MikeNnemonic

It's going to rip your ball out.

MikeNnemonic is one of several LPers feeding upon what's left of the established internet's intellectuals. An obese Jewish/Mexican neckbeard who lives with his mom, Mike partakes in the bi-weekly ritual of streaming shitty games to pacify a small but unusually persistent fanbase whom are lobotomized enough to view his utter bile as entertainment. Despite this, he has a job and a girlfriend. This would seem like typical fare unworthy of coverage, but the moronic story continues.

Up until recently he couldn't waste his time like usual because he got a real job in trucking. Due to his sheer laziness and incompetency however he went back to streaming on Twitch, wasting more precious resources now.

The Streams

The streams hosted on Twitch.tv are perhaps among the biggest and most spectacular clusterfucks of bullshit, edgy sarcasm, and mediocre games that make Yume Nikki look like Final Fantasy 7. Taking place on Friday and Saturday nights, the orgies of pigshit can go on into the wee hours of night. Such pieces of art showcased include Ao Oni, The Witch's House, Desert Nightmare, and other overlooked classics Mike makes known to his audience. Naturally his moronic followers ignore whatever he's playing and partake in a side chat usually dedicated to such interesting topics including sexuality, race, and social matters. On odd occasion Mike has known to become EXTREMELY FULL OF RAGE upon such ignorance and will ragequit on the entire stream. This more or less confirms him to be even lower than Tobuscus whom at least finishes the shit served on his plate.

His Fanbase

MikeNnemonic's fanbase is quite possibly even more retarded than Pewdiepie's monster hoard of fans. His small but vocal group of no more than 34 non-conformist hipsters whom hang around in streams due to ronriness and serve as living proof that the human race stopped evolving and has begun regressing. No points for guessing any of their careers. While the mass of them can be summed up as typical unemployed losers, here are a few of the more notable regulars. Contact with any of these people can result in excessive cranial hemorrhaging and anal cancer.

BernkastelWitch

Why?

Resident basket case and weeaboo on steroids. Roleplays as Fredrica Bernkastel from the Umineko games, but takes it even further - he expects everyone to call him Lady Bernkastel even outside of group roleplays. This includes during family visits. He believes in transsexual rights and has been trolled many times over, even by stream regulars. This says a lot about Bern. His real name is Corey and he is white. And nerdy. He sometimes does his own streams which are surprisingly decent as far as Twitch amateur fare goes - that doesn't mean they're enjoyable. He is also bipolar. Not even his parents love him.

Recently Bern has came out as a Tranny and for some stupid ass reason, Mike went from being a rational human being to White Knighting his ass. Whether or not he has chopped his dick off is unknown. He is also into the likes of Umineko and Touhou.

Hatter Gal

I'm unique.

Resident bitch of the group and one of Mike's longtime followers. Although she is head moderator of the stream's chats, she shows no more leadership than a 2 year old with wet diapers. Claims herself to be of southern European descent and a pansexual, she views the mass of stream regulars as plebians despite having herself as much class as a Las Vegas prostitute. Is often showed up by other stream regulars only for her to BAN THEM WITH RAEG AND JUSTICE - because it's against the rules to make fun of Hatter, even if she feels it suit to prod at others all day. She now suffers eternal butthurt from the fact that Mike has a IRL girlfriend, crushing her hopes at having a chance with the guy.

David

A Brony, Pansexual and video game designer. Decided to stop going to the streams due to him not feeling like he fit in with listening to a man with a neck beard and living with his mother, bashing other people who have a neck beard and lives with their mothers. excess butthurt from being bashed upon by the other stream regulars. Pretty much hates everybody and the internet after being banned from the shitfests he once enjoyed so much. Nowadays lurks the internet on his own.

Puritysin

Ex-negro gal of the group. Wielding a sassy demeanor and once holding holy status as a chat moderator, she was later banned by Mike for being an obnoxious cunt who threw up a shitfit on Facebook. Luckily she has found life outside of Mike's world in the form of Youtube videos of her own. Good for her.

Fat Albert

Epic troll whom tried bribing Mike to ban Bern for being a huge faggot. Once deal included sending Mike a free Wii just to ban the gender confused menace - Mike declined as he really loves Bern, resulting in massive rage from Albert. He has been banned multiple times, only to show up under clever sockpuppet names such as FatAlbert2. Despite his name, he is probably white and anorexic. He has developed his own "clan" that is akin to a Certain Hedgehog Pokemon fanfic. Mikes retarded chat falls for it every time he shows up under a different alias though.

Vincent

Underaged kiddie who always tries to look cool. Makes awful crap for Mike. Vincent once made Pewdiepie fanfics that made Mike laugh but in reality, this is proof that kids these days are little shits.

Soviet Steve

A moronic guy from Denmark who is into communism. He makes sex jokes that make Larry The Cable Guys jokes look like Shakespeare in comparison. He is rumored to work at a homoerotic stripclub.

Dem Der Politikal Thingies

MikeNnemonic is the reverse of most gamers. He is not prejudiced, believes in true equality for all, and judges people by their personality and intelligence. He is a proponent of transexual rights and believes in kids parenting themselves. His followers vary in position but usually agree Mike is the single most glorious thing on Earth. Mike takes modest celebration of his great America andendorses a multicultural society full of wonder and joy for all its citizens.

Just kidding, he's a typical Republican. MURKA, BITCHES!

Pewdiepie

Oh the humanity!

MikeNnemonic hates Pewdiepie and everything to do with the fleeting Swede. While he has argued against the obnoxious use of facecamming while playing games, all his critiques fall apart upon careful inspection of his own streams and fanbase. The real reason Mike is so buttanguished is because Pewdiepie played Yume Nikki (Mike's old favorite) - as if somehow there is to be a license on what people play or can't play. While no one could be in any viable position to defend someone as deranged as Pewdie, one would have to take a massive IQ dump to think Mike is really any better. One could also argue that Mike is secretly jealous the Swede lives in his own house with a fuckton of money, but this is habitually denied. Because money is not happiness.

The adjacent picture shows what went through Mike's head during that awful day.

See also

• HappyCabbie
• faggotry
• PewDiePie

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