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[[File:FeinsteinJewboy.jpg|thumb|<s>Feinstein's current sugar daddy.</s> LOL DEAD]]
[[File:FeinsteinJewboy.jpg|thumb|<s>Feinstein's current sugar daddy.</s> LOL DEAD]]


'''Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein'''{{jew}} (born '''Dianne Emiel Goldman'''{{jew}}) was an utterly useless 90-year-old [[Jewnited States]] [[Government|Senator]] from [[California]], member of the so-called "[[Democrat]]ic" party and [[Zombie|walking corpse]] who has done absolutely nothing notable in her [[At least 100 years|quarter of a century]] as a U.S. Senator aside from [[Gun Control|repeatedly attempting to brutally rape the Second Amendment while holding an AR-15 to its head]] and being a shining example of why America desperately needs [[Common sense|term limits for members of congress]].
'''Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein'''{{jew}} (born '''Dianne Emiel Goldman'''{{jew}}) was an utterly useless 90-year-old [[Jewnited States]] [[Government|Senator]] from [[California]], member of the so-called "[[Democrat]]ic" party and [[Zombie|<s>walking</s> actual corpse]] who did absolutely nothing notable in her [[At least 100 years|quarter of a century]] as a U.S. Senator aside from [[Gun Control|repeatedly attempting to brutally rape the Second Amendment while holding an AR-15 to its head]] and being a shining example of why America desperately needs [[Common sense|term limits for members of congress]].


In 1994, Feinstein sponsored a federal ban on "assault weapons" that protected America from [[school shootings]] like [[1999]]'s [[Columbine]] and acts of [[mass murder]] such as [[September 11]]th, [[2001]], until it was allowed to expire in 2004 under President [[Dubya]] – after which, [[Apocalypse|everyone died]]. When not [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|latching onto the victims of mass shootings]] like a [[parasite]] in order to further her never-ending quest to [[Gun Control|ban guns]], Dianne could usually be found abusing her position as a Senator to [[Corrupt|score lucrative government contracts for her husband's company]].
In 1994, Feinstein sponsored a federal ban on "assault weapons" that protected America from [[school shootings]] like [[1999]]'s [[Columbine]] and acts of [[mass murder]] such as [[September 11]]th, [[2001]], until it was allowed to expire in 2004 under President [[Dubya]] – after which, [[Apocalypse|everyone died]]. When not [[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|latching onto the victims of mass shootings]] like a [[parasite]] in order to further her never-ending quest to [[Gun Control|ban guns]], Dianne could usually be found abusing her position as a Senator to [[Corrupt|score lucrative government contracts for her husband's company]].
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== Milk & Twinkies ==
== Milk & Twinkies ==


[[File:HarveyMilkBW.jpg|thumb|Professional [[Faggot|poofter]] and [[JFK|human target]] Harvey Milk.]]
[[File:DanWhite.jpg|thumb|220px|Dan White - Devourer of Twinkies, Slayer of Homos]]
[[File:DianneVibrator.jpg|thumb|220px|Gay love is [[Dead|over]].]]
[[File:DianneVibrator.jpg|thumb|220px|Gay love is [[Dead|over]].]]
[[File:PossessedDianne.jpg|thumb|[[Satan]] commands Dianne to ban all guns from America.]]
[[File:PossessedDianne.jpg|thumb|[[Satan]] commands Dianne to ban all guns from America.]]


'''Harvey Bernard Milk''' was a fudge-packing [[homo]] from [[Jew York]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]]n history when he was elected as a member of the '''San Francisco Board of Supervisors'''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would only [[69|hold this position]] for less than a year before tragedy and the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]] would [[Death|strike him down]].
Following the [[assassination]] of San Francisco mayor '''George Moscone''' and [[pedophile]] rights activist '''[[Harvey Milk]]''' on November 27, 1978. '''Dianne Feinstein''', who was at that time the President of the ''San Francisco Board of Supervisors'', [[Schlick|fingered]] Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live [[TV]] while still covered in his [[AIDS]]-infested blood to [[Sob story|announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead]].
 
'''Daniel James White''', a fellow member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and known [[Christfag]], resigned from the board on November 10, 1978, following multiple [[disagree]]ments with Milk. Within days, however, White realized he had [[Jessi Slaughter|dun goofed]] and went crawling back to [[San Francisco]] mayor '''George Richard Moscone''' to [[Whine|beg]] for his job back. While Moscone initially agreed, Milk and the other [[libtards]] on the board decided to [[bitch]] about how they'd rather have a [[Retarded|genderqueer non-binary]] [[transnigger]] on the board to help reflect San Francisco's growing [[diversity]] and [[Faggotry|tolerance]] – an act that eventually made Moscone relent and agree to bring in a dumb diversity hire rather than accepting an experienced person like Dan White back onto the board.
 
On November 27, 1978, after developing [[depression]] and downing a metric fuckton of [[Twinkies]], Dan White grabbed his [[gun]] and went to San Francisco City Hall where he [[High score|gunned down]] both Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone. Following the shooting, '''Dianne Feinstein'''—the President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors—[[Schlick|fingered]] Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live [[TV]] while still covered in his [[AIDS]]-infested blood to [[Sob story|announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead]].




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Dan White was later convicted of the lesser charge of [[Win|manslaughter]] after convincing a jury of twelve [[Redundant|dumbfucks from San Francisco]] that he had only killed the two men because he was [[High|under the influence]] of [[Twinkies|depression-inducing Hostess pastries]] in what would become known as the "'''[[Habeeb it|Twinkie Defense]]'''". Despite getting away nearly scot-free after originally being charged with two counts of [[Death penalty|capital]] [[murder]], Dan White ended up [[Suicide|killing himself]] less than two years after his release from prison by giving his car a [[blowjob]] and [[swallow]]ing too much [[Cum|carbon monoxide]].


With the mayor now [[Porsche Girl|deader than Nikki Catsouras]] and as the acting President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dianne Feinstein finally ascended to the position of Mayor of San Francisco on December 4, 1978, following nearly a decade of [[failed]] attempts to actually get elected to the position legitimately without anyone having to [[die]].
With the mayor now [[Porsche Girl|deader than Nikki Catsouras]] and as the acting President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Dianne Feinstein finally ascended to the position of Mayor of San Francisco on December 4, 1978, following nearly a decade of [[failed]] attempts to actually get elected to the position legitimately without anyone having to [[die]].


{{quote|And, I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself, because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me.|Dianne Feinstein, pretending to know how to use a gun {{archive|g8BzB}}}}
{{quote|And, I know the sense of helplessness that people feel. I know the urge to arm yourself, because that's what I did. I was trained in firearms. I'd walk to the hospital when my husband was sick. I carried a concealed weapon. I made the determination that if somebody was going to try to take me out, I was going to take them with me.|Dianne Feinstein, pretending to know how to use a gun {{archive|g8BzB}}}}
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[[File:AssaultBanFail.jpg|thumb|Feinstein logic.]]
[[File:AssaultBanFail.jpg|thumb|Feinstein logic.]]
[[File:Fleeing Feinstein.jpg|thumb|When trying to reason with her...]]
[[File:Fleeing Feinstein.jpg|thumb|When trying to reason with her...]]
[[File:Columfein.png|thumb|Undeniable evidence Jews did [[Columbine]]]]


In 1994, Feinswine—who was now a member of the U.S. Senate following a failed campaign for [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Governor of California]]—successfully managed to [[rape]] the [[Second Amendment]] by sponsoring a federal [[ban]] on so-called "[[Gun Control|assault weapons]]" in the [[United States]].
In 1994, Feinswine—who was now a member of the U.S. Senate following a failed campaign for [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Governor of California]]—successfully managed to [[rape]] the [[Second Amendment]] by sponsoring a federal [[ban]] on so-called "[[Gun Control|assault weapons]]" in the [[United States]].
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