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| [[Image:Bobbyhill.JPG|thumb|Bobby Hill aka Steele Richardson]] | | #REDIRECT [[Operation: Fat Fuck]] |
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| Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, [[b|/b/]] broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as '''Operation: Fat Fuck''', also known as '''Operation: Bobby Hill''' — given the target's uncanny resemblance to [[Hank_Hill|Hank Hill's]] portly, dimwitted son.
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| == Crimes Against Humani-/b/ ==
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| [[Image:Dat Dip.png|thumb|Dip: In. Dox: Out.]]
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| [[Image:1252382533376.png|thumb|Bobby Hill drops his own docs.]]
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| [[Image:Bobby Hill gay.jpg|thumb|right|Bobby Hill, self obsessed [[Homo|homo]].]]
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| One wonders what would enrage /b/tards to the point that they'd mercilessly [[RAGE|rage]] upon a [[13_year_old_boy|16-year-old boy]] from the [[Goatse|shithole backwaters]] of the [[Bullshit|otherwise fine state]] of North Carolina. Long story short, it was /b/'s hatred for the ignorance and, well, do they ever need a reason? Someone had stumbled upon Steele Richardson's [[Jewtube]] account, '''richardson701''', where the weight-challenged Wild Bill posted videos teaching people how to properly chew tobacco, or "dip". Annoyed by the slow, stupid drawl of the hick, the /b/tard posted a link to the video in a RAGE thread, and comments were made on YouTube insulting the inbred jackass. Supremely [[butthurt]] and feeling the urge to become an [[Internet_Tough_Guy|internet tough guy]], he told [[Anonymous|Anon]] that if they had a problem with him, to get the fuck off the computer and fight him, man to Bobby Hill. '''''[[HA_HA_HA%2C_OH_WOW|HE THEN PROCEEDED TO DROP HIS OWN]] [[docs|DOX]]''''', including his home address, followed by his phone number, just in case people needed turn by turn directions. What he didn't anticipate, however, was that he was inviting a clusterfuck of epic proportions that would plague him and his family all night long.<br>
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| ==The Original Videos==
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| <center>{{fv|BobbyHill1|background-color:#ffffff;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>V1ZGTObyn-Y</youtube>|<youtube>mMCt-nqw3WA</youtube><br />}}</center>
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| {{quote|Grizzly mint baby, all day long.|Bobby "Steele" Hill}}
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| {{quote|...stick it in our assholes and shit...|Bobby "Steele" Hill}}
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| {{quote|See da buh-bull? Pop da buh-bull.|Bobby "Steele" Hill}}
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| ==The Raid Begins==
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| After the dox were posted to /b/, [[Anon]] decided they'd descend upon him like [[300|the thousand nations of the Persian Empire]]. [[Spam|Shipping boxes and pizzas]] were ordered, his e-mails signed up for all sorts of mailing lists, and hell, some nearby North Carolinan /b/tard stumbled upon an escort service and found it in his heart to send Bobby Hill a [[Your mom|whore]]. A very brave anon posted the following ad to [[Craigslist]]: "Loves to be fucked up the ass while being called 'Bobby Hill'."
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| [[You]] may help by ordering him more pizzas and continuously calling his house phone (see docs section). You can even record your phone calls for posterity, if you're so inclined, as someone has done so below.
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| ====Calls Recorded:====
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| Hank gives a personal offer of a smack-down! Never mentioned his address, but don't worry we already have that. He also a [[Gay_Niggers_from_Outer_Space|nigger]] [[racist|hater]].
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| '''1st call http://www.teradepot.com/lnak2tub599e/1stcall.mp3.html'''<br>
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| Hank is a nigger [[NO NIGGERS|who was hanged for raping white women]]. Not Bobby's real Dad???
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| '''2nd call http://www.teradepot.com/xtrr33yazp69/2ndcall.mp3.html'''<br>
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| [[Facepalm|FAIL]] caller [[fail|fails]] at calling.
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| '''3rd call http://www.teradepot.com/nuiyz2dxxcih/3rdcall.mp3.html'''<br>
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| ==The [[dox|Docs]], Posted by Bobby Hill Himself!==
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| His [[JewTube|YouTube]] account: http://www.youtube.com/user/richardson701<br>
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| His [[Photobucket|Photobucket]]: http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/richardson701/<br>
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| His [[Aim]]: richardson701<br>
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| His [[MySpace]]: http://www.myspace.com/rednecknerd45<br>
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| His [[Facebook]]: http://www.facebook.com/steele.richardson<br>
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| [[Fail|Father's]] MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ilovedanarichardson90<br>
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| [[Whore|Mom's]] <strike> MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/davdan1990</strike> '''Closed'''.
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| http://www.wix.com/richardson701/steele-brahh<br>
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| Check on NC Local News http://www.easternwakenews.com/<br>
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| ==Dad Gets Butthurt==
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| [[Image:Dadandtheniggas.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill (second from left), as per usual, being a drunk piece of shit.]]
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| [[Image:Hank Scared.jpg|thumb|right| Hank Hill's [[Butthurt|reaction]] to the [[Btard|/b/tard]] raids.]]
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| As often happens in a raid where family phones are called, Steele's fat, lush cunt of a father, [[Hank Hill]], got pulled into the shenanigans and decided to [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH]] as he got more and more perturbed by the /b/tards. These conversations led to some very lulzy soundbites, where some callers pretended to be nigger.
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| {{quote|I'm not afraid of a [[Computer Science III|hacker]], I have a friend that works for the [[Party Van|FBI]]!!|Fat Father}}
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| {{quote|I don't want to have [[Anon|people]] calling and asking my wife [[Shit|what she is wearing]]!!|Fat Father}}
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| {{quote|You're [[Wigger|not a nigger]], you don't even SOUND nigger!|Fat Father}}
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| {{quote|555-[[GTFO|FUCK OFF]]|Fat Father}}
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| ==The Apology Videos==
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| After Bobby Hill's parents got involved, Bobby Hill soon posted a very apologetic video on YouTube to try to stave off the on-going invasion so he wouldn't get grounded, [[Buttsecks|spanked]], or have [[Hank Hill|propane and propane accessories]] [[Rape|shoved down his urethra]]. The apology video, which included an instance of [[Put Shoe On Head|shoe on head]], had him apologize to [[AnonTalk]], a worthy scapegoat for the escapades given their continuous spam of /b/. Of course, he had to end his video with an obscene insult, and them good ol' country boys at /b/ didn't take too kindly to that and decided to keep on raiding anyway (not like they'd have stopped after one apology video anyway).
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| In the second apology video, which was shot in a depressingly dark room, Bobby Hill had to perform the Truffle Shuffle from the seminal 80s classic ''The Goonies''. Although the quality of the second video isn't as great as the first given the lighting of the room, some cinema buffs might consider it befitting as it gives a grim atmosphere that mirrors the dark events that had befallen Steele Richardson that day. This led Bobby Hill to offer a weak apology to /b/ and eBaum's while pleading for mercy. Watch as he nervously jokes and [[doing it wrong|tries to retain a shred of his dignity]] while Truffle Shuffling.
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| <center><youtube>nxfc2ZKeCBs</youtube></center>
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| A CHALLENGER APPEARS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_65ykNE1jaA (skip to 7:05)
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| ==Gallery of Raid Lulz==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:SampleSentFatFuck.jpg|Some samples sent like this one.
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| Image:PizzasForFatFuck.jpg|Eat, fatty, eat.
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| Image:Craiglistresponce.jpg|Fuck lulz
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| Image:Craiglistfatfucktruckpost.jpg|Free hillbilly truck
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| Image:Craiglistfatfuckgaragesale.jpg|Moving Sale
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| Image:Emailz.jpg|Responses to CL.
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| </gallery></center>
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| == Gallery of Bobby Hill ==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Bobby loves gramma.jpg|Bobby loves his [[Whore|grammy]] and her [[vagoo|scent]].
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| Image:Bobbys gay friends.jpg|Bobby and [[Faggots|friends]], wearing shitty [[Halloween]] costumes.
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| Image:Bobby hill baby rapist.jpg|Bobby Hill, future [[pedophile]] and baby rapist.
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| Image:Bobby shit hat.jpg|[[LOL]] at the way he wears his hat.
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Redneck]]
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| * [[Fat]]
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| * [[White Trash]]
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| * [[Hank Hill]]
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| * [[AnonTalk]]
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| * [[Dips Tobacco Redneck]]
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| [[Category:People]]
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| [[Category:Chans]]
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| [[Category:2009]]
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| [[Category:Fat]]
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| [[Category:Operations]]
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