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[[Image:Kill it with fire scorpio.gif|thumb|Kill it with fire!]]
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[[Image:Killitwithfire.jpeg|thumb|Burning fags since before you were born.]]
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[[Image:Middle_finger_bomb.jpg|thumb|How to kill it with fire (for beginners).]]
[[Image:Dawn_of_the_Dead_Kill_It_With_Fire_Smaller.jpg|thumb|The only thing worse than a zombie is a ZOMBIE ON FIRE.]]
[[Image:Holyfuckinasscrackers noneditedepicvolcanoexplosion.jpg|thumb|killing faggots the old fashion way]]


Since [[Last Thursday|time immemorial]], man has used fire as an easy, effective tool for the disposal of black person and, as they are certainly not excluded, [[Jews|unwanted people]].
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You can't really trace down the exact point in time when fire [[pwn|pwnage]] began, simply because it was invented [[At_least_100|at least 100 years ago]] by our [[Nazi|spiritual forebearers]].
Since time immemorial, man has used fire as a lulzy tool for the correction of [[niggers]] and [[Jews]].
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In the world of [[Pokemon]], Charizard is well known for pwning its enemies with fire. However since Pokemon is [[unfunny]], fire can be [[shit nobody cares about|pwned with water, which can be pwned with electricity, which can be pwned with ground, which can be pwned with grass, which can be pwned... WITH FIRE!]]
==Why Fire?==


== It's Been Around Forever. ==
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Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. 
[[File:Fire_icon.png|100px]]<br><br><br>KILL IT WITH FIRE</div>
Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out.
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People who were killed with fire include:
*Robo [[Jews]] ([[south park]])
*[[Jews]] ([[Lollercaust]])
*[[Fags]]
*[[Niggers|African Americans]]
*[[You]]
*[[Japan|Japs]] (in their case nuclear fire)
*[[Atheists]]
*[[Fucktards]]
*[[Goths]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Cats]]
*[[Emos]]
*[[Weeaboos]]
*[[Christians]]
*[[Gentlemen|Spies]]
*Every convicted or confessed [[Harry Potter]] fueled witch from the Salem witch trials.
*[[bitch|Joan of Arc]] was burned alive because she was convicted of blasphemy. Proving once again that when you try to tell people about god, you should be killed with fire.
*Staypuft marshmallow man was burned to death by no less than four positron beams.  His only crime?  Being a [[fatty]].
*Joe Chapman
*[[Your Mom]]
*Beyond Birthday
 
Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to [[GTFO]] or those who were just blatantly [[doing it wrong]].
 
== Why Fire? ==
{{quote|The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.|[[George Carlin]]}}
{{quote|The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.|[[George Carlin]]}}


Well, it's quite simple; fire makes killing people [[lulzy]]. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of [[Furfags]] die in a blaze of glory or seeing that [[Goth]] [[Bitch]] who claims to have majikal control over flames get what she had been [[asking for it|asking for]]... and then burning her.
Fire makes killing people [[lulzy]]. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of [[Furfags]] die in a blaze of glory or seeing that [[Goth]] [[Bitch]] who claims to have magical control over flames get what she had been [[asking for it|asking for]]... and then burning her.
 
Hell, it also makes a good warning sign to others if you go ahead and burn them on your own property or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|wherever their kind aren't welcome]].  Nothing says, "Stay off of my lawn, nigger!" Like the smoldering corpse of his thieving brother.
 
==The PS3 Version==
 
[[Image:KillItWithFirePS3.jpg|thumb|<s>The long awaited PS3 title, due for release [[sup_dawg|x]]-mas 2009.</s> GAME'S OUT, GO GET IT]]
 
The [[British]] game developer [[Barrel_Roll|Uncle Andross]] announced in early August that they plan to release Kill It With Fire for the PS3 just in time for the 2009 holiday season. A trailer will most likely be posted to [[JewTube|Youtube]] sometime in the coming weeks. Although some [[you|gamers]] will [[lie|not like this game]], the most [[Gamestop|reliable sources]] have speculated that the majority of them are [[Happy_Snake| happy to learn of the new title]].
 
Kill It With Fire chronicles the adventures of [[you|some guy]] as he journeys through [[Mario|eight magical worlds]] killing shit with fire and [[rape|reaping the rewards of being stronger than all of the womanz he encounters]]. As he earns moar [[Final_Fantasy|xp]] he learns new and useful [[rape|abilities]]. All in all, [[pretty_cool_guy|he's a pretty cool guy. eh kills it with fire and doesn't afraid of anything]].


{{quote|Does this game be played on Xbox360 too?!|[[360_Kid|360 Kid]]}}
Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out. Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to [[GTFO]] or those who were just blatantly [[Doing it wrong|doing it wrong]]. Of course, not everyone got to be part of the fun; people who still need to be killed with fire include:


{{quote|The best feature of our game is its unprecedented USB functionality. For the first time in the history of the universe gamers will actually be able to... [[USB_Cable|I'll show you later]]|Uncle Andross}}
[[image:Kill it with fire scorpio.gif|180px|right]]


== Steps to Killing someone with Fire ==
* [[Jews]]
[[Image:onlyukiwf.jpg|thumb|right]]
* [[South Park|Robo-Jews]]
#Pick your prey.
* [[Fags]]
#If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
* [[Niggers]]: Assuming they don't steal your fire first
#Set them ablaze with <strike>matches</strike> <strike>NAPALM</strike> any source of ignition.
* [[You]]: Don't forget to tape it
#Sit back and enjoy the <strike>show</strike> screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning a 'Merican) catches light.
* [[Japan]]: Nuclear fire in their case
#[[????]]
* [[Atheists]]: Their neck beards are ultra-flammable.
#[[Profit!]]
* [[Goths]]
 
* [[Furries]]
==Videos==
* [[Cats]]
 
* [[Emos]]
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* [[Weeaboos]]
|<youtube>eGbucSjSLDw</youtube>
* [[Team Fortress 2|Spies]]
|<youtube>jMq9Gh2Htz0</youtube>
* [[Ghostbusters|''Staypuft Marshmallow Man'']] for being a [[fatty]].
|<youtube>90-RBTkJTek</youtube>
* The Thing
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==Kill it with... SPOON!==
==Steps to Killing someone with Fire==
<center><youtube>9VDvgL58h_Y</youtube></center>
# Pick your prey.
# If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
# Set them ablaze with, matches, napalm, or any source of ignition (preferably a flamethrower).
# Sit back and enjoy the show screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning an [[American]]) catches light.
# [[???]]
# [[PROFIT]]


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Mudkip_fire_copy.jpg |mudkip can also kill it with fire
File:Fuck The Harpoons.jpg
File:Kill it with fire!.jpg
Image:Killitwithfire.jpeg
Image:Killitwithfire3.jpg
Image:Middle_finger_bomb.jpg
Image:Dawn_of_the_Dead_Kill_It_With_Fire_Smaller.jpg|The only thing worse than a zombie is a ZOMBIE ON FIRE
Image:Si fire.jpg|Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.
Image:Si fire.jpg|Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.
Image:Atlas_ruining_furries_by_flyingdebris.jpg|Furries can only be killed with fire.
Image:Atlas_ruining_furries_by_flyingdebris.jpg|Furries can only be killed with fire.
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Image:Kill it with fire cat.jpg|Silly [[fire|flame]] thrower can't hurt kitty.
Image:Kill it with fire cat.jpg|Silly [[fire|flame]] thrower can't hurt kitty.
Image:Ifallelsefailskillitwithifire.png|[[Nintendo]] fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it
Image:Ifallelsefailskillitwithifire.png|[[Nintendo]] fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it
Image:Motivatingfire.jpeg|As if you needed more motivation.
Image:Motivatingfire.jpeg|Dungeon Master II has the right idea.
Image:Fire Window Fall.gif|Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably.
Image:Fire Window Fall.gif|Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably.
Image:The_Cannoness_by_IronShrineMaiden.gif|Kililng it with fire can be akin to [[i came|orgasm]] for the [[Warhammer 40,000|Sisters of Battle]].
Image:The_Cannoness_by_IronShrineMaiden.gif|Kililng it with fire can be akin to [[i came|orgasm]] for the [[Warhammer 40,000|Sisters of Battle]].
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Image:nowfire.jpg|Charlie? Kill him with fire.
Image:nowfire.jpg|Charlie? Kill him with fire.
Image:28-days.jpg|Kill teh Infected with fire.
Image:28-days.jpg|Kill teh Infected with fire.
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File:Mudkip_fire_copy.jpg|[[Mudkip]] lieks to kill with fire too
File:PS3 game KILL IT WITH FIRE.jpg|[[The game]]
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==Videos==
{{fv|starvids|background-color: White;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>jMq9Gh2Htz0</youtube>
'''Not to be confused with [[Anonymous|Ghost Rider]].
|<youtube>Bje_8Y7KUfM</youtube>
'''Prime Example of Something That Should Be Killed With Fire
|<youtube>9VDvgL58h_Y</youtube>
'''Kill it with... SPOON!
|<youtube>eGbucSjSLDw</youtube><br>
|<youtube>90-RBTkJTek</youtube><br>
}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Death]]
*[[Fire]]
*[[Fire]]
*[[Death]]
*[[zippocat|Zippocat was killed with fire]]
*[[Olympic Flame]]
*[[Olympic Flame]]
*[[Pyromania]]
*[[Sirtom93]]
*[[Sirtom93]]
*[http://www.tnaflix.com/squirting-videos/Piss-High-pressure-squirt/video74069 (NSFW) How to extinguish a fire]
*[[zippocat]]
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://www.tnaflix.com/piss-videos/Piss-High-pressure-squirt/video74069 How to extinguish a fire]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 03:32, 13 February 2023


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Since time immemorial, man has used fire as a lulzy tool for the correction of niggers and Jews.


Why Fire?




KILL IT WITH FIRE
   
“ 		 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
  		„
  		 

—George Carlin

Fire makes killing people lulzy. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of Furfags die in a blaze of glory or seeing that Goth Bitch who claims to have magical control over flames get what she had been asking for... and then burning her.

Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out. Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to GTFO or those who were just blatantly doing it wrong. Of course, not everyone got to be part of the fun; people who still need to be killed with fire include:

Steps to Killing someone with Fire

  1. Pick your prey.
  2. If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
  3. Set them ablaze with, matches, napalm, or any source of ignition (preferably a flamethrower).
  4. Sit back and enjoy the show screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning an American) catches light.
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT

Gallery

  • The only thing worse than a zombie is a ZOMBIE ON FIRE
    The only thing worse than a zombie is a ZOMBIE ON FIRE
  • Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.
    Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.
  • Furries can only be killed with fire.
    Furries can only be killed with fire.
  • Kill it with fire desu!
    Kill it with fire desu!
  • Silly flame thrower can't hurt kitty.
    Silly flame thrower can't hurt kitty.
  • Nintendo fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it
    Nintendo fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it
  • Dungeon Master II has the right idea.
    Dungeon Master II has the right idea.
  • Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably.
    Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably.
  • Kililng it with fire can be akin to orgasm for the Sisters of Battle.
    Kililng it with fire can be akin to orgasm for the Sisters of Battle.
  • Killing it with fire is a good way to make friends!
    Killing it with fire is a good way to make friends!
  • Rock... Paper... FLAMETHROWER!!!
    Rock... Paper... FLAMETHROWER!!!
  • Charlie? Kill him with fire.
    Charlie? Kill him with fire.
  • Kill teh Infected with fire.
    Kill teh Infected with fire.
  • Mudkip lieks to kill with fire too
    Mudkip lieks to kill with fire too
  • The game
    The game

Videos

Not to be confused with Ghost Rider.

Prime Example of Something That Should Be Killed With Fire

Kill it with... SPOON!



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See Also

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