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Dianna Kirkland is completely insane. Also known across the Internet as AthenaBelz, BelzieBub or similar, she is probably a schizophrenic off her meds. Dianna has been writing the same jibberish over and over again all over the Internet for the better part of a decade. She literally spends all day tweeting at celebrities, telling them that Tabitha and her relatives did something to get "the money" and now "they die", before ending with - i luve u JohnCusack. When they die she is going to get her money and laugh and have an orgasm. One would naturally assume that this was a troll, but she has been doing this around the clock since at least 2008.

Dianna makes it very clear that she only likes adult men not related to her and that she is definitely not attracted to children. Also that the video footage clears her. fart claims that she has written a screenplay which she would like Rob Lowe to star in, but this is likely another psychotic delusion.

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-[[File:Dianna Kirkland-AthenaBelz-BelzieBub-myself.jpg|thumb|right|Only known picture of Dianna]]
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-Meet Dianna Kirkland. Not only is she now the best thing on Twitter, but all video evidence clears her. Bruno Mars, Dane Cook, The Rock, and Seth Green are just some of the folks privy to this.
+'''Dianna Kirkland''' is completely insane. Also known across the Internet as '''AthenaBelz''', '''BelzieBub''' or similar, she is probably a schizophrenic off her meds. Dianna has been writing the same jibberish over and over again all over the Internet for the better part of a decade. She literally spends all day tweeting at celebrities, telling them that Tabitha and her relatives did something to get "the money" and now "they die", before ending with - i luve u {{twitter|JohnCusack}}. When they die she is going to get her money and laugh and have an orgasm. One would naturally assume that this was a troll, but she [https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=BelzieBub has been doing this] around the clock since [[at least 100 years ago|at least 2008]].
-== From Distonal ==
+Dianna makes it very clear that she only likes adult men not related to her and that she is definitely not attracted to children. Also that the video footage clears her. {{twitter|fart}} claims that she has written a screenplay which she would like Rob Lowe to star in, but this is likely another psychotic delusion.
 [[File:AthenaBelz-Dianna-Kirkland-BelzieBub-Never-Forget.png|thumb|Dianna has a very good memory]]
 [[File:Dianna-Kirkland-AthenaBelz-kill-them-now.png|thumb|right|Completely sane]]
-Not much is known about Kirkland, other than:
-* Tabitha and her relatives did something, and now “they die”
-* when that happens, she will gloat and let the money roll right in
-* she is not a pedophile, she likes only adult men
-* video footage clears her of, I guess, that last point, and her favorite celebrities should be aware of this
-* she’s written some sort of comedy screenplay called Detonate and she wants Rob Lowe to star in it
-:* she loves to write reviews, chat on forums, and leave comments that include all of the aforementioned talking points… have fun with that. In one comment, she links Matchbox 20′s Rob Thomas to Tabitha
-* there are other cool tweets that have nothing to do with the video evidence, her relatives, the forthcoming money, or the United Nations (“Lmfao at start of armagedden- saddam hussein is bombing us” “Ice cream” “The movie the karate kid is on abc family”)
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 *http://www.distonal.com/2012/04/what-are-we-gonna-do-without-jose-canseco/
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