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[[File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Even your parents had a battlestation and were kicking everyone's ASCII. Wait, is that your mom or dad?]]
[[File:Battlestation1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Typical battlestation]]


[[File:Battlestation IBM.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Big corporations have the ultimate battlestations.]]
'''Battlestation''' is a term used by [[virgins|gamers]] to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for [[penis|anything]].


Battlestation is glorified term used by gamers to describe a desktop computer setup while simultaneously boosting their egos.
<br>
These members of the PC master race look down on console peasants, losers who play games on an Xbox, Play Station or Wii because they are pathetic and can't afford a kickass system.


{{quote|Let me win, please!|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnZvrjv1_JI LOL]}}
== Basic requirements ==


== Minimum requirement ==
[[File:Battlestation 21.jpg|550px|thumb|center|<center>A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.</center>]]


The minimum requirement for bragging rights include an expensive chair, the best tower money can but with lots of RAM and a graphics card that roars, a high-quality keyboard and at least two gigantic displays.
Anything less and a person best not bother sharing a picture of their wimpy setup, that an laptops are not a part of a battlestation, failure to comply carries a mandatory sentence of death by public hanging, newb.


== PC master race ==
[[File:Keyboard Mess.JPG|right|thumb|250px|Perfect handling of a battlestation]]


A man's battlestation is much like his house, the bigger the battlestation, the smaller his...nevermind, members of the PC master race will be hated by jealous console peasants who are stuck using crappy controllers.
Want to increase your [[E-penis|cred]] on the [[internets]]? The quickest way to do so is dropping [[Over 9000|thousands]] of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months.
Even amongst the giants, the only determining factor of which beast is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, there is no consensus about platforms or brands, except that Mac users can GTFO.
 
One must also take a stand on what's most important, a really awesome keyboard or display?
First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's [[fact|the faster it goes]]. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?<br> Once you've <strike>wasted</strike> spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your [http://www.downloadmoreram.com/| RAM] you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. [[an hero|Congratulations!]]<br>
And be able to defend that position against all those who dare question it.
 
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.<br>
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.<br>
 
Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.
 
 
== Supremacy on the battlefield ==
 
 
Even amongst the [[virgin|titans]], one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.<br>
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to [[Dubstep|Skrillex]].
 
[[gay|Reddit]] discussions encourage [[pussy|weakness]] by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to [[G|/g/]] when showing off your <strike>waste of money</strike> computer.
You've got the best battlestation and are going to [[USI|tell]] [[virgin|everyone]] about it.
 
 
<center><gallery widths="250">
File:Battlestation 20.jpg|<center>Not a battlestation, there is only one display.</center>
File:Battlestation b 1.jpg|<center>Average [[virgin|person]] that uses the term Battlestation</center>
File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|<center>Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII</center>
</gallery></center>


So if you're ready to smack everyone else around in Call of Duty, then it's time to get the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for a RL [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|high score]]?


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
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== All Hands Man Your Battlestations ==
[[Last Thursday]] some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread [http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=134682 "All Hands Man Your Battlestations"] This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than [http://www.iron-pulse.com/showthread.php?2920-Battlestations here].<br />
<br> This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in [[Star Wars]] Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.<br /><br />
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== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==
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{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg|center|<gallery>
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File:Battle stations 1.jpeg
File:Battlestation b 4.jpg|<center>[[animu|Weeb station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 2.jpeg
File:Battle stations 1.jpeg|<center>[[fap|Fap station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 3.jpeg
File:Battlestation b 9.jpg|<center>[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|EDiot station]]</center>
File:Battlestation b 1.jpg
File:Battlestation b 2.jpg|<center>[[Onideus|Onideus station]]</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Battlestation b 2.jpg
File:John Carmack Battlestation.jpg|<center>[[Doom|Carmack station]]</center>
File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|<center>[[EDF2|Schnookums station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 3.jpeg|<center>[[tryhard|Wannabe fap station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 2.jpeg|<center>[[retard|Wtf is up with that keyboard?]]</center>
File:Lanzabattlestation.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]'s station.
File:Battlestation b 3.jpg
File:Battlestation b 3.jpg
File:Battlestation b 4.jpg
File:Battlestation b 5.jpg
File:Battlestation b 5.jpg
File:Battlestation b 7.jpg
File:Battlestation b 7.jpg
File:Battlestation b 9.jpg
File:Battlestation b 10.jpg
File:Battlestation b 10.jpg
File:Battlestation b 11.png
File:Battlestation b 11.png
File:Battlestation b 12.jpg
File:Pollacksroom.jpg|/k/ommando's station
File:Redneck Powerstation.jpg|Redneck station
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|[[Brandon Hole]]'s Battlestation
File:Bathroombattlestation.jpg|Even bathrooms are stations!
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg|<center>Sick fuck furfag's station</center>
File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|<center>[[Geoshea|Pedoshea's Battlestation]]</center>
File:yourdesk.jpg|<center>[[gaming|gayming battlestation]]</center>
File:Doggisstation.png|<center>[[Doggis|Diogo's battlestation]]</center>
File:keeganstation.jpg|<center>[[Keegan Salisbury|Keegan's battlestation]]</center>
</gallery>|border=black}}
</gallery>|border=black}}
==See also==
*[[Desktop]]
*[[Wallpaper]]


== External links ==
== External links ==
{{ud|PC%20Master%20Race|PC Master Race}}<br />
{{ud|PC%20Master%20Race|PC Master Race}}<br />
{{ud|Battlestation}}<br />
{{ud|Battlestation}}<br />

Latest revision as of 00:58, 26 April 2023

Typical battlestation

Battlestation is a term used by gamers to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for anything.


Basic requirements

A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.


Perfect handling of a battlestation

Want to increase your cred on the internets? The quickest way to do so is dropping thousands of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months.

First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's the faster it goes. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?
Once you've wasted spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your RAM you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. Congratulations!

No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.

Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.


Supremacy on the battlefield

Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged. This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to Skrillex.

Reddit discussions encourage weakness by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to /g/ when showing off your waste of money computer. You've got the best battlestation and are going to tell everyone about it.


  • Not a battlestation, there is only one display.
    Not a battlestation, there is only one display.
  • Average person that uses the term Battlestation
    Average person that uses the term Battlestation
  • Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII
    Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII


Quotes

   
“ 		 
now you are just pissing me off. that pc you build for 800 not 500 you dipshit, will look as good as a ps4 for a couple years then will get a virus and will be fucked up, nah fuck that
  		„
  		 

—SuperDosel

   
“ 		 
LMAO!!!! this guy has a wall hack!!!
  		„
  		 

—LOL

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All Hands Man Your Battlestations

Last Thursday some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread "All Hands Man Your Battlestations" This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than here.

This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in Star Wars Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.

Get to your battlestations!

YouTube

Superior non-MAC Battlestation
Ultimate Gaming Setup 2013 Fully Operational Battlestation
My Current Battlestation
Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013
XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360. Proof that gamepads are inferior.


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See also

PC Master Race
Battlestation
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