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'''BlackBerry''' is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company ''[[Rim|Research In Motion]]''. Initially embraced by the [[srs bzns|business sector]] due its robust [[OS]] and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the [[Tween|youth]] market for the purposes of [[London Riots 2011|arranging social activities]] and [[sexting|amateur photography]]. The devices are now considered paperweights due to the company ending support by shutting down any remaining servers dedicated to legacy functions for these outdated phones, and focusing on their cybersecurity business. | |||
[[File:Blackberry.png|center|Typical Blackberry]] | [[File:Blackberry.png|center|Typical Blackberry]] | ||
==Blackberry World== | |||
Applications for Blackberry devices are available through ''Blackberry World'', a system most users {{citation|Who?}} almost unbelieveably describe as 'making the [[Apple|iStore]] a viable option'. The pricing of individual applications is seemingly arbitrary, ranging from pennies to hundreds of dollars, although these figures pale in comparison to the $240,000 figure asked by Britfag fashion designer [http://tinyurl.com/o828jvo Alexander Amosu] for a diamond-encrusted ''Curve 8900''. The Blackberry has no games. In early 2022, the store shut down permanently to no one's surprise, as people have moved on to [[Iphone|iPhones]] and [[Android]] devices. | |||
== YouTube == | == YouTube == | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Cell phone]] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Cell phone]]<br /> | ||
*[[Linux for niggers]] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Linux for niggers]]<br /> | ||
*[[UK Lootfest 2011]] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[UK Lootfest 2011]]<br /> | ||
*[[Who was phone]]? | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [[Who was phone]]? | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[http://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/aug/08/london-riots-facebook-twitter-blackberry London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/aug/08/london-riots-facebook-twitter-blackberry London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role]<br /> | ||
*[http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/aug/08/london-riots-blackberry-messenger-looting London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role'] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/aug/08/london-riots-blackberry-messenger-looting London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role']<br /> | ||
*[http://www.wired.com/business/2011/08/blackberry-london-riots/ Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.wired.com/business/2011/08/blackberry-london-riots/ Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?]<br /> | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots 2011 England riots (TOW)] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [https://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/14/blackberry_snooping/ BlackBerry update bursting with spyware]<br /> | ||
*[http://thenextweb.com/me/2010/08/28/5-countries-that-will-or-have-banned-blackberry/ 5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots 2011 England riots (TOW)]<br /> | ||
*[http://www.aljazeera.com/focus/2010/08/20108516113706244.html Behind the Blackberry ban • What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://thenextweb.com/me/2010/08/28/5-countries-that-will-or-have-banned-blackberry/ 5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry]<br /> | ||
*[http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/fullcover.cms?keyword=BlackBerry%20Ban Blackberry Ban] | [[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://www.aljazeera.com/focus/2010/08/20108516113706244.html Behind the Blackberry ban • What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?]<br /> | ||
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] [http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/fullcover.cms?keyword=BlackBerry%20Ban Blackberry Ban]<br> | |||
[[File:Blackberry_Notification_Spark.png|6px|(*)]] Despite declining numbers, RIM [http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/tech-news/how-blackberry-blew-off-bieber-and-other-tales-of-decline/article15786354/ rejected Justin Bieber], along with his faggotry.<br> | |||
[[Category:Canada]] | [[Category:Canada]] | ||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | |||
[[Category:Galleries]] | |||
{{Digital Media}} | {{Digital Media}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:45, 24 February 2023
BlackBerry is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company Research In Motion. Initially embraced by the business sector due its robust OS and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the youth market for the purposes of arranging social activities and amateur photography. The devices are now considered paperweights due to the company ending support by shutting down any remaining servers dedicated to legacy functions for these outdated phones, and focusing on their cybersecurity business.
Blackberry World
Applications for Blackberry devices are available through Blackberry World, a system most users [Who?] almost unbelieveably describe as 'making the iStore a viable option'. The pricing of individual applications is seemingly arbitrary, ranging from pennies to hundreds of dollars, although these figures pale in comparison to the $240,000 figure asked by Britfag fashion designer Alexander Amosu for a diamond-encrusted Curve 8900. The Blackberry has no games. In early 2022, the store shut down permanently to no one's surprise, as people have moved on to iPhones and Android devices.
YouTube
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Gallery
See also
Cell phone
Linux for niggers
UK Lootfest 2011
Who was phone?
External links
London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role
London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role'
Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?
BlackBerry update bursting with spyware
2011 England riots (TOW)
5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry
Behind the Blackberry ban • What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?
Blackberry Ban
Despite declining numbers, RIM rejected Justin Bieber, along with his faggotry.
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