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[[Image:Joe_monkey.JPG|thumb|Joe trying to be black]]
[[Image:Joe_monkey.JPG|thumb|Joe trying to be Black]][[Image:Joe_shootout_in_the_bathroom.JPG|thumb|I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy! (including the bathroom)]]
[[Image:Joe_sensitive_guy.JPG|thumb|left|I smoke good weed bitch!]]
[[Image:Joe_shootout_in_the_bathroom.JPG|thumb|I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy! (including the bathroom)]]
[[Image:Joe_west_side.JPG|thumb|OttawOntario, OttawOntario]]
[[Image:Joe_west_side.JPG|thumb|OttawOntario, OttawOntario]]
[[Image:Cmacapella_the_guy_that_dissed_joe.JPG|thumb|Everything was fine until this guy showed up]]
[[Image:Cmacapella_the_guy_that_dissed_joe.JPG|thumb|Everything was fine until this guy showed up]]
[[Image:Joes_grill.JPG|thumb|In addition to his other many talents, Joe can also [[rootbrian|eat an apple through a fence]]]]
[[Image:Joes_grill.JPG|thumb|In addition to his other many talents, Joe can also [[rootbrian|eat an apple through a fence]]]]
[[Image:Joe_muggin.JPG|thumb|Thug life yo]]
[[Image:Doin_it_big.jpg|thumb|Uhhhhh]]
[[Image:Joe_frontin.jpg|thumb|So [[hoodrat|hood]]]]
[[Image:Joe_and_his_water_gat.jpg|thumb|I'll squirt you bitch!]]
[[Image:Joe_with_his_randy_macho_man_savage_glasses.jpg|thumb|Snap into a Slim Jim!]]
[[Image:Joe somebody.jpg|thumb|The movie based on his life; knockout fun for the whole family]]
{{quote|Oh oh oh, y'all don't even know. My favorite cookies is Oreos.|Joe Somebody}}
{{quote|Oh oh oh, y'all don't even know. My favorite cookies is Oreos.|Joe Somebody}}
<b>Joe Somebody</b>, AKA [[Chuggo]] Lite, is the latest in a long list of [[wigger|failed white rappers]]. Although much [[fail]] has already been propagated by race-confused youth in this genre, Joe manages to take it to a [[So cash|whole new level]]. Hailing from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario, [[Canadia]], Joe mangles the English language like few people can.  
<b>Joe Somebody</b>, AKA [[Chuggo]] Lite, is the latest in a long list of [[wigger|failed white rappers]]. Although much [[fail]] has already been propagated by race-confused youth in this genre, Joe manages to take it to a [[So cash|whole new level]]. Hailing from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario, [[Canadia]], Joe mangles the English language like few people can.  
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==His Career==
==His Career==
Joe was an up and coming rap juggernaut. He had the whole world at his feet. Armed with a [[Myspace]], a microphone from [[Walmart]], and a karaoke machine, Joe was tearing up the [[Internets]] with his sick ass beats. As his success skyrocketed, Joe decided to make an account over at [http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/member.php?u=80418 letsbeef.com]. He uploaded a few of his dope jams, and occasionally entered into rap "battles" with some of the other [[retards|users]] on the site. One day tragedy struck, though, as another [[wigger]] from Ottawa openly "dissed" Joe. Despite all of his big talk about "blowing holes" in peoples' chests, and throwing them "in da ocean," when it came right down to it, it turned out that Joe was just a big giant shit-talking [[pussy]]. He never returned to letsbeef.com from that day forward.
Joe was an [[ejaculation|up and coming]] rap juggernaut. He had the whole world at his feet. Armed with a [[Myspace]], a microphone from [[Walmart]], and a karaoke machine, Joe was tearing up the [[Internets]] with his [[AIDS|sick ass]] beats. As his success skyrocketed, Joe decided to make an account over at [http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/member.php?u=80418 letsbeef.com]. He uploaded a few of his dope jams, and occasionally entered into rap "battles" with some of the other [[retards|users]] on the site. One day tragedy struck, though, as another [[wigger]] from Ottawa openly "dissed" Joe. Despite all of his big talk about "blowing holes" in peoples' chests, and throwing them "in da ocean," when it came right down to it, it turned out that Joe was just a big giant shit-talking [[pussy]]. He never returned to letsbeef.com from that day forward.


==Joe's Big Break==
==Joe's Big Break==
[[Last Thursday]], a [[YouTube]] user named {{youtube2|cbappa1|cbappa1}} just happened to come across one of Joe's awesome spits on an obscure little video hosting site. He immediately recognized the immense [[fail|talent]] in this incredible [[lolcow|artist]], and quickly re-upped the video onto his YouTube channel. Needless to say, ever since that day, everyone that's come across Joe's video has been floored by this living, breathing, hip-hop [[lollercaust|powerhouse]].
[[Last Thursday]], a [[YouTube]] user named {{yt|cu|cbappa1|cbappa1}} just happened to come across one of Joe's awesome spits on an obscure little video hosting site. He immediately recognized the immense [[fail|talent]] in this incredible [[lolcow|artist]], and quickly re-upped the video onto his YouTube channel. Needless to say, ever since that day, everyone that's come across Joe's video has been floored by this living, breathing, hip-hop [[lollercaust|powerhouse]].


==Rhymes==
==Rhymes==
{{tinyquote|I'm feeling great, ate a big bowl of Frosted Flakes|Joe Somebody}}
<center>{{morphquote|JOENOBODY|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
{{tinyquote|Bam, slam, lookin' like I'm [[Peter Pan]]|Joe Somebody}}
|I'm feeling great, ate a big bowl of Frosted Flakes| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|She make my heart go boom, I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms.|Joe Somebody}}
|Bam, slam, lookin' like I'm [[Peter Pan]]| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|[[Wut|What wah-what what]]|Joe Somebody}}
|She make my heart go boom, I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms.|Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|Joe Somebody, here we go buddy|Joe Somebody}}
|[[Wut|What wah-what what]]| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|I smoke good weed bitch! I'm from muhfuckin [[Canada|Canada shit]].|Joe Somebody}}
|Joe Somebody, here we go buddy| Joe Somebody  
{{tinyquote|Y'all know what it be about, rhymin' the words straight outta my mouth, get the fuck outta my house.|Joe Somebody}}
|I smoke good weed bitch! I'm from muhfuckin [[Canada|Canada shit]].| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|[[Furry|I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves]].|Joe Somebody}}
|Y'all know what it be about, rhymin' the words straight outta my mouth, get the fuck outta my house.| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|613 boy. I carry my [[cock|toy]], everywhere I go boy.|Joe Somebody}}
|[[Furry|I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves]].| Joe Somebody
{{tinyquote|I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms, in my motherfucking bedroom, playing nintendo|Joe Somebody}}
|613 boy. I carry my [[cock|toy]], everywhere I go boy.| Joe Somebody
|I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms, in my motherfucking bedroom, playing nintendo| Joe Somebody
}}</center>
 
==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
{{cg||JOESOMEBODYPIX|center|<gallery>
Image:Joe_collage.JPG
Image:Joe_collage.JPG
Image:Joe_finger.JPG
Image:Joe_finger.JPG
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Image:Collage_of_retardation.jpg| [[Downs|Downy]]
Image:Collage_of_retardation.jpg| [[Downs|Downy]]
Image:Joe_posing_with_grafitti.jpg| "i bet i'll look more thug if i pose in front of these tags"
Image:Joe_posing_with_grafitti.jpg| "i bet i'll look more thug if i pose in front of these tags"
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Joe_bad_ass.jpg|"I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves."
Image:Joe_bad_ass.jpg|"I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves."
Image:Bitches_don't_know_bout_my_bathroom.jpg| [[Bitches don't know]] about my bathroom
Image:Bitches_don't_know_bout_my_bathroom.jpg| [[Bitches don't know]] about my bathroom
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Image:Joe SomebodFFFUUU.JPG| There's just something about Joe that makes us rage.
Image:Joe SomebodFFFUUU.JPG| There's just something about Joe that makes us rage.
Image:heyhomeh1.png| He's already done it once.
Image:heyhomeh1.png| He's already done it once.
</gallery></center>
Image:Doin_it_big.jpg|Uhhhhh
Image:Joe_frontin.jpg|So ghetto
Image:Joe_and_his_water_gat.jpg|I'll squirt you bitch!
Image:Joe_with_his_randy_macho_man_savage_glasses.jpg|Snap into a Slim Jim!
<!>Image:Joe somebody.jpg|The movie based on his life; knockout fun for the whole family<!>
Image:Joe_sensitive_guy.JPG|I smoke good weed bitch...
Image:Joe_muggin.JPG|Thug life yo!
</gallery>}}


==Related Articles==
==Related Articles==
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*'''[http://twitter.com/JoeSomebody613 Joe's Twitter account]''' follow Joe Somebody! Chea.
*'''[http://twitter.com/JoeSomebody613 Joe's Twitter account]''' follow Joe Somebody! Chea.
*{{myspace|401945320|Joe's MySpace}} Only three friends.  So [[ronery]].
*{{myspace|401945320|Joe's MySpace}} Only three friends.  So [[ronery]].
*{{youtube2|jsb613|jsb613}}
*{{yt|cu|jsb613|jsb613}}
*<s>{{youtube2|joesomebody541|joesomebody541}}</s> Closed
*<s>{{yt|cu|joesomebody541|joesomebody541}}</s> Closed
*{{youtube2|ot613rep|ot613rep}}
*{{yt|cu|ot613rep|ot613rep}}
*<b>[http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/gopgorpog His ourstage.com account]</b>
*<b>[http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/gopgorpog His ourstage.com account]</b>
*<b>[http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/member.php?u=80418 His letsbeef.com account]</b>
*<b>[http://www.letsbeef.com/forums/member.php?u=80418 His letsbeef.com account]</b>
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{{Timeline|Featured article June 12, [[2009]]|[[Jeni Ann]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pretty Cool Guy]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article June 12, [[2009]]|[[Jeni Ann]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Pretty Cool Guy]]}}
[[Category:Music]]

Latest revision as of 09:22, 13 January 2023

Joe trying to be Black
I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy! (including the bathroom)
OttawOntario, OttawOntario
Everything was fine until this guy showed up
In addition to his other many talents, Joe can also eat an apple through a fence
   
“ 		 
Oh oh oh, y'all don't even know. My favorite cookies is Oreos.
  		„
  		 

—Joe Somebody

Joe Somebody, AKA Chuggo Lite, is the latest in a long list of failed white rappers. Although much fail has already been propagated by race-confused youth in this genre, Joe manages to take it to a whole new level. Hailing from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia, Joe mangles the English language like few people can.

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His Career

Joe was an up and coming rap juggernaut. He had the whole world at his feet. Armed with a Myspace, a microphone from Walmart, and a karaoke machine, Joe was tearing up the Internets with his sick ass beats. As his success skyrocketed, Joe decided to make an account over at letsbeef.com. He uploaded a few of his dope jams, and occasionally entered into rap "battles" with some of the other users on the site. One day tragedy struck, though, as another wigger from Ottawa openly "dissed" Joe. Despite all of his big talk about "blowing holes" in peoples' chests, and throwing them "in da ocean," when it came right down to it, it turned out that Joe was just a big giant shit-talking pussy. He never returned to letsbeef.com from that day forward.

Joe's Big Break

Last Thursday, a YouTube user named cbappa1 just happened to come across one of Joe's awesome spits on an obscure little video hosting site. He immediately recognized the immense talent in this incredible artist, and quickly re-upped the video onto his YouTube channel. Needless to say, ever since that day, everyone that's come across Joe's video has been floored by this living, breathing, hip-hop powerhouse.

Rhymes

   
“ 		 
I'm feeling great, ate a big bowl of Frosted Flakes
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
Bam, slam, lookin' like I'm Peter Pan
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
She make my heart go boom, I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms.
  		„
  		 

—Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
What wah-what what
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
Joe Somebody, here we go buddy
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
I smoke good weed bitch! I'm from muhfuckin Canada shit.
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
Y'all know what it be about, rhymin' the words straight outta my mouth, get the fuck outta my house.
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves.
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
613 boy. I carry my toy, everywhere I go boy.
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

   
“ 		 
I just ate an ounce of shrooms, shrooms, in my motherfucking bedroom, playing nintendo
  		„
  		 

— Joe Somebody

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery

  • Rappin' in da baffroom
    Rappin' in da baffroom
  • "oh shit bitch"
    "oh shit bitch"
  • "i wih somebody would 187 him"
    "i wih somebody would 187 him"
  • "i no im not the worst"
    "i no im not the worst"
  • Downy
    Downy
  • "i bet i'll look more thug if i pose in front of these tags"
    "i bet i'll look more thug if i pose in front of these tags"
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • "I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves."
    "I was born in the motherfuckin' jungle man, with gorillas, lions, bears, and wolves."
  • Bitches don't know about my bathroom
    Bitches don't know about my bathroom
  • Moar bathroom thuggin
    Moar bathroom thuggin
  • It's not lit, stupid.
    It's not lit, stupid.
  • "oh noes, I can't see"
    "oh noes, I can't see"
  • A challenger appears
    A challenger appears
  • There's just something about Joe that makes us rage.
    There's just something about Joe that makes us rage.
  • He's already done it once.
    He's already done it once.
  • Uhhhhh
    Uhhhhh
  • So ghetto
    So ghetto
  • I'll squirt you bitch!
    I'll squirt you bitch!
  • Snap into a Slim Jim!
    Snap into a Slim Jim!
  • I smoke good weed bitch...
    I smoke good weed bitch...
  • Thug life yo!
    Thug life yo!

Related Articles

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