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'''Hugh Hefner''' was a prince among men who sought to help liberate [[Wimmins|Women]] from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that [[Sex]] is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a [[Realdoll|fuck toy]] and a sammich maker despite [[Feminazi]], penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women. Hugh is well known as a defender of the First | [[File:Hugh Hefner Smoking Jacket.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The man, the myth, the legend]] | ||
It is a black spot on the history of [[man]] that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great [[Heaven|Playboy Mansion]] in the sky. He is best known for helping young boys [[masturbate|discover themselves]], making Marilyn Monroe a | |||
'''Hugh Hefner''' was a prince among men who sought to help liberate [[Wimmins|Women]] from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that [[Sex]] is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a [[Realdoll|fuck toy]] and a sammich maker despite [[Feminazi]], penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women. Hugh is well known as a defender of the First Amendment despite being a supporter of the Democratic Party and their desire to censor everything from music lyrics, video games, literature and pornographic magazines.<br> | |||
It is a black spot on the history of [[man]] that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great [[Heaven|Playboy Mansion]] in the sky. He is best known for helping young boys [[masturbate|discover themselves]], making Marilyn Monroe a conversation piece and is getting an article because we needed an excuse to post a huge gallery of [[boobs|titties]] from the 50s to today to ensure that his legacy goes on. | |||
{{Quote|<b>Thanks for all the mammories</b>|Andrew Dice Clay}} | |||
== Playboy Magazine == | == Playboy Magazine == | ||
[[ | [[File:Playboy 1st edition.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|You can have this issue for the small price of $4,400]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Marilyn monroe red0.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is why you're here]] | ||
Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he [[Ragequit]] his job at Esquire Magazine because the [[Jew]]s in charge refused him a $5 raise. With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the [[Awesome|first issue]] of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of [[Hollywood|Marilyn Monroe]] as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a [[Plastic crap|collectors item]] by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.<br> | Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he [[Ragequit]] his job at Esquire Magazine because the [[Jew]]s in charge refused him a $5 raise. With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the [[Awesome|first issue]] of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of [[Hollywood|Marilyn Monroe]] as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a [[Plastic crap|collectors item]] by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.<br> | ||
The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo. Heffner has said he chose the idea of the [[Animal|rabbit]] for the logo because it's a [[Wimmins|feminine]] animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature. A [[Joke|running gag]] with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine<br> | The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo. Heffner has said he chose the idea of the [[Animal|rabbit]] for the logo because it's a [[Wimmins|feminine]] animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature. A [[Joke|running gag]] with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine<br> | ||
One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of [[Art]] and could be found in most museums. The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as [[porn|vehicles for | One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of [[Art]] and could be found in most museums. The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as [[porn|vehicles for arousal]]. So there is to be no seeing of an open [[vagina]] or [[fuck|sex acts]]. His goal was to make the images of the woman look like something that could have been painted by a classical artist like [[France|Johannes Vermeer]] and could be viewed at [[New York|The Metropolitan Museum Of Art]]. This could also have a lot to do with the fact that he was publishing in the 50s where anti-obscenity laws had writers being thrown in jail for admitting to [[fap|fapping]] at poetry readings.<br> | ||
=== The Articles === | === The Articles === | ||
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File:Joanne-Arnold-1.jpg|Joanne Arnold | |||
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File:Crystal Harris 123.jpg|Hugh was fucking this, probably as he died. Cry yourself to sleep | |||
File:Jenny McCarthy crazy.jpeg|Oh Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Why do you have to be such a retard? | |||
File:Donald Trump Playboy cover.png|Way back in March 1990 a future [[Trump|God Emperor]] had a cover with Brandi Brandt | |||
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What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing [[Hot Topic|pajamas]] all day and getting to [[fuck]] the hottest women that would most likely turn [[you]] down in your [[Wet dream]]s?<br> | What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing [[Hot Topic|pajamas]] all day and getting to [[fuck]] the hottest women that would most likely turn [[you]] down in your [[Wet dream]]s?<br> | ||
We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, '''Hugh Hefner''' really didn't appear until he realized himself as a [[Pimp|Bon Vivant]] in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year. An [[Urban legend]] says that the tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter <b>P</b> on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.<br> | We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, '''Hugh Hefner''' really didn't appear until he realized himself as a [[Pimp|Bon Vivant]] in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year. An [[Urban legend]] says that the tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter <b>P</b> on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.<br> | ||
Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropic causes and was well known for defending the First | Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropic causes and was well known for defending the First Amendment and fighting censorship in [[America]]. He donated $100,000 to Southern California's School Of Cinematic Art to create a course titled '''Censorship In Cinema'''.<br> | ||
Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh | Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh lost all reason and became an idiot equal to the dumbest of men when he ignored scientific evidence, doctors and reason when he backed [[retard|Jenny McCarthy's]] anti-vaccination idiocy that only serves as an excuse for her inability to cope and going completely [[insane|batshit insane]] from the fact that her [[Nazi|Perfect ass]] spawned a retard.<br> | ||
Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage. In 1955 he published the short story ''The Crooked Man'' which was about a straight man being persecuted in a [[homosexual]] world to the hate a dismay of many of his readers. Hugh argued, ''"If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too."'' In support of [[Gay]] marriage the Heff went on record saying that the fight for gay rights ''"is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."''<br> | Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage. In 1955 he published the short story ''The Crooked Man'' which was about a straight man being persecuted in a [[homosexual]] world to the hate a dismay of many of his readers. Hugh argued, ''"If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too."'' In support of [[Gay]] marriage the Heff went on record saying that the fight for gay rights ''"is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."''<br> | ||
Sadly, on 27 September 2017 Hugh left this mortal coil, most likely with a smile on his face because he left this Earth knowing he was what every man wishes they can be.<br> | Sadly, on 27 September 2017 Hugh left this mortal coil, most likely with a smile on his face because he left this Earth knowing he was what every man wishes they can be.<br> | ||
He is a legend and an ideal that all men should strive to be.<br> | He is a legend and an ideal that all men should strive to be.<br> | ||
== The Gallery Of Big Titted Awesomeness == | == The Gallery Of Big Titted Awesomeness == | ||
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File:Mei Ling 2021.jpeg|Mei-Ling Lam July 2011 | |||
File:Paige Young playboyll.jpg|Paige Young November 1968 | |||
File:Carol Willis4.jpg|Carol Willis July 1970 | |||
File:Connie-Kreski.jpg|Connie Kreski January 1968 | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:Jenny McCarthy bvc.jpg|Jenny McCarthy October 1996 | |||
File:Alexandria-Karlsen-Nude-31-Photos 31237.jpg|Alexandria Karlsen March 1999 | |||
File:Stacy-marie-fuson-nude.jpg|Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999 | |||
File:Angel Boris July 1996 .jpg|Angel Boris July 1996 | |||
File:Samantha-Dorman.jpg|Samantha Dorman September 1991 | |||
File:Lisa- | File:Lisa-Welch 111.jpg|Lisa Welch September 1980 | ||
File: | File:Christine maddox ll.jpg|Christine Maddox December 1973 | ||
File:Valerie-mason- | File:Valerie-mason-11.jpg|Valerie Mason September 2008 | ||
File:2017 | File:Lada Krevchenko May 2017 .jpg|Lada Krevchenko May 2017 | ||
File:DorothyStratten.jpg|Dorothy Stratten August 1979 | |||
File: | File:Shannon Long.jpg|Shannon Long October 1988 | ||
File: | File:Pb-karinamarie-pom0113-09.jpg|Katrina Marie January 2013 | ||
File: | File:Ashley-doris-pmom-march-2013 001.jpeg|Ashley Doris March 2013 | ||
File:2017 | File:August-2017-Playboy-Playmate-Liza-Kei 03.jpg|Liza Kei August 2017 | ||
File:Nancy-cameron- | File:Nancy-cameron-miss-january-1974-playboy-playmate-7.jpg|Nancy Cameron January 1974 | ||
File: | File:Chinaleez08.jpg|China Lee August 1964 | ||
File: | File:Eloise Brody 1988.jpg|Eloise Brody April 1988 | ||
File: | File:Sandy Johnson 56.jpg|Sandy Johnson June 1974 | ||
File: | File:Judi-Monterey.jpg|Judy Montery January 1963 | ||
File:Kimberly | File:Kimberly ph8llips ft.jpg|Kimberly Phillips September 2009 | ||
File:Katarina- | File:Katarina-Witt-Nude-Photo-Collection-6-thefappeningblog.com .jpg|Katarina Witt December 1998 | ||
File:Laurie-wood | File:Laurie-wood-04.jpg|Laurie Wood March 1989 | ||
File:Crista | File:Crista Nicole 4.jpg|Crista Nicole May 2001 | ||
File: | File:Irina-Voronina.jpg|Irin Veronina January 2001 | ||
File: | File:Marilyn Lange .jpg|Marilyn Lange May 1974 | ||
File: | File:Marya-Carter-10.jpg|Mary Carter May 1962 | ||
File: | File:Jessica stgeorge ryo.jpg|Jessica St. George February 1965 | ||
File:1970- | File:Jennifer-liano-nude-playmate-may-1970-vintage-playboy-17.jpg|Jennifer Liano May 1970 | ||
File: | File:207005 full.jpg|Vicki Peters April 1972 | ||
File: | File:Victoris Cunningham 56.jpg|Victoria Cunningham April 1975 | ||
File:1983-03- | File:1983-03-alana-soares-mkx-10.jpg|Alanas Oares March 1983 | ||
File:Venice-kong-playmate-of-september-1985-playboy-11-800x1201.jpg|Venice Kong September 1985 | |||
File:Pia Reyes 345.jpg|Pia Reyes November 1988 | |||
File:Lisa-marie-scott-07.jpg|Lisa Marie Scott February 1995 | |||
File:Playboy triplests.jpg|😍😍The Dahm Triplets December 1998😍😍 | |||
File:Dalene Curtis vvv.jpg|Dalene Kurtis September 2001 | |||
File:Michele-rogers-04.jpg|Michele Rogers June 2002 | |||
File:Hiromi-oshima-6.jpg|Hiromi Oshima June 2004 | |||
File:Kimberly hollandg.jpg|Kimberly Hollad October 2004 | |||
File:Stephane Larimore 34.jpg|Stephanie Larimore June 2006 | |||
File:Sarah elizabeth.jpg|Sarah Elizabeth November 2006 | |||
File:Hope-marie-carlton-mature-14608.jpg|Hope Marie Carlton July 1985 | |||
File:Rachel-jean-marteen-01.jpg|Rachel Jen Marteen August 1995 | |||
File:Playboy-playmate-of-the-month2007.10.01-Monica-Leigh.jpg|Monica Leigh October 2007 | |||
File:Lindsey vuolo nju.jpg|✡Lindsey Vuolo✡ November 2001 | |||
File:Kristy-garett-on-a-roll-nude07.jpg|♥️Kristy Garrett February 2016♥️. We also ❤️ girls that smoke | |||
File:Tiffany von roest.jpg|Tiffany Von-Roest April 2019 | |||
</gallery>|border=black|background=white}} | |||
</center> | |||
<br> | |||
== Seven ✡Jewish✡ Playmates == | |||
In the 62 year history of Playboy, there have been 7 ✡Jewish✡ Playmates. | |||
<br> | |||
<center> | |||
{{cg|Jewish Playmates|Jewish Playmates|center| | |||
<gallery> | |||
<frame|<gallery perrow=4 class="center"> | |||
File:Cindy fuller U.jpg|✡Cindy Fuller✡May 1959 | |||
File:Susan-Bernard.jpg|✡Susan Bernard✡ December 1966 | |||
File:Sally-Sheffield.jpg|✡Sally Sheffield✡ May 1969 | |||
File:Barbi-benton-07-800x1200.jpg|✡Barbi Benton✡ March 1970 | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File: | File:Nikki-schieler-playboy-62988.jpg|✡Nikki Ziering✡ September 1997 | ||
File: | File:Lindsey vuolo.jpg|✡Lindsey Vuolo✡ November 2001 | ||
File: | File:Anita-Marks-9.jpg|✡Anita Marks✡ September 2002 | ||
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{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article September 29 & 30, [[2017]]|[[Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}| | {{timeline|Featured article September 29 & 30, [[2017]]|[[Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[4chan fgt hat day]]}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:08, 22 August 2024
Hugh Hefner was a prince among men who sought to help liberate Women from the evil Victorian values of old that teach that Sex is a sin outside of marriage and women should embrace the idea of being sexually agressive, initiate sex more and sought to elevate women and help men to see them as something more than just a fuck toy and a sammich maker despite Feminazi, penis-hating women calling him a chauvinistic exploiter of women. Hugh is well known as a defender of the First Amendment despite being a supporter of the Democratic Party and their desire to censor everything from music lyrics, video games, literature and pornographic magazines.
It is a black spot on the history of man that on 27 September 2017 Hugh Hefner passed on to that great Playboy Mansion in the sky. He is best known for helping young boys discover themselves, making Marilyn Monroe a conversation piece and is getting an article because we needed an excuse to post a huge gallery of titties from the 50s to today to ensure that his legacy goes on.
—Andrew Dice Clay |
Playboy Magazine
Hugh Hefner began Playboy Magazine in January 1952 when he Ragequit his job at Esquire Magazine because the Jews in charge refused him a $5 raise. With $1,000 from his mother, a $600 bank loan and $8,000 from 45 investors to launch the first issue of Playboy, that went to market December 1953 and included the still popular, tasty and delectable nude of Marilyn Monroe as the centerfold. The issue was a complete success and sold over 50,000 issues at 50 cents and is considered a collectors item by book dealers and fans of the magazine with a near-mint issue going for as much as $5,000.
The Iconic rabbit logo was designed by Playboy Art Director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote and by the third issue became the official logo. Heffner has said he chose the idea of the rabbit for the logo because it's a feminine animal that is well known for being playful and outright sexual in nature. A running gag with the magazine is to hide the rabbit somewhere on the cover of the magazine
One of Playboy's more notable themes is that Hugh Hefner would only allow nudity that was in the classic traditions of Art and could be found in most museums. The nudes are shot more as artistic pieces to show off the beauty and form of the woman rather than serve as vehicles for arousal. So there is to be no seeing of an open vagina or sex acts. His goal was to make the images of the woman look like something that could have been painted by a classical artist like Johannes Vermeer and could be viewed at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art. This could also have a lot to do with the fact that he was publishing in the 50s where anti-obscenity laws had writers being thrown in jail for admitting to fapping at poetry readings.
The Articles
It has them?
Most people that claim to appreciate the magazine and read the articles are unaware that Ray Bradbury's novel Fahrenheit 451 started its serialization in March 1954 but they can still name the centerfold for that month and year. It was Joanne Arnold.
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His Life
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What more can you say about a man that got to live out the male fantasy of wearing pajamas all day and getting to fuck the hottest women that would most likely turn you down in your Wet dreams?
We could go the Mark Twain route and say it all began the day Hugh was born but as a Person of Interest, Hugh Hefner really didn't appear until he realized himself as a Bon Vivant in the late 50s, early 60s by traveling the world and sleeping with at least 11 out of the 12 centerfolds published every year. An Urban legend says that the tiny stars that appear next to or on the letter P on the cover of Playboy magazine was Hugh rating how good the centerfold was in bed or him saying how many times he had slept with her.
Hugh was well known for his many Philanthropic causes and was well known for defending the First Amendment and fighting censorship in America. He donated $100,000 to Southern California's School Of Cinematic Art to create a course titled Censorship In Cinema.
Proving that he is male and can be swayed by a nice pair of tits, Hugh lost all reason and became an idiot equal to the dumbest of men when he ignored scientific evidence, doctors and reason when he backed Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccination idiocy that only serves as an excuse for her inability to cope and going completely batshit insane from the fact that her Perfect ass spawned a retard.
Hefner was also an ardent supporter of gay rights and marriage. In 1955 he published the short story The Crooked Man which was about a straight man being persecuted in a homosexual world to the hate a dismay of many of his readers. Hugh argued, "If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse is wrong, too." In support of Gay marriage the Heff went on record saying that the fight for gay rights "is a fight for all our rights. Without it, we will turn back the sexual revolution and return to an earlier, puritanical time."
Sadly, on 27 September 2017 Hugh left this mortal coil, most likely with a smile on his face because he left this Earth knowing he was what every man wishes they can be.
He is a legend and an ideal that all men should strive to be.
The Gallery Of Big Titted Awesomeness
-
Mei-Ling Lam July 2011
-
Paige Young November 1968
-
Carol Willis July 1970
-
Connie Kreski January 1968
-
Jenny McCarthy October 1996
-
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
-
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
-
Angel Boris July 1996
-
Samantha Dorman September 1991
-
Lisa Welch September 1980
-
Christine Maddox December 1973
-
Valerie Mason September 2008
-
Lada Krevchenko May 2017
-
Dorothy Stratten August 1979
-
Shannon Long October 1988
-
Katrina Marie January 2013
-
Ashley Doris March 2013
-
Liza Kei August 2017
-
Nancy Cameron January 1974
-
China Lee August 1964
-
Eloise Brody April 1988
-
Sandy Johnson June 1974
-
Judy Montery January 1963
-
Kimberly Phillips September 2009
-
Katarina Witt December 1998
-
Laurie Wood March 1989
-
Crista Nicole May 2001
-
Irin Veronina January 2001
-
Marilyn Lange May 1974
-
Mary Carter May 1962
-
Jessica St. George February 1965
-
Jennifer Liano May 1970
-
Vicki Peters April 1972
-
Victoria Cunningham April 1975
-
Alanas Oares March 1983
-
Venice Kong September 1985
-
Pia Reyes November 1988
-
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
-
😍😍The Dahm Triplets December 1998😍😍
-
Dalene Kurtis September 2001
-
Michele Rogers June 2002
-
Hiromi Oshima June 2004
-
Kimberly Hollad October 2004
-
Stephanie Larimore June 2006
-
Sarah Elizabeth November 2006
-
Hope Marie Carlton July 1985
-
Rachel Jen Marteen August 1995
-
Monica Leigh October 2007
-
✡Lindsey Vuolo✡ November 2001
-
♥️Kristy Garrett February 2016♥️. We also ❤️ girls that smoke
-
Tiffany Von-Roest April 2019
Seven ✡Jewish✡ Playmates
In the 62 year history of Playboy, there have been 7 ✡Jewish✡ Playmates.
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✡Cindy Fuller✡May 1959
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✡Susan Bernard✡ December 1966
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✡Sally Sheffield✡ May 1969
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✡Barbi Benton✡ March 1970
See Also
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