- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
KittyKaiti: Difference between revisions
imported>Oliver Hart |
imported>VX No edit summary |
||
(4 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File: | {{quote|Someone previously in the thread discussed my Encyclopedia Dramatica article and stated that I was a racist. First of all, how can you believe anything you read on a site dedicated to in-jokes, internet memes, cyber terrorism, satire and parody?|'''Kittykaiti''' - '' on ED and its supposed unreliability for internet culture'}} | ||
KittyKaiti is | {{quote|If you wish to know more about me, I have a Myspace profile and an Encyclopedia Dramatica article.|'''Kittykaiti''' - '' instant contradiction, refers to ED as a source on himself now''}} | ||
[[File:emodude.jpg|200px|thumb|Clear masculine features. If you like this you are [[gay]] no doubt about it.]] | |||
[[File:Literallyadude.jpg|thumb| Literally a dude being sodomized.]] | |||
[[File:Kittykaitibutthurt.jpg|thumb|kittykaiti being butthurt over religion and showing how sensitive he really is with his threats to "report offenders to the admins" in which one troll responded "go ahead and report me it will not undo your butthurt."]] | |||
KittyKaiti is an anorexic [[trap]] [[camwhore]], who looks like an emo dude, that appeared on the chans in January 2008. He goes primarily by the name "kittyKaiti" but also has a nickname, "cockbunny". This slut is 24 years old and currently has tiny delicious flatchest titties that should appeal to any [[faggot]] or [[paedophile]]. He currently resides in upstate New York. He also has a massive boner for [[Line Trap]] (Bailey Jay), Nickychan, Natalie, and [[Darktrap]]. | |||
==Origin== | ==Origin== | ||
Estimated to be around midnight [[Last Thursday]] (sometime in mid January 2008), [[4chan]] raided cam4.com, home of [[Sweet Eva]]. Their target was a [[trap]] camwhore going by the name of kittyKaiti. Instantly, 4chan raiders blurted out their usual new[[faggotry]] and [[fail]] such as "/b/" and "4chan.org". KittyKaiti quickly caught on to what was happening and adapted to the stupidity and posts on 4chan/b/, 4chan/x/ and tranchan/tg/. | Estimated to be around midnight [[Last Thursday]] (sometime in mid January 2008), [[4chan]] raided cam4.com, home of [[Sweet Eva]]. Their target was a [[trap]] camwhore going by the name of kittyKaiti. Instantly, 4chan raiders blurted out their usual new[[faggotry]] and [[fail]] such as "/b/" and "4chan.org". KittyKaiti quickly caught on to what was happening and adapted to the stupidity and posts on 4chan/b/, 4chan/x/ and tranchan/tg/. He formerly posted on trapchan and had his own board before the site crapped out and now currently posts on 7chan/di/. | ||
==Ultimate Trap Whore?== | ==Ultimate Trap Whore?== | ||
Learning that [[Anon]]s have an affinity for traps, kittyKaiti did what any [[whore]] would. | Learning that [[Anon]]s have an affinity for traps, kittyKaiti did what any [[whore]] would. He posted himself all over the chans and gained a status among the traps. He just may have whored his way to the top of the list of biggest sluts. Many photos and videos of Kaiti are found all over the internets. He is not a virgin and most likely has fucked [[over 9000]] times. His videos depict what every /b/tard wants in life, a dirty trap whore that likes everything and anything. KittyKaiti is into bondage, [[BDSM]], [[bukkake]], [[Wet and Messy Fetishism|Wet And Messy]] and probably anything else you could throw at him. He states he is <s>lesbian</s> bi curious lesbian and has been known to fuck niggers. | ||
{{quote|The bondage vid was painful to make. I tied myself up for reals and didn't have scissors or something standing by. I had to escape by myself. It hurt, I cried toward the end.|kittyKaiti talking about fucking up during self-bondage}} | {{quote|The bondage vid was painful to make. I tied myself up for reals and didn't have scissors or something standing by. I had to escape by myself. It hurt, I cried toward the end.|kittyKaiti talking about fucking up during self-bondage}} | ||
{{quote|My fantasy would be to have like a 999 guys cum on me in a huge bukkake and then cum on myself as the 1,000th load.|kittyKaiti on | {{quote|My fantasy would be to have like a 999 guys cum on me in a huge bukkake and then cum on myself as the 1,000th load.|kittyKaiti on his world record goals}} | ||
==Where Can I Hit This== | ==Where Can I Hit This== | ||
If you are into underweight trannies, you can find | If you are into underweight trannies, you can find him almost anywhere. He has a <s>[[Yahoo]] IM, [[AIM|AOL]], [[MSN]]</s>, [[MySpace]], xPeeps, Cam4, HungAngels, <s>TSDating, Birch Place, [[AnoniDate]]</s> and Utherverse RLC. KittyKaiti lives in the United States and his Myspace profile states Newburgh, New York. Kaiti has recently appeared on sites such as Transladyboy Forums, Hung Devils, xTube, Sony Playstation Forums, Playstation Home Today social network, Flickr and ImLive.com (where he whores himself for money). He can also be found on Sony Playstation Home as "kittykaiti". LOL PSN FAIL. You can also now find him on Grooby's Shemale Yum following in the footsteps of Line Trap. | ||
==The Cancer Killing Kaiti== | ==The Cancer Killing Kaiti== | ||
Like with any camwhore, Anons become tired and weary of their bullshit and move on to find new and hotter sources of fapping material. KittyKaiti suddenly disappeared from the internets for quite a while due to a decaying health condition of severe unintentional weight loss, dropping from 140 pounds to 110, with doctors remaining puzzled as to why. Theories existed including [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]], which as of yet neither have popped up in testing. Kaiti also has a thyroid disorder including possibly cancerous growths in | Like with any camwhore, Anons become tired and weary of their bullshit and move on to find new and hotter sources of fapping material. KittyKaiti suddenly disappeared from the internets for quite a while due to a decaying health condition of severe unintentional weight loss, dropping from 140 pounds to 110, with doctors remaining puzzled as to why. Theories existed including [[AIDS]] and [[cancer]], which as of yet neither have popped up in testing. Kaiti also has a thyroid disorder including possibly cancerous growths in his neck (thyroid nodules). Whether or not any of these problems were caused by his nymphomaniac past, remains unknown. Regardless of his health condition, Kaiti has managed to continue whoring himself on the internet and recently has reappeared on both Cam4.com and ImLive.com and has somehow managed to retain his attractiveness on webcam. Even in the face of potentially serious illness, some sluts don't ever stop. '''UPDATE:''' He has regained weight due to switching hormones and has become quite fappable. '''UPDATE 2015:''' Back to being anorexic. | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Kaiti: | Kaiti: | ||
*Plans to get the hatchet wound. | *Plans to get the hatchet wound. | ||
*Hates | *Hates his penis. | ||
*Owns a police car. | *Owns a police car. | ||
*Is a raidfag and regularly trolls. | *Is a raidfag and regularly trolls. | ||
*Is hardcore Atheist. | *Is hardcore [[Atheist]] who blames religion for his fucked up life. | ||
*Is borderline anorexic. | *Is borderline anorexic. | ||
*When it comes to sex, | *When it comes to sex, he draws the line at: scat, furries, and animals. (sad, really) '''UPDATE 2015:''' Anything goes now. | ||
* | *He <s>'''LOVES'''</s> '''HATES''' Lady Gaga. | ||
*He gets really angry if you point out that he's not a real [[tranny]] and that he only appeals to paedophiles and [[faggots]] who do not enjoy womanly characteristics such as [[boobs]]. | |||
*Rage quitted from the internet for some time because of this removing many of his porn videos before realizing that he only knows how to cocksuck for a living and swiftly returned to the interwebs to camwhore some more. | |||
*Cried over ED saying he [[truth|fucked animals]] and sucked off an ED admin to get that comment removed back in 2009. | |||
==How to troll== | |||
Trolling [[trannies]] is easy and trolling kittykaiti is even easier since he has all the typical mental issues of a tranny and then some. | |||
*Point out how he is a [[twink|feminine dude]] with his flat chest. | |||
*Mention that atheist states in history have killed more than any religion ergo atheists have killed more than religious people and thereby by this logic he should hate atheism. | |||
*Remind him of that time he let his dog fuck him despite his best attempts to try and convince everyone he is not into [[bestiality]]. | |||
*Tell him that this Encyclopedia article really isn't a fanpage for him and that his [[ego]] is obstructing his vision. | |||
*Remind him that he will only ever make a living [[cocksucking|sucking cocks]] and camwhoring and maybe next time he'll think twice before [[rage quitting]] the interwebs again. | |||
*Point out that he can't really be a transsexual troll when he is so sensitive to forum postings and creates entire paragraphs ranting over some random dude's post about how he looks like a [[fact|twink in a wig]]. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Line 35: | Line 52: | ||
File:Kaiti Hardcore 2.jpg|Kaiti Goes Pro. | File:Kaiti Hardcore 2.jpg|Kaiti Goes Pro. | ||
File:Kaiti Camwhoring for 4chan.jpg|Kaiti camwhoring for /b/. | File:Kaiti Camwhoring for 4chan.jpg|Kaiti camwhoring for /b/. | ||
File:Kaiti Likes Cats.JPG| | File:Kaiti Likes Cats.JPG|Hhe is an avid celebrator of Caturday. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
Line 43: | Line 60: | ||
* [http://xhamster.com/movies/566181/kitty_kaiti69_quick_fap.html Faps] | * [http://xhamster.com/movies/566181/kitty_kaiti69_quick_fap.html Faps] | ||
* [http://xhamster.com/movies/546464/kitty_kaiti69_spontaneous_fap.html Faps Again] | * [http://xhamster.com/movies/546464/kitty_kaiti69_spontaneous_fap.html Faps Again] | ||
* [http://xhamster.com/movies/541006/kittykaiti_-_slime_porn.html Shows off how | * [http://xhamster.com/movies/541006/kittykaiti_-_slime_porn.html Shows off how he is part Japanese by bathing in SLIME] | ||
* [http://xhamster.com/movies/566217/kitty_kaiti_throat_fucked.html Throat Fucking] | * [http://xhamster.com/movies/566217/kitty_kaiti_throat_fucked.html Throat Fucking] | ||
* [http://xhamster.com/movies/500273/kaiti_on_cam.html Old School KK Dildo Play] | * [http://xhamster.com/movies/500273/kaiti_on_cam.html Old School KK Dildo Play] | ||
Line 63: | Line 80: | ||
* [http://www.tsdating.com/?s=u&u=kitty_kaiti TSDating] | * [http://www.tsdating.com/?s=u&u=kitty_kaiti TSDating] | ||
* [http://www.playstationhometoday.com/profile/KaitlynRachelSpencer Playstation Home Today] | * [http://www.playstationhometoday.com/profile/KaitlynRachelSpencer Playstation Home Today] | ||
* [http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?t=2338&page=3 forumtransladyboy] Kitty rants about religion and being accused of practising bestiality on ED. | |||
{{4chan}} | {{4chan}} | ||
{{faggotry}} | |||
[[Category: People]] | [[Category: People]] | ||
[[Category:Chans]] | [[Category:Chans]] | ||
[[Category: Faggotry]] |
Latest revision as of 22:57, 16 November 2015
—Kittykaiti - on ED and its supposed unreliability for internet culture' |
—Kittykaiti - instant contradiction, refers to ED as a source on himself now |
KittyKaiti is an anorexic trap camwhore, who looks like an emo dude, that appeared on the chans in January 2008. He goes primarily by the name "kittyKaiti" but also has a nickname, "cockbunny". This slut is 24 years old and currently has tiny delicious flatchest titties that should appeal to any faggot or paedophile. He currently resides in upstate New York. He also has a massive boner for Line Trap (Bailey Jay), Nickychan, Natalie, and Darktrap.
Origin
Estimated to be around midnight Last Thursday (sometime in mid January 2008), 4chan raided cam4.com, home of Sweet Eva. Their target was a trap camwhore going by the name of kittyKaiti. Instantly, 4chan raiders blurted out their usual newfaggotry and fail such as "/b/" and "4chan.org". KittyKaiti quickly caught on to what was happening and adapted to the stupidity and posts on 4chan/b/, 4chan/x/ and tranchan/tg/. He formerly posted on trapchan and had his own board before the site crapped out and now currently posts on 7chan/di/.
Ultimate Trap Whore?
Learning that Anons have an affinity for traps, kittyKaiti did what any whore would. He posted himself all over the chans and gained a status among the traps. He just may have whored his way to the top of the list of biggest sluts. Many photos and videos of Kaiti are found all over the internets. He is not a virgin and most likely has fucked over 9000 times. His videos depict what every /b/tard wants in life, a dirty trap whore that likes everything and anything. KittyKaiti is into bondage, BDSM, bukkake, Wet And Messy and probably anything else you could throw at him. He states he is lesbian bi curious lesbian and has been known to fuck niggers.
—kittyKaiti talking about fucking up during self-bondage |
—kittyKaiti on his world record goals |
Where Can I Hit This
If you are into underweight trannies, you can find him almost anywhere. He has a Yahoo IM, AOL, MSN, MySpace, xPeeps, Cam4, HungAngels, TSDating, Birch Place, AnoniDate and Utherverse RLC. KittyKaiti lives in the United States and his Myspace profile states Newburgh, New York. Kaiti has recently appeared on sites such as Transladyboy Forums, Hung Devils, xTube, Sony Playstation Forums, Playstation Home Today social network, Flickr and ImLive.com (where he whores himself for money). He can also be found on Sony Playstation Home as "kittykaiti". LOL PSN FAIL. You can also now find him on Grooby's Shemale Yum following in the footsteps of Line Trap.
The Cancer Killing Kaiti
Like with any camwhore, Anons become tired and weary of their bullshit and move on to find new and hotter sources of fapping material. KittyKaiti suddenly disappeared from the internets for quite a while due to a decaying health condition of severe unintentional weight loss, dropping from 140 pounds to 110, with doctors remaining puzzled as to why. Theories existed including AIDS and cancer, which as of yet neither have popped up in testing. Kaiti also has a thyroid disorder including possibly cancerous growths in his neck (thyroid nodules). Whether or not any of these problems were caused by his nymphomaniac past, remains unknown. Regardless of his health condition, Kaiti has managed to continue whoring himself on the internet and recently has reappeared on both Cam4.com and ImLive.com and has somehow managed to retain his attractiveness on webcam. Even in the face of potentially serious illness, some sluts don't ever stop. UPDATE: He has regained weight due to switching hormones and has become quite fappable. UPDATE 2015: Back to being anorexic.
Fun Facts
Kaiti:
- Plans to get the hatchet wound.
- Hates his penis.
- Owns a police car.
- Is a raidfag and regularly trolls.
- Is hardcore Atheist who blames religion for his fucked up life.
- Is borderline anorexic.
- When it comes to sex, he draws the line at: scat, furries, and animals. (sad, really) UPDATE 2015: Anything goes now.
- He
LOVESHATES Lady Gaga. - He gets really angry if you point out that he's not a real tranny and that he only appeals to paedophiles and faggots who do not enjoy womanly characteristics such as boobs.
- Rage quitted from the internet for some time because of this removing many of his porn videos before realizing that he only knows how to cocksuck for a living and swiftly returned to the interwebs to camwhore some more.
- Cried over ED saying he fucked animals and sucked off an ED admin to get that comment removed back in 2009.
How to troll
Trolling trannies is easy and trolling kittykaiti is even easier since he has all the typical mental issues of a tranny and then some.
- Point out how he is a feminine dude with his flat chest.
- Mention that atheist states in history have killed more than any religion ergo atheists have killed more than religious people and thereby by this logic he should hate atheism.
- Remind him of that time he let his dog fuck him despite his best attempts to try and convince everyone he is not into bestiality.
- Tell him that this Encyclopedia article really isn't a fanpage for him and that his ego is obstructing his vision.
- Remind him that he will only ever make a living sucking cocks and camwhoring and maybe next time he'll think twice before rage quitting the interwebs again.
- Point out that he can't really be a transsexual troll when he is so sensitive to forum postings and creates entire paragraphs ranting over some random dude's post about how he looks like a twink in a wig.
Gallery
-
Kaiti Goes Pro.
-
Kaiti camwhoring for /b/.
-
Hhe is an avid celebrator of Caturday.
FAP FAP FAP Vids
- Takes 16 Inches In The Ass
- Faps
- Faps Again
- Shows off how he is part Japanese by bathing in SLIME
- Throat Fucking
- Old School KK Dildo Play
- Old School KK Dildo Play & Fisting
- Half Assed Facial
- Enjoys roommate bondage
See Also
External Links
- Public Myspace
- Cam4
- Utherverse/Red Light Center
- TSDating
- Playstation Home Today
- forumtransladyboy Kitty rants about religion and being accused of practising bestiality on ED.
KittyKaiti is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
KittyKaiti is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |