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'''NFT'''s or Niggers For Trade are a new, trendy way for [[retards]] to transfer wealth from other retards back to themselves. The first NFTs were made sometime in [[2014]] by Kevin McSoy and [[Rainbow Dash|Anal Dash]] as a result of [[The Fappening]]. If you ask one of the pathetic [[nerds]] involved, they'll tell you NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning their digital drawing of an [[Ape|ape]] is completely unique and one of a kind, just like an [[Aspie]]! NFT's are basically a [[nerd|nerdier]] version of [[pokemon]] cards, if such a thing can exist. NFT investors will happily rant for hours about how [[lie|revolutionary]] this technology is, apparently no one can comprehend randomly generated images being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" if you think about it long enough. | |||
Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make a [[Happy Merchant|Tel Aviv merchant]] jealous. With millions of [[Redundant|braindead celebrities]] being paid to promote these ugly icons, the NFT market has been given an undeserved reputation of legitimacy, and their value is attributed to the hoards of [[Reddit|Redditors]] and [[Twitter]] users pushing these monstrosities. The NFT detractors being just as uninformed and unlikeable as NFT buyers hasn't helped the situation; with so many reddit-obsessed [[teenagers]] spreading easy to disprove lies about NFTs, it's very attractive for some to enter the NFT world and just assume those who don't buy into them are clearly too stupid to understand what they're looking at. | |||
<center><big>'''[[ | Don't be fooled, if [[you]] buy an NFT, especially now as the hype and attention around them slowly dies, you will overpay for an [[ugly]] avatar that will only [[Fail|plummet in value]] with each passing day. The few [[friends]] you have will laugh at you for making such a retarded decision, you'll eventually have to sell it for a fraction of the price you paid, and you'll regret your purchase for the rest of your days. Like most things in this world, it's already controlled by [[Jews|clever manipulators]] who know how to sell scams to everyone, from the [[Basement-dweller|savvy internet users]] to the [[Normalfag|normies]] who rarely use the [[internets]]. | ||
<center><big>'''[[NFTs| (( THE NFT GRIFT ))]]'''</big></center> | |||
Latest revision as of 10:51, 6 July 2023
NFTs or Niggers For Trade are a new, trendy way for retards to transfer wealth from other retards back to themselves. The first NFTs were made sometime in 2014 by Kevin McSoy and Anal Dash as a result of The Fappening. If you ask one of the pathetic nerds involved, they'll tell you NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning their digital drawing of an ape is completely unique and one of a kind, just like an Aspie! NFT's are basically a nerdier version of pokemon cards, if such a thing can exist. NFT investors will happily rant for hours about how revolutionary this technology is, apparently no one can comprehend randomly generated images being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" if you think about it long enough.
Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make a Tel Aviv merchant jealous. With millions of braindead celebrities being paid to promote these ugly icons, the NFT market has been given an undeserved reputation of legitimacy, and their value is attributed to the hoards of Redditors and Twitter users pushing these monstrosities. The NFT detractors being just as uninformed and unlikeable as NFT buyers hasn't helped the situation; with so many reddit-obsessed teenagers spreading easy to disprove lies about NFTs, it's very attractive for some to enter the NFT world and just assume those who don't buy into them are clearly too stupid to understand what they're looking at.
Don't be fooled, if you buy an NFT, especially now as the hype and attention around them slowly dies, you will overpay for an ugly avatar that will only plummet in value with each passing day. The few friends you have will laugh at you for making such a retarded decision, you'll eventually have to sell it for a fraction of the price you paid, and you'll regret your purchase for the rest of your days. Like most things in this world, it's already controlled by clever manipulators who know how to sell scams to everyone, from the savvy internet users to the normies who rarely use the internets.