User:Playerx85/Funorb

Funorb (Also know as Failorb) is a website created by the gaming company/political party Fagex. It was created to see the limits of how awful a Java game could go. There are around 40 games on Failorb, and all of them are abominations.

Games

There are 38-40 games on Failorb. Nobody has successfully counted the number of games, because they died within 10 seconds of seeing the eye-raping advertisements and crappy Microsoft Paint game images. All of the games are programed using Java, and have graphics that are on-par with the NES.

Here are a few of Fagex's Failorb games.

• Anarchists
• Armies of Germany
• Chode Hunters
• Kickaball Legion
• Shitty Sentinels
• Domestic Disturbance
• Homophobic Spawn
• Sumotori
• Tomb Racist
• Domestic Assault (Sequel to Domestic Disturbance)
• Bachelor Party
• Chess (yarly.)
• Stellar Shit
• Vertigo (this game is amazing. You're as red as a Mexican and paint more than one.)

There are many more, but for the love of Christ, don't name them.

Creation

Fagex tried to see how awful of a game they could make. After a few minutes of development, something called "Doctor Phlog...alog...instein... Saves the Earth" was born. Nobody knows where the name is from, but since it was created by Fagex, many just believe it to be yet another 4Chan reference.

Fagex uploaded their vile spawn to the Interwebs. Soon, after their first game caused mass suicide, they decided for lulz to make another game. This one was called "Rubdown"; yet another 4Chan reference. After more suicide, they programmed another. Nobody was sure about what this game was called, though. The three games soon combined in a process called Pwnage. However, the result was anything BUT pwnage...

In this tragic accident, the atrocity of Failorb was born.

Effects

The 'creation' has affected everyone on the Earth in some way. The vast amounts of energy used to fuse the three 'games' was ejected at supersonic speeds, creating the following tragedies...

• AIDS
• Tech Support
• Trolls
• Anti-Lulz
• Poland
• "X-Men" movies

SRSLY

Failorb, much like the Interwebs, is SRS business. Do not mess with Failorb, or else it will rape you in your mouth. Taking Failorb NON-SRSLY will result in your entire family's death. Failorb takes no prisoners, and will act without mercy.

Games

Failorb has many games. Here are the descriptions for some.

Anarchists

A game where you make a wizard, using MS Paint graphics. It fails, but brings many a lul.

Armies of Germany

A game that involves summoning some failed monsters, fighting other people who also summon failed monsters.

Chode Hunters

A game that involves flying through a Void chode, hunting for st00f.