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This will be for a page on Pedro J. Garcia
Stuff for [[EDF6]] article I'm working on


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==Boards==
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{{lolcow}}
{{facts}}


*'''Noob Introduction''' - If its your first time on EDF you have to make a noob intro thread as is tradition on the forums. Everyone who makes a noob introduction thread will be greeted nicely with a [[Fool|basket of cookies and a warm pot of tea]] and [[Internet Law|when you wake up]] you will come back to the whole forum calling you a [[faggot]]. Many come here to make an account when registration is closed and prove themselves [[You|incapable of wiki writing]].


{{quote|@vGhoulz I support [[lolicon|lolicon]], also I love Busty Milf and More.|[https://archive.ph/aiElY] Pedro in his [[Enlightenment|infinite wisdom]]}}
===Main Category===
''Lulz Valhalla''


*'''Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis''' - This is the forum's general chat where any of the diarrhea squirts called [[Ediots]] will post about their most recent [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/i-apologize-to-baka-in-advance-but-it-had-to-be-done.4767/ cum tribute] or about [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-would-not-want-to-marry-the-greatest-singer-dua-lipa.4494/ celebrites]. This is where the greatest minds of EDF come to ponder about the [[sex|inner machinations of the human mind]] and is not for the feeble minded. Browsing Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis increases your chance of [[AIDS|developing rectal cancer by 5000%]].


*'''News''' - News is the board for all of those above using traditional news sources like [[CNN]] and [[Fox News]] and would instead get their news from [[Trust|basement dwellers on the internet]]. The news board mandates a structure to for every post there maintain quality that [[Illiterate|most people just ignore]]. The highest quality and most relevant news on this side of the internet can be found here, and is worth checking out if you like [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/bud-light-lost-5-billion-after-putting-a-tranny-on-their-cans.6095 funny stories] or [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/covid-is-over-time-for-war.3045 real stories].


{{ib|[[File:Pedrofilephoto.png|270px]]<br>"I'm not a threat to every children, thats isn't true" [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/members/walter_spencer_1488.1247/page-4#profile-post-comment-26520] }}
*'''Hall of AEpic''' - This is the place where only the [[Epic|greatest and most influential threads]] get archived for all to gawk at for the rest of <s>time</s> the forum. For a thread to be indicted to the Hall of AEpic it will need to have produced [[lulz|lots of lulz]], and have been an important occasion making real waves in the ED community. All threads in this forum are the highest of the lowest quality threads and to have an article indicted here is an honor.
{{ibhead|<big>'''Pedroj234'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Real Name'''|Pedro J. Garcia}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Mexican|Puerto Rican]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Facebook'''|{{facebook|pedroj234|pedroj234productions}}}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|Pedroj234_katsu|Pedro J. ペドロ・ガルシア}}}}
{{ibrow|'''Deviant Art'''|{{deviantart|pedroj234|Pedroj234}}}}
{{Ibend}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:-63px; left:-150px;pointer-events:none">[[File:pedrojexploitable2.png|450px|none]] </div>


'''Walter_Spencer_1488''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Pedro J. Garcia'''), also known as '''Pedroj234''', '''[[Pedophile|Pedo]] J Garcia''', and '''Pedrophile''' is a 22 year old [[spic]] who dropped into [[EDF6]] [[last thursday]] just to embarrass himself time and time again with his [[Engrish|broken English]], open admissions of [[lolicon|pedophilia]], and [[Larpers|larping]] as a [[white power|white supremacist]]. He was promptly [[doxxed]] address and all [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653613724958-png.38281/] but keeps [[Asking for it|coming back for more]] demanding that people stop calling him a pedophile [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/] while having a twitter filled with child porn [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Fattachments%2F356910992724197376%2F1041354103680417822%2Funknown-5.png&hash=121244b008f33a0bd3d204e87dea8733]; Pedro is a [[self-diagnosed|self-described]] lolicon and should not be trusted around children under [[14 year old girl|14]].
===Subcultures===
''Special chats for the mentally handicapped with hobbies''


{{quote|You think that lolicon is real fucking peoples? FUCK NO! They're not real you schizo, takes some Copium, and the lolicon isn't about the age, ITS ABOUT BODY TYPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING PEDO!|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] Pedro's J. Garcia in a nutshell}}
*'''Religion & Politics''' - The most toxic board on EDF6 where nothing productive happens and is just a constant back and forth between [[Old people|senile old heads]] who have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon than argue about [[shit nobody cares about]]. People with absolutely 0 qualification to touch government will be spotted posting here on the regular and should be touched only with a [[Cancer|6 foot pole]].


*'''Video Games & Weeaboo Shit''' - The board for all of your [[Gamergate|MLG 1337 pro gamer needs]] where some of the most [[autism|autistic]] users on the site can be found lurking posting about old [[Mario|nintendo]] games. Anime fans will also be served by this board with regular [[docking|anime discussions]] that are held which usually just devolve into the [[OP|thread OP]] being berated for their [[faggotry]] within 2 pages. Wear a hazmat suit or you may catch [[STD|venereal disease]] by browsing this subforum.


==Relationship With the English Language & Other Forum Follies==
*'''Music, Movies, & Media''' - [[nobody Cares|Did your favorite artist just drop a new album]]? [[Nobody Cares|did that one movie you've been waiting for come out]]? [[Nobody Cares|maybe you want to share that]] [[YouTube]] [[Nobody Cares|video you just saw]]. Well this is the board for posting all of your favorite media both old and new. Men of refined taste post here like the fine sommeliers that they are can be found here curating their favorites.


{{quote|I will urinate your ass|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188927] Pedro's English on display}}
*'''Science & Technology''' - Do you [[soyjak.party|FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE]] or are self proclaimed [[PC Master Race|Tech Jesus]] you may want to stop by the Science and Technology board where you can [[circlejerk]] about PC parts or read about new advancements and breakthroughs in the [[Illuminati|scientific community]]. Most good content for this board ends up being posted in News so it never gets much play.


[[File:PedroArt.PNG|thumb|right|300px|He [[Rule 63|genderbent]] himself????]]
*'''Food, Drugs, and Alcohol''' - The board of gluttony and all of the [[Joker (Movie)|vices that plagues us in our society]]. Express your fatassery here while getting advice on how to make flavored lean.


*'''Locker Room Talk''' - If it involves getting sweaty it probably goes on this board. All about: [[Sports]], [[Sex|sex]], and that weird funk [[you|you've]] been smelling from your crotch.


Pedro's English skills are very poor to say the least and he always talks like he's running all his text through [[Google Translate|Google translate]] but no, that's just how he talks and types. For a person who's lived in the [[United States]] his whole life you would expect more but he did get [[Retarded|held back four times]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136670] and you can't expect anything from anybody who manages to accomplish that; Pedro managed to delay his High School graduation so much by working "on the job" and [[Lazy|it took him three years to finish warehouse training]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136677].
*'''Degeneracy''' - [[Hell|(''Formerly Furries & Ponies'')]] Anything your mother would be ashamed of you posting to strangers online. Mostly inhabited by [[Brony|ponyfags]] who post about a TV show that ended [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]], but feel the need to keep making threads about it like its [[Irrelevant|still relevant]].


===Dramatica Help===
''Encyclopedia Dramatica and MediaWiki content, complaints and technical area''


Pedro's [[fail|great idea of using the same username or some variation of Pedroj234]] came back to bite him when [[FAIL|pretty much all personal info about him got leaked within 25 posts]] on [[EDF6|EDF]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/] while he kept bickering with anybody and [[Tard rage|everybody who steps in his way]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-4#post-136671]. In this thread some of Pedro's [[Shit|brilliant]] artwork was on display for all to see proving that he only likes girls of age if [[narcissism|it's a genderswap of himself]]; his artwork all looks like something a [[I'm 12 and what is this|kid]] (Pedro's victims) would draw but Pedro is a very childish person in many ways [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601024812-png.38239/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653601327861-png.38242/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617277642-png.38291/] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/attachments/1653617482595-png.38293/].
*'''Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration''' - People that are too lazy to write their own ED articles go here to beg others to write it for them with [[BTFO|predictable results]]. When not [[Whore|whoring yourself out]] to get a [[shitty attack article]] made you can ask questions about the wiki and how to navigate the [[wikipedia|mediawiki software]], and post drafts of articles in construction.


{{quote|I am a master [[MLG]] quickscoper so dont mess with me and my friend|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/who-is-this-faggot-aka-pedro-j-garcia.3627/page-5#post-136676] Pedro MLG speaking in [[2022]]}}
*'''Complaint Department''' - [[Butthurt|Whine, bitch, and moan]] about various issues or complaints you have with with the wiki or forum.


==Pedophilia==
===Randumb===
''General topics not really related to anything or each other''


[[File:Pedrophilia.PNG|thumb|right|300px|[[Chris Hansen|HOLY SHIT HE FINDS KIDS "Sexy"]]]]
*'''Your Shitty Projects''' - This is the spot to post your handmade tinfoil submarine or your made with love [[Unabomber|mail bombs]].


{{quote|LIAR! thats is pathetic excuses for the antis making fun of me and calling offensive names like [[Truth|"pedrophile!"]] You're projecting WRONG, Brainlets!| [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/page-2#post-189473] Pedro projecting in the post where he calls out projecting}}
*'''Image Dump''' - Very simple image dumping for [[EDiots|simple minded individuals]].


*'''Nobody Cares''' - Did nobody reply to your thread? Well it will be relegated to this board to be laughed at for your [[fail|fail thread]] cleaning up the boards people actually care about in the process.


Pedro is a pedophile in every sense of the word even though he may argue that it's about the [[Bullshit|"body type"]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188911] and not their age [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/the-pedo-accusations-needs-to-stop.5242/#post-188962]. Pedro tries to claim he's not a pedophile in every fifth post on EDF even though he has a twitter filled with [[Child porn|child porn]] that [[Basement-dweller|he posts on every other minute]]. Pedro claims to think that [[loli]] is all about the body type and none more but that is only a thinly veiled [[Deal with it|cope]] to get over his lust for children. If you encounter Pedro in the wild be sure to remind him that he's a pedophile because that's sure to get a rise out of him; he can be found at any local [[V&|playground]].
==(In)Famous Faggots==


{{quote|Because is fun to rape someone with a sexy bodies and Mass Impregnate 'em all, cus Rape leads you towards gigachadom!
===Sysops===
Chaddom of Kings (((kangs)))|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/200-of-women-will-be-raped-and-murdered-during-their-lifetime.4251/#post-146499] Pedro loves [[rape]]!}}
 
*[[Umkemesik]] - Birthed EDF6 but [[Nigger|didn't actually want to raise it]] and later gave hosting to Kaizen only about a year after and was later [[BTFO|BTFOd]] off ED for asking for [[Umkemesik#Chicago_Footjobs|footjobs]].
 
*[[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] - Website was given to him by [[Umkemesik|Umk]] to host and ran it [[Ok|pretty ok]], but later quit after being [[Doxxed]] by Umk and having his real life fucked and [[Failure|losing his job over it]].
 
*[[User:PAX|PAX]] - Nobody really knows who this guy is. Became the admin after Kaizen quit, and keeps a six foot pole between himself and the site.

Latest revision as of 02:08, 31 July 2023

Hello there, JohnBarosa. Welcome to your Sandbox!

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Stuff for EDF6 article I'm working on

Boards

Main Category

Lulz Valhalla

  • Hall of AEpic - This is the place where only the greatest and most influential threads get archived for all to gawk at for the rest of time the forum. For a thread to be indicted to the Hall of AEpic it will need to have produced lots of lulz, and have been an important occasion making real waves in the ED community. All threads in this forum are the highest of the lowest quality threads and to have an article indicted here is an honor.

Subcultures

Special chats for the mentally handicapped with hobbies

  • Religion & Politics - The most toxic board on EDF6 where nothing productive happens and is just a constant back and forth between senile old heads who have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon than argue about shit nobody cares about. People with absolutely 0 qualification to touch government will be spotted posting here on the regular and should be touched only with a 6 foot pole.
  • Science & Technology - Do you FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE or are self proclaimed Tech Jesus you may want to stop by the Science and Technology board where you can circlejerk about PC parts or read about new advancements and breakthroughs in the scientific community. Most good content for this board ends up being posted in News so it never gets much play.
  • Food, Drugs, and Alcohol - The board of gluttony and all of the vices that plagues us in our society. Express your fatassery here while getting advice on how to make flavored lean.
  • Locker Room Talk - If it involves getting sweaty it probably goes on this board. All about: Sports, sex, and that weird funk you've been smelling from your crotch.

Dramatica Help

Encyclopedia Dramatica and MediaWiki content, complaints and technical area

  • Complaint Department - Whine, bitch, and moan about various issues or complaints you have with with the wiki or forum.

Randumb

General topics not really related to anything or each other

  • Your Shitty Projects - This is the spot to post your handmade tinfoil submarine or your made with love mail bombs.
  • Nobody Cares - Did nobody reply to your thread? Well it will be relegated to this board to be laughed at for your fail thread cleaning up the boards people actually care about in the process.

(In)Famous Faggots

Sysops

  • PAX - Nobody really knows who this guy is. Became the admin after Kaizen quit, and keeps a six foot pole between himself and the site.
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