that [[Sex]] is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a [[Realdoll|fuck toy]] and a sammich maker despite [[Feminazi]], penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women.  Hugh is well known as a defender of the First Ammendment despite being a supporter of the Democratic Party and their desire to censor everything from music lyrics, video games, literature and pornographic magazines.<br>
[[File:Hugh Hefner Smoking Jacket.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The man, the myth, the legend]]
It is a black spot on the history of [[man]] that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great [[Heaven|Playboy Mansion]] in the sky.  He is best known for helping young boys [[masturbate|discover themselves]], making Marilyn Monroe a converation piece and is getting an article because we needed an excuse to post a huge gallery of [[boobs|titties]] from the 50s to today to ensure that his legacy goes on.
 
'''Hugh Hefner''' was a prince among men who sought to help liberate [[Wimmins|Women]] from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that [[Sex]] is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a [[Realdoll|fuck toy]] and a sammich maker despite [[Feminazi]], penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women.  Hugh is well known as a defender of the First Amendment despite being a supporter of the Democratic Party and their desire to censor everything from music lyrics, video games, literature and pornographic magazines.<br>
It is a black spot on the history of [[man]] that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great [[Heaven|Playboy Mansion]] in the sky.  He is best known for helping young boys [[masturbate|discover themselves]], making Marilyn Monroe a conversation piece and is getting an article because we needed an excuse to post a huge gallery of [[boobs|titties]] from the 50s to today to ensure that his legacy goes on.
 
 
{{Quote|<b>Thanks for all the mammories</b>|Andrew Dice Clay}}
 


== Playboy Magazine ==
== Playboy Magazine ==


[[Image:64342 0.jpg|thumb|right|300px|You can have this issue for the small price of $4,400]]
[[File:Playboy 1st edition.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|You can have this issue for the small price of $4,400]]


[[Image:Curvy111.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is why you're here]]
[[File:Marilyn monroe red0.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is why you're here]]


Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he quit his job at Esquire Magazine because the [[Jew]]s in charge refused him a $5 raise.  With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the [[Awesome|first issue]] of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of [[Hollywood|Marilyn Monroe]] as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a [[Plastic crap|collectors item]] by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.<br>
Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he [[Ragequit]] his job at Esquire Magazine because the [[Jew]]s in charge refused him a $5 raise.  With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the [[Awesome|first issue]] of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of [[Hollywood|Marilyn Monroe]] as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a [[Plastic crap|collectors item]] by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.<br>
The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo.  Heffner has said he chose the idea of the [[Animal|rabbit]] for the logo because it's a [[Wimmins|feminine]] animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature.  A [[Joke|running gag]] with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine<br>
The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo.  Heffner has said he chose the idea of the [[Animal|rabbit]] for the logo because it's a [[Wimmins|feminine]] animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature.  A [[Joke|running gag]] with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine<br>
One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of [[Art]] and could be found in most museums.  The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as [[porn|vehicles for arrousal]].  So there is to be no seeing of an open [[vagina]] or [[fuck|sex acts]].  His goal was to make the images of the woman look like something that could have been painted by a clasical artist like [[France|Johannes Vermeer]] and could be viewed at [[New York|The Metroploitan Museum Of Art]].  This could also have a lot to do with the fact that he was publishing in the 50s where anti-obsenity laws had writers being thrown in jail for admitting to [[fap|fapping]] at poetry readings.<br>
One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of [[Art]] and could be found in most museums.  The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as [[porn|vehicles for arousal]].  So there is to be no seeing of an open [[vagina]] or [[fuck|sex acts]].  His goal was to make the images of the woman look like something that could have been painted by a classical artist like [[France|Johannes Vermeer]] and could be viewed at [[New York|The Metropolitan Museum Of Art]].  This could also have a lot to do with the fact that he was publishing in the 50s where anti-obscenity laws had writers being thrown in jail for admitting to [[fap|fapping]] at poetry readings.<br>


=== The Articles ===
=== The Articles ===


It has them?<br>
It has them?<br>
Most people that claim to appreciate the magazine and read the articles are unaware that Ray Bradbury's novel '''Fahrenheit 451''' started its serialization in March 1954 but they can name the centerfold for that month and year.  It was Joanne Arnold.
Most people that claim to appreciate the magazine and read the articles are unaware that Ray Bradbury's novel '''Fahrenheit 451''' started its serialization in March 1954 but they can still name the centerfold for that month and year.  It was Joanne Arnold.


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== His Life ==
== His Life ==
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[[Image:Ea2cd2e048e1fb4018b50f26219e7d7c (1).jpg|thumb|right|300px|Hugh was fucking this, probably before he died.  Cry yourself to sleep]]
File:Crystal Harris 123.jpg|Hugh was fucking this, probably as he died.  Cry yourself to sleep


[[Image:086ba066f45fa4b9165cf9107900a390--jenny-macarthy-jenny-mccarthy-playboy.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.  Why did you hsve to be a retard?]]
File:Jenny McCarthy crazy.jpeg|Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.  Why do you have to be such a retard?


What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing [[Hot Topic|pajamas]] all day and getting to [[fuck]] the hottest women that most likely turn [[you]] down in your [[Wet dream]]s?<br>
File:Donald Trump Playboy cover.png|Way back in March 1990 a future [[Trump|God Emperor]] had a cover with Brandi Brandt
 
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What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing [[Hot Topic|pajamas]] all day and getting to [[fuck]] the hottest women that would most likely turn [[you]] down in your [[Wet dream]]s?<br>
We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, '''Hugh Hefner''' really didn't appear until he realized himself as a [[Pimp|Bon Vivant]] in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year.  An [[Urban legend]] says that the  tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter <b>P</b> on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.<br>
We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, '''Hugh Hefner''' really didn't appear until he realized himself as a [[Pimp|Bon Vivant]] in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year.  An [[Urban legend]] says that the  tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter <b>P</b> on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.<br>
Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropist and was well known for defednding the First Ammendment and fighting censorship in [[America]].  He donated $100,000 to Southern California's School Of Cinematic Art to create a course titled '''Censorship In Cinema'''.<br>
Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropic causes and was well known for defending the First Amendment and fighting censorship in [[America]].  He donated $100,000 to Southern California's School Of Cinematic Art to create a course titled '''Censorship In Cinema'''.<br>
Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh showed tgat he could be an idiot as well by backing [[retard|Jenny McCarthy's]] anti-vaccination idiocy that only serves as an excuse for her inability to cope with her spawning a retard.<br>
Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh lost all reason and became an idiot equal to the dumbest of men when he ignored scientific evidence, doctors and reason when he backed [[retard|Jenny McCarthy's]] anti-vaccination idiocy that only serves as an excuse for her inability to cope and going completely [[insane|batshit insane]] from the fact that her [[Nazi|Perfect ass]] spawned a retard.<br>
Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage.  In 1955 he published the short story ''The Crooked Man'' which was about a straight man being persecuted in a [[homosexual]] world to hate a dismay of many of his readers.  Hugh argued, ''"If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too."''  In support of [[Gay]] marriage the Heff went on record saying that tge fight for gay rights ''"is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."''<br>
Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage.  In 1955 he published the short story ''The Crooked Man'' which was about a straight man being persecuted in a [[homosexual]] world to the hate a dismay of many of his readers.  Hugh argued, ''"If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too."''  In support of [[Gay]] marriage the Heff went on record saying that the fight for gay rights ''"is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."''<br>
Sadly, on 27 September 2017 Hugh left this mortal coil, most likely with a smile on his face because he left this Earth knowing he was what every man wishes they can be.<br>
He is a legend and an ideal that all men should strive to be.<br>
 
== The Gallery Of Big Titted Awesomeness ==
 
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<gallery>
<frame|<gallery perrow=4 class="center">
 
File:Mei Ling 2021.jpeg|Mei-Ling Lam July 2011
 
File:Paige Young playboyll.jpg|Paige Young November 1968
 
File:Carol Willis4.jpg|Carol Willis July 1970
 
File:Connie-Kreski.jpg|Connie Kreski January 1968
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
File:Jenny McCarthy bvc.jpg|Jenny McCarthy October 1996
 
File:Alexandria-Karlsen-Nude-31-Photos 31237.jpg|Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
 
File:Stacy-marie-fuson-nude.jpg|Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
 
File:Angel Boris July 1996 .jpg|Angel Boris July 1996
 
File:Samantha-Dorman.jpg|Samantha Dorman September 1991
 
File:Lisa-Welch 111.jpg|Lisa Welch September 1980
 
File:Christine maddox ll.jpg|Christine Maddox December 1973
 
File:Valerie-mason-11.jpg|Valerie Mason September 2008
 
 
File:Lada Krevchenko May 2017 .jpg|Lada Krevchenko May 2017
 
File:DorothyStratten.jpg|Dorothy Stratten August 1979
 
File:Shannon Long.jpg|Shannon Long October 1988
 
File:Pb-karinamarie-pom0113-09.jpg|Katrina Marie January 2013
 
File:Ashley-doris-pmom-march-2013 001.jpeg|Ashley Doris March 2013
 
File:August-2017-Playboy-Playmate-Liza-Kei 03.jpg|Liza Kei August 2017
 
File:Nancy-cameron-miss-january-1974-playboy-playmate-7.jpg|Nancy Cameron January 1974
 
File:Chinaleez08.jpg|China Lee August 1964
 
File:Eloise Brody 1988.jpg|Eloise Brody April 1988
 
File:Sandy Johnson 56.jpg|Sandy Johnson June 1974
 
File:Judi-Monterey.jpg|Judy Montery January 1963
 
File:Kimberly ph8llips ft.jpg|Kimberly Phillips September 2009
 
File:Katarina-Witt-Nude-Photo-Collection-6-thefappeningblog.com .jpg|Katarina Witt December 1998
 
File:Laurie-wood-04.jpg|Laurie Wood March 1989
 
File:Crista Nicole 4.jpg|Crista Nicole May 2001
 
File:Irina-Voronina.jpg|Irin Veronina January 2001
 
File:Marilyn Lange .jpg|Marilyn Lange May 1974
 
File:Marya-Carter-10.jpg|Mary Carter May 1962
 
File:Jessica stgeorge ryo.jpg|Jessica St. George February 1965
 
File:Jennifer-liano-nude-playmate-may-1970-vintage-playboy-17.jpg|Jennifer Liano May 1970
 
File:207005 full.jpg|Vicki Peters April 1972
 
File:Victoris Cunningham 56.jpg|Victoria Cunningham April 1975
 
File:1983-03-alana-soares-mkx-10.jpg|Alanas Oares March 1983
 
File:Venice-kong-playmate-of-september-1985-playboy-11-800x1201.jpg|Venice Kong September 1985
 
File:Pia Reyes 345.jpg|Pia Reyes November 1988
 
File:Lisa-marie-scott-07.jpg|Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
 
File:Playboy triplests.jpg|😍😍The Dahm Triplets December 1998😍😍
 
File:Dalene Curtis vvv.jpg|Dalene Kurtis September 2001
 
File:Michele-rogers-04.jpg|Michele Rogers June 2002
 
File:Hiromi-oshima-6.jpg|Hiromi Oshima June 2004
 
File:Kimberly hollandg.jpg|Kimberly Hollad October 2004
 
File:Stephane Larimore 34.jpg|Stephanie Larimore June 2006
 
File:Sarah elizabeth.jpg|Sarah Elizabeth November 2006
 
File:Hope-marie-carlton-mature-14608.jpg|Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
 
File:Rachel-jean-marteen-01.jpg|Rachel Jen Marteen August 1995
 
 
File:Playboy-playmate-of-the-month2007.10.01-Monica-Leigh.jpg|Monica Leigh October 2007
 
File:Lindsey vuolo nju.jpg|✡Lindsey Vuolo✡ November 2001
 
File:Kristy-garett-on-a-roll-nude07.jpg|♥️Kristy Garrett February 2016♥️. We also ❤️ girls that smoke
 
File:Tiffany von roest.jpg|Tiffany Von-Roest April 2019
 
 
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</center>
<br>
 
== Seven ✡Jewish✡ Playmates ==
 
In the 62 year history of Playboy, there have been 7 ✡Jewish✡ Playmates.
 
<br>
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{{cg|Jewish Playmates|Jewish Playmates|center|
<gallery>
<frame|<gallery perrow=4 class="center">
 
File:Cindy fuller U.jpg|✡Cindy Fuller✡May 1959
 
File:Susan-Bernard.jpg|✡Susan Bernard✡ December 1966
 
File:Sally-Sheffield.jpg|✡Sally Sheffield✡ May 1969
 
File:Barbi-benton-07-800x1200.jpg|✡Barbi Benton✡ March 1970
 
</gallery>|<gallery>
 
 
File:Nikki-schieler-playboy-62988.jpg|✡Nikki Ziering✡ September 1997
 
File:Lindsey vuolo.jpg|✡Lindsey Vuolo✡ November 2001
 
File:Anita-Marks-9.jpg|✡Anita Marks✡ September 2002
 
 
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</center>
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== See Also ==
 
 
*[[Boobs]]
*[[Cum]]
*[[Fap]]
*[[Period]]
*[[Porn]]
*[[Sex]]
*[[Vagina]]
*[[Whore]]
*[[Woman]]
 
 
{{Sex}}
{{Whores}}
{{timeline|Featured article September 29 & 30, [[2017]]|[[Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[4chan fgt hat day]]}}
 
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Corpses]]

Latest revision as of 23:08, 22 August 2024


The man, the myth, the legend

Hugh Hefner was a prince among men who sought to help liberate Women from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that Sex is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a fuck toy and a sammich maker despite Feminazi, penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women. Hugh is well known as a defender of the First Amendment despite being a supporter of the Democratic Party and their desire to censor everything from music lyrics, video games, literature and pornographic magazines.
It is a black spot on the history of man that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great Playboy Mansion in the sky. He is best known for helping young boys discover themselves, making Marilyn Monroe a conversation piece and is getting an article because we needed an excuse to post a huge gallery of titties from the 50s to today to ensure that his legacy goes on.


   
 
Thanks for all the mammories
 

 
 

—Andrew Dice Clay


Playboy Magazine

You can have this issue for the small price of $4,400
This is why you're here

Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he Ragequit his job at Esquire Magazine because the Jews in charge refused him a $5 raise. With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the first issue of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of Marilyn Monroe as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a collectors item by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.
The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo. Heffner has said he chose the idea of the rabbit for the logo because it's a feminine animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature. A running gag with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine
One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of Art and could be found in most museums. The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as vehicles for arousal. So there is to be no seeing of an open vagina or sex acts. His goal was to make the images of the woman look like something that could have been painted by a classical artist like Johannes Vermeer and could be viewed at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art. This could also have a lot to do with the fact that he was publishing in the 50s where anti-obscenity laws had writers being thrown in jail for admitting to fapping at poetry readings.

The Articles

It has them?
Most people that claim to appreciate the magazine and read the articles are unaware that Ray Bradbury's novel Fahrenheit 451 started its serialization in March 1954 but they can still name the centerfold for that month and year. It was Joanne Arnold.



His Life



What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing pajamas all day and getting to fuck the hottest women that would most likely turn you down in your Wet dreams?
We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, Hugh Hefner really didn't appear until he realized himself as a Bon Vivant in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year. An Urban legend says that the tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter P on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.
Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropic causes and was well known for defending the First Amendment and fighting censorship in America. He donated $100,000 to Southern California's School Of Cinematic Art to create a course titled Censorship In Cinema.
Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh lost all reason and became an idiot equal to the dumbest of men when he ignored scientific evidence, doctors and reason when he backed Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccination idiocy that only serves as an excuse for her inability to cope and going completely batshit insane from the fact that her Perfect ass spawned a retard.
Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage. In 1955 he published the short story The Crooked Man which was about a straight man being persecuted in a homosexual world to the hate a dismay of many of his readers. Hugh argued, "If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too." In support of Gay marriage the Heff went on record saying that the fight for gay rights "is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."
Sadly, on 27 September 2017 Hugh left this mortal coil, most likely with a smile on his face because he left this Earth knowing he was what every man wishes they can be.
He is a legend and an ideal that all men should strive to be.

The Gallery Of Big Titted Awesomeness


Gallery Of Big Titted Hotties About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Seven ✡Jewish✡ Playmates

In the 62 year history of Playboy, there have been 7 ✡Jewish✡ Playmates.


Jewish Playmates About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


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