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[[image:obamaandromneygay.jpg|thumb|The 2012 elections in a nutshell.]]
[[image:obamaandromneygay.jpg|thumb|The 2012 elections in a nutshell.]]
[[Image:shitdouche.png|thumb|250px|[[South Park]] gets it right.]]
[[Image:shitdouche.png|thumb|250px|[[South Park]] gets it right.]]
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Every <s>four</s> two years '''the race for the President of the United States''' begins. While each term in office lasts four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not of governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a [[W|recent President]] who liked to set up [[Jews did WTC|false flag operations]], invade the [[Afghanistan|Middle]] [[Iraq|East]], and slaughter and rape babies as a means of gaining electoral support among [[fat]] [[White Devils|white]] [[Republican|Republicans]]. The [[Sheeple|majority of the American public]] know nothing about this, because self-censorship is forced upon [[old media|journalists]] that cover elections and wars in order to get access to campaigns and politicians, so any actual [[truth]] comes in a watered-down and bullshit-laced form. However, since [[ED|we]] aren't a bunch of [[pussies]] when it comes to reporting the [[cake|delicious drama]], here is the loldown on the election leading to declaring who is [[warhammer|Emperor of Mankind]] for the next four years. <s>Will the next Emperor be a [[Nazi|Police State]] [[President Obama|Cosby]], [[Mitt Romney|a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire]] [[Nazi|who also supports the Police State]], or [[Libertarian|Gary Johnson]] who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a [[Ralph Nader]] in these elections.</s> [[2012_Elections#OBAMA_WINS_AGAIN|'''OBAMA WON''']]. This is a timeline of the various events and trolling of the '''2012 Elections'''. Please feel free to add [[Drama|any relevant events]] on this timeline.
Every <s>four</s> two years '''the race for the President of the United States''' begins. While each term in office lasts four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not of governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a [[W|recent President]] who liked to set up [[Jews did WTC|false flag operations]], invade the [[Afghanistan|Middle]] [[Iraq|East]], and slaughter and rape babies as a means of gaining electoral support among [[fat]] [[White Devils|white]] [[Republican|Republicans]]. The [[Sheeple|majority of the American public]] know nothing about this, because self-censorship is forced upon [[old media|journalists]] that cover elections and wars in order to get access to campaigns and politicians, so any actual [[truth]] comes in a watered-down and bullshit-laced form. However, since [[ED|we]] aren't a bunch of [[pussies]] when it comes to reporting the [[cake|delicious drama]], here is the loldown on the election leading to declaring who is [[warhammer|Emperor of Mankind]] for the next four years. <s>Will the next Emperor be a [[Nazi|Police State]] [[President Obama|Cosby]], [[Mitt Romney|a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire]] [[Nazi|who also supports the Police State]], or [[Libertarian|Gary Johnson]] who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a [[Ralph Nader]] in these elections.</s> [[2012_Elections#OBAMA_WINS_AGAIN|'''OBAMA WON''']]. This is a timeline of the various events and trolling of the '''2012 Elections'''. Please feel free to add [[Drama|any relevant events]] on this timeline.
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===Obama's Benghazi Gate===
===Obama's Benghazi Gate===
[[Republicans]] have been [[butthurt]] about the attack on the Libyan Embassy since it has happened. [[Fox News]] has devoted most of its programming to covering this blazing scandal, even after everyone stopped caring about it. This [[butthurt]] has only increased as [http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2012/10/cia-agents-confirm-obama-told-them-not-to-aid-ambassador-chris-stevens-the-white-house-disinformation-campaign-on-libya-2445322.html more true/fake information] about this incident has come out. One of the more [[Rage|vehement]] members of the butthurt patrol includes Senator [[Ron Paul|Rand Paul]] who issued [http://paul.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=628 this statement] about how [[Nazi|Police State]] [[Obama|Cosby]] can't even do his job right as commander-in-chief. So eventually as more information comes out, it will be apparent that there was some conspiracy about this, such as "did [[Obama|we]] intentionally let those four people in the embassy die?" Though [[ED]] knew that this was a [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Innocence_of_Muslims#Is_there_a_conspiracy_behind_this_plot.3F conspiracy since the beginning].
[[Republicans]] have been [[butthurt]] about the attack on the Libyan Embassy since it has happened. [[Fox News]] has devoted most of its programming to covering this blazing scandal, even after everyone stopped caring about it. This [[butthurt]] has only increased as [http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2012/10/cia-agents-confirm-obama-told-them-not-to-aid-ambassador-chris-stevens-the-white-house-disinformation-campaign-on-libya-2445322.html more true/fake information] about this incident has come out. One of the more [[Rage|vehement]] members of the butthurt patrol includes Senator [[Ron Paul|Rand Paul]] who issued [http://paul.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=628 this statement] about how [[Nazi|Police State]] [[Obama|Cosby]] can't even do his job right as commander-in-chief. So eventually as more information comes out, it will be apparent that there was some conspiracy about this, such as "did [[Obama|we]] intentionally let those four people in the embassy die?" Though [[ED]] knew that this was a [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Innocence_of_Muslims#Is_there_a_conspiracy_behind_this_plot.3F conspiracy since the beginning].


Obviously, this [[drama|story]] might not make much of a difference this election since the [[Old Media|corporate media]] loves [[Nazi|Police State]] [[Obama|Cosby]]'s dick so much, [[Fox News|with one major exception]], [[Old Media|they]] will overlook this fact until impeachment procedures begin, which they never will. <s>That is assuming of course, Police State Cosby wins this election despite [[Democracy|rampant election fraud]]</s>.
Obviously, this [[drama|story]] might not make much of a difference this election since the [[Old Media|corporate media]] loves [[Nazi|Police State]] [[Obama|Cosby]]'s dick so much, [[Fox News|with one major exception]], [[Old Media|they]] will overlook this fact until impeachment procedures begin, which they never will. <s>That is assuming of course, Police State Cosby wins this election despite [[Democracy|rampant election fraud]]</s>.


===Second 3rd Party Debate===
===Second 3rd Party Debate===
[[Shit nobody cares about|You probably didn't hear about it]], but it did happen. You can watch the first debate [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EcaX12h46k here]. The second debate can be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqHeDxRD1k here]. These debates involve [[Libertarian]] party candidate Gary Johnson, who is basically a slightly-less [[batshit insane]] version of [[Ron Paul]], as well as [[Environmentalist|Green Party]] candidate Jill Stein, another [[batshit insane]] candidate who thinks that [[Animal Abuse|animals]] should have the same rights as humans and anything that damages the environment should be outlawed. The debates also involve the Justice Party's candidate Rocky Anderson [[Shit nobody cares about|whom no one knows or cares about]], as well as the Consitutional Party's candidate Virgil Goode, a man with no solid moral foundation (a former [[Democrat]]), who also has a [[typical]], and very annoying Southern accent. Regardless of [[lulz]] and [[drama]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] wants you to be informed about the [[no one|other people]] running for the position of [[Warhammer|Emperor of Mankind]], even if these choices will have no significance in the actual election whatsoever.
[[Shit nobody cares about|You probably didn't hear about it]], but it did happen. You can watch the first debate [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EcaX12h46k here]. The second debate can be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqHeDxRD1k here]. These debates involve [[Libertarian]] party candidate Gary Johnson, who is basically a slightly-less [[batshit insane]] version of [[Ron Paul]], as well as [[Environmentalist|Green Party]] candidate [[Jill Stein]]{{Jew}}, another [[batshit insane]] candidate who thinks that [[Animal Abuse|animals]] should have the same rights as humans and anything that damages the environment should be outlawed. The debates also involve the Justice Party's candidate Rocky Anderson [[Shit nobody cares about|whom no one knows or cares about]], as well as the Consitutional Party's candidate Virgil Goode, a man with no solid moral foundation (a former [[Democrat]]), who also has a [[typical]], and very annoying Southern accent. Regardless of [[lulz]] and [[drama]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] wants you to be informed about the [[no one|other people]] running for the position of [[Warhammer|Emperor of Mankind]], even if these choices will have no significance in the actual election whatsoever.


===OBAMA WINS===
===OBAMA WINS===
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*[http://www.inquisitr.com/397048/pregnant-arizona-woman-holly-solomon-runs-down-nearly-kills-non-voting-husband-blames-him-for-obamas-re-election/ Pregnant Arizona Woman Holly Solomon Runs Down, Nearly Kills Non-Voting Husband, Blames Him For Obama’s Re-Election]
*[http://www.inquisitr.com/397048/pregnant-arizona-woman-holly-solomon-runs-down-nearly-kills-non-voting-husband-blames-him-for-obamas-re-election/ Pregnant Arizona Woman Holly Solomon Runs Down, Nearly Kills Non-Voting Husband, Blames Him For Obama’s Re-Election]
*[http://www.kshb.com/dpp/news/Copy_of_gilbert-pd-man-run-over-by-wife-for-not-voting-knxv1352842430958 Holly Solomon, Arizona wife, accused of running over husband for not voting]
*[http://www.kshb.com/dpp/news/Copy_of_gilbert-pd-man-run-over-by-wife-for-not-voting-knxv1352842430958 Holly Solomon, Arizona wife, accused of running over husband for not voting]
==Gallery==
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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