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'''Bernie Sanders'''{{jew}} (or '''B.S.''') is a batshit insane [[Communism|Communist]] [[Jew]] and [[Amerifat|American]] politician who represents the [[over 9,000|9,615]]-square mile patch of [[Socialist|progressive]] inanity that is [[Vermont|Vermont.]] Sanders is the product of a Communist experiment to develop a socialist clone of Larry David whose goal is to break up banks and corporations.  After having served nearly a quarter of a century in federal office, a demented Sanders developed delusions of grandeur, and announced a 2016 presidential candidacy, apparently believing America was ready to elect a senile socialist septuagenarian to the White House.


{{center|<big>'''[[Bernie Sanders|((( &nbsp; FREE SHIT LMAO &nbsp; )))]]'''</big>}}
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]]  who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
 
 
{{center|<big>'''[[Klaus Schwab|(( EAT ZE BUGS ))]]'''</big>}}

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Klaus Schwab


Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.


(( EAT ZE BUGS ))
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