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-{{exclusive}}
+{{Eduser|Pæperclip}}
-{{pedo}}
-{{SickFuck}}
-{{spoiler|ZOMG!! AEDIOT WEARS [[diaper fetish|ASS NAPKINS]] FOR HIS [[incontinence|ANAL SEEPAGE]] AS A RESULT OF HIM CONSTANTLY GETTING BUTT RAPED BY HIS DAD AS A CHILD!!!!}}
-{{breakingnews|AEDIOT GOT CHARGED WITH RETAIL THEFT<ref name="DUI1">[https://archive.md/hivN3 Blotter: 3 charged with DUI in Skokie - Chicago Tribune]</ref>}}
-{| align="center" style="width:50%; border: 2px solid #DDF2FF" |
-| align="center" |[[File:ShoweR_florida.jpg|125px]]
-| align="center" |'''This person is, as of now, an unmilkable [[lolcow]] who is currently awaiting [[Jail|trial]] for [[theft]].'''<br /><br /><small>[[You]] can help by [[:Category:Lolcows|finding another lolcow]] to troll while this guy gets ræped [[in the ass]] by [[Bubba]]. (By now he's gotten [[Asking for it|used to it]].)</small>
-|}
 {{ib|[[File:JacobMugshot.png|250px]]}}
 {{ibhead|<big>'''Aediot'''</big>}}
 {{ibrow|'''Powerword'''|Jacob Evan Stellmach}}
 {{ibrow|'''Current Status'''|V&}}
-{{ibrow|'''Time As Sysop| Dec 2019 - September 2020}}
+{{ibrow|'''Time As Sysop| March 2020 - November 2020}}
 {{ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread'''|{{kf|89597|Ass Napkins}}}}
 {{ibend}}
+<youtube >
-<center>
-<youtube>
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3mfi6i1Kx8
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+{{clear}}
-{{Eduser|Pæperclip}}
+'''Aediot''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jacob Stellmach'''{{jew}}), also known as '''[[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]''' and '''Ass Napkins''' is a [[Jew|hustler]] who gives new meaning to being a "[[skid]]". He also owned the now dead .wiki ED.
-'''Aediot''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jacob Stellmach'''{{jew}}), also known as '''[[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]''' and '''Ass Napkins''' is the latest addition to the list of the [[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] in addition to being a [[Jew|hustler]] who gives new meaning to being a "[[skid]]". He also owned [[encyclopediadramatica.wiki|the fake ED]].
 Aediot was known for being an incompetent and petty fuck who was unable to keep the wiki up and running for a single day and throwing his admins under the bus by constantly blaming them for his inability to keep the wiki up for an hour. Having only run ED for 8 months, Jacob managed to fuck up the site entirely and get kicked out of the ED community for [[AIDS]] and [[fail]].
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 Previously, Jacob had started his worthless ED career at the tender age of 17 sometime in [[2014]] under the pseudonym of [[User:Pæperclip|Pæperclip]]. In less than a year, Paperclip was banned from the wiki and forums for being an [[autistic]] sperg and retard. [[Foreshadowing|Aediot was exposed for being a pedo and was relentlessly mocked about it]] until he ultimately [[ragequit]].
-He showed back up in [[2020]] with a new name and a new lady, [[zaiger|Zaiger]]'s ex-girlfriend Adezero, about half her age Jacob was dumped by ade for being a couch surfing bum not worth of a moist tight vagina such as hers he then manipulated a [[Borderline personality disorder|BPD mentally ill]] [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] [[Attention Whore|girl he met on the forum]], Ade went on to not have sex with [[TheRalphRetort|Ethan Ralph]]. Under Ade's tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! He promised paid jobs for writing articles and taking down the [[enemies of the lulz]]. It was almost [[fact|too good to be true]].
+He showed back up in [[2020]] with a new name and a new lady, [[Zaiger|Zaiger]]'s ex-girlfriend [[Adezero]]. Jacob, who was about half her age, was dumped by Ade for being a couch surfing bum not worth of a moist tight vagina such as her's. He then manipulated a [[Borderline personality disorder|BPD mentally ill]] [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] [[Attention Whore|girl he met on the forum]], while Ade went on to not have sex with [[TheRalphRetort|Ethan Ralph]]. Under Ade's tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! He promised paid jobs for writing articles and taking down the [[enemies of the lulz]]. It was almost [[fact|too good to be true]].
 '''SPOILER:''' It was.
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 {{Quote|I REGISTERED ON KIWI FARM TO SEE THIS SHIT UNFOLD AND I GOTTA ADMIT, EVEN THO ADZERO LOOKS LIKE ALF MIXED WITH THE CLEANING LADY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FUCKED ON THE DOWN LOW, AND GOT TITTIES SHAPED LIKE LOW MOISTURE MOZZ, I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO AEDIOT FOR GETTING LAID WITH NAPKINS STUCK INTO HIS ASSHOLE.... SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THERES A CHAD MOVE HIDDEN THERE LOL|Assblonker}}
 ===Plans to sell out ED===
-{{Collapsegallery|HIS COCONUT GUN|aediot1|center|<gallery>
+{{Collapsegallery|Gallery of a clearly elaborated joke|aediot1|center|<gallery>
 File:Aediotsignal1.png|"After this lawsuit ends I'm transferring ownership"
 File:Aediotsignal2.png|"It's either splinter the retards or pony up law fees forever"
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 </gallery>|<gallery>
 File:Trust me cat.gif|Trust me, I'm a [[dramacrat|cat]]
-</gallery>|border=red|color=blue}}
+</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
 == As an [[Enemies of the lulz|Enemy of teh Lulz]] ==
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 == The Great '''Ass Napkins''' Saga ==
+{{squote|
+Upon the farms came a shifty jew,<br>
+with a stupid cause and a folder of nudes,<br>
+celebrating his victory before the battle.<br>
+Warnings and woes he preached to the rabble<br>
+but his hopes and dreams were shattered before page two.|[[User:CosmicSewerHobo|CosmicSewerHobo]], ''Collection 3'' (2021)}}
 [[File:ASS NAPKIN 1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Imagine making your girlfriend pick this up every day]]
 [[File:ASS NAPKIN 2.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
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 No it's a medical thing due to being raped at a young age. I don't really care who knows about it it's not like it's a quirk I enjoy or anything
-If that's the best ammuniton Ade can provide then I've already won tbh|Aediot taking the "I was raped" defense}}
+If that's the best ammuniton Ade can provide then I've already won tbh|Aediot taking the "[[MeToo|I was raped]]" defense}}
 {{Quote|what doesn't kill you makes you stronger|Aediot's dad providing his son's sphincter exercise  }}
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 * His asshole is so loose because his family members would [[Baby Fuck|run trains on him]] <ref>[[:File:Ashine10.png|Ashine10.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine5.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
-* [[LSD|Gets really high]] and thinks [[magick|he can communicate with demons]] to make deals to make money, yet he's still poor <ref name="amazon">[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine8.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
+* [[LSD|Gets really high]] and thinks [[LOL WUT|he can communicate with demons]] to make deals to make money, yet he's still poor <ref name="amazon">[[:File:Ashine8.png|Ashine8.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
 * [[Jew|Jacob sold his car]] and left him homeless in [[Chicago]] <ref name="arab"/>
-* Tranny fetish (has yet to hook-up with [[Chris-chan|Chris-chan]]) <ref>[[:File:Ashine7.png|Ashine7.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
+* Tranny fetish (has yet to hook-up with [[Chris-Chan]]) <ref>[[:File:Ashine7.png|Ashine7.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
 * Accepts BJ's from minors <ref>[[:File:Ashine9.png|Ashine9.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>
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 </gallery>|<gallery>
 File:Trust me cat.gif|Trust me, I'm a [[dramacrat|cat]]
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+</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
 ==November 4, 2021: V&==
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 File:Stellmach_theft4.png
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 ==Current Whereabouts and Court Dates==
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 File:Aediotpoopbed.png
 File:Aediotfucked.jpg
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+</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
 == External Links ==
-* {{Website|Aediot-favicon.png|http://aediot.cash|aediot.cash}} - His gay personal website.
+* <s>{{Website|Aediot-favicon.png|http://aediot.cash|aediot.cash}}</s> - His gay personal website.
 * <s>{{twitter|7Deadly7ins}}</s> - His Twitter. Banned.
 * <s>{{twitter|AEmenace}}</s> - Now with more [[edgy|edge]]. Banned again.
 * {{Wikilink|User:Aediot|Aediot}} - His TOW account
 * {{Linkedin|in/jacob-stellmach|Jacob Stellmach}} - Go on, [[No|hire this fag]] to write for you.
+*{{Skype|live:.cid.a7da4f4574e4c8de aediot Æ}}
 * {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597|KiwiFarms Thread}} - Probably the most epic self-[[owned|0wn]] so far this decade.
 * [https://www.gofundme.com/f/legal-fees-for-kangaroo-court?utm_campaign=p_cp_url&utm_medium=os&utm_source=customer Jacob's GoFundMe] he planned to use to pump and dump the wiki with.
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 * {{ws|KF favicon.png|https://archive.fo/Vsonp#selection-10139.0-10139.101|Twitter Thread}} - Owning The Libs By Telling An Autistic 12 Year Old To Suck Your Dick
 * [https://web.archive.org/web/20180604201909/https://xerxescontract.io/ Xerxes on wayback]
 == References ==
 <references />
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 * [[Zaiger420]]
-<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100; pointer-events:none">[[File:Chilljacob.png|170px]]</div>
+<div class="nomobile" style="position:fixed; bottom:0;left:0;z-index:100; pointer-events:none">[[File:Chilljacob.png|170px]]</div>
-{{faggotry}}
+{{History}}
+{{Jews}}
 {{enemy}}
-{{edforumseries}}
-{{Rapeseries}}
-{{Pedoseries}}
 {{Takingdowned}}
 {{Wikis}}
 {{FallenGov}}
+{{timeline|Featured article December 23 & 24, [[2022]]|[[December 21, 2012]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Christmas]]}}
+{{#setlogo:FakeED.png}}
 [[Category:Taking Down ED]]
 [[Category:2020]]
 [[Category:2021]]
 [[Category:People|Stellmach, Jacob]]

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