There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these '''Conspiracy Theories''', are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser.
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
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Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
