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'''Evildoer Korea''' aka '''Best Korea''' is the opposite of [[Good Korea|Gay Korea]] and one of the greatest anti-American trolls of the last forty years, managing to obtain [[eproctophilia|nuclear weapons]] and a [[space|space program]] without anybody being [[Internet Tough Guy|strong enough]] to stop them. When US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright{{jew}} returned from the country in the year 2000 she confirmed that Kim Jong-Il had at least one tiny missile that he had been repeatedly dipping into her Pu-Tang River.
'''Evildoer Korea''' aka '''Best Korea''' is the opposite of [[Good Korea|Gay Korea]] and one of the greatest anti-American trolls of the last forty years, managing to obtain [[eproctophilia|nuclear weapons]] and a [[space|space program]] without anybody being [[Internet Tough Guy|strong enough]] to stop them. When US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright{{jew}} returned from the country in the year 2000 she confirmed that Kim Jong-Il had at least one tiny missile that he had been repeatedly dipping into her Pu-Tang River.


In the Occupied Southern portion of Korea, businessmen belong to inescapable tribal syndicates. In their little private time they lament not being able to achieve an even higher standard of living in hopes of becoming White Americans by apotheosis through Gangnam Style consumerism. Their children play Starcraft until they spontaneously develop Aspergers and become [[Loser|Hikikomori]] who will be unable to maintain them (or themselves) in old age. [http://globalfaultlines.org/2012/12/22/south-koreas-chaebol-republic-hardline-conservatism-with-a-liberal-smile-by-nile-bowie/ Link]
In the Occupied Southern portion of Korea, businessmen belong to inescapable tribal syndicates. In their little private time they lament not being able to achieve an even higher standard of living in hopes of becoming White Americans by apotheosis through Gangnam Style consumerism. Their children play Starcraft until they spontaneously develop Aspergers and become [[Loser|Hikikomori]] who will be unable to maintain them (or themselves) in old age. '''{{archive|c4z6j|Link}}'''


In the People's Republic of Korea, North of the Occupied Zone, workers come home to a loyal and loving family after working productive hours to ensure their country's sovereignty and self sufficiency (Juche) and proceed to relax lighting up large blunts of K2 which they are able to plant or buy cheaply and legally, while waiting for their wives to cook a dinner for which they have a true, Dear Leader, to thank. [https://www.vice.com/read/north-korea-is-stoned-all-the-time-which-explains-a-lot Sticky] [http://bigbudsmag.com/lifestyle/article/communist-cannabis-north-korea-legal-marijuana-state Green]
In the People's Republic of Korea, North of the Occupied Zone, workers come home to a loyal and loving family after working productive hours to ensure their country's sovereignty and self sufficiency (Juche) and proceed to relax lighting up large blunts of K2 which they are able to plant or buy cheaply and legally, while waiting for their wives to cook a dinner for which they have a true, Dear Leader, to thank. [https://www.vice.com/en/article/nn4ywx/north-korea-is-stoned-all-the-time-which-explains-a-lot Sticky] '''{{archive|2leU1|Green}}'''


<b>Which is the workers paradise after all?</b>
<b>Which is the workers paradise after all?</b>
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When the poor peasants do come out of their malnourished stupor, they often get together in small groups of seven and a half, usually with a small pack of kimchi, and try to cross the border into [[Gorea]], but mostly end up getting caught by the border guards because they talk too loudly while eating [[shit|kimchi]], then get sent back to Best Korea for torture.
When the poor peasants do come out of their malnourished stupor, they often get together in small groups of seven and a half, usually with a small pack of kimchi, and try to cross the border into [[Gorea]], but mostly end up getting caught by the border guards because they talk too loudly while eating [[shit|kimchi]], then get sent back to Best Korea for torture.


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<center>MANY COMRADES LIVE IN PLEASANT PYONGYANG WITH THEIR 150 SQUARE METER APARTMENTS!</center>
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===Stadium of Doom===
===Stadium of Doom===
Public executions are often held here. The fake green tarp is covering up the evidence. [[Image:Nk.JPG|center|220px|link=Special:FilePath/Nk.JPG]]
Public executions are often held here. The fake green tarp is covering up the evidence.


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[[Image:Northkoreagirl.jpg|thumb|220px|Why have rice when you can have more statues?  Also, being a girl she would have just thrown it right back up because someone called her fat.]]
[[Image:Northkoreagirl.jpg|thumb|220px|Why have rice when you can have more statues?  Also, being a girl she would have just thrown it right back up because someone called her fat.]]
[[File:DPRK Tractor Simulator.jpg|thumb|220px|right|North Korean job training.]]
[[File:DPRK Tractor Simulator.jpg|thumb|220px|right|North Korean job training.]]
The North Korean government is very [[jail|concerned]] with what the people of their country do after a hard days work for their [[God|Dear Leader]]. That is why [[truth|opium and marijuana]] are legal there, it's like the Dear Leader giving them a pat on the back for a job well done. The North Koreans in their [[Shithole|perfect]] country feel bad for the rest of the world because they can't enjoy a good [[drug|opium]] session at the end of the day. The North Koreans, appalled at the [[America|oppressive]] governments of the rest of the world, started [[truth|manufacturing]] methamphetamine, heroin, [http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/row/RL33885.pdf opium], and pills just to give away to other nations. Their generosity being so above that of other nation's that their hope was only wanting [[You|everyone]] to be as happy and carefree as the population of Best Korea. The other [[Gooks|nations]] around North Korea not accustomed to such innate kindness demanded they pay money for their [[Heroin|drugs]], the Dear Leader not wanting to insult other country's customs graciously accepted their monies and buys himself new palaces for [[Communism|himself and all his people]]   
The North Korean government is very [[jail|concerned]] with what the people of their country do after a hard days work for their [[God|Dear Leader]]. That is why [[truth|opium and marijuana]] are legal there, it's like the Dear Leader giving them a pat on the back for a job well done. The North Koreans in their [[Shithole|perfect]] country feel bad for the rest of the world because they can't enjoy a good [[drug|opium]] session at the end of the day. The North Koreans, appalled at the [[America|oppressive]] governments of the rest of the world, started [[truth|manufacturing]] methamphetamine, heroin, [https://sgp.fas.org/crs/row/RL33885.pdf opium], and pills just to give away to other nations. Their generosity being so above that of other nation's that their hope was only wanting [[You|everyone]] to be as happy and carefree as the population of Best Korea. The other [[Gooks|nations]] around North Korea not accustomed to such innate kindness demanded they pay money for their [[Heroin|drugs]], the Dear Leader not wanting to insult other country's customs graciously accepted their monies and buys himself new palaces for [[Communism|himself and all his people]]   
   
   
Best Korea also makes [[Pro_Ana|healthier North Koreans]] drill constantly for massive parades while the rest starve near unfarmed fields and abandoned factories, thus its the worlds biggest producer of parades.
Best Korea also makes [[Pro_Ana|healthier North Koreans]] drill constantly for massive parades while the rest starve near unfarmed fields and abandoned factories, thus its the worlds biggest producer of parades.
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Mr. Jong-Il Kim was frequently in trouble with the UN while alive. The UN said that he was not allowed to import any more caviar, wine, and European chefs. He was also no longer allowed to import any more thirteen year old Chinese and Russian ladyboys. This was [[Japan]]'s idea because they hate Best Korea. Mr. Kim is expected to starve to death without these basic supplies.
Mr. Jong-Il Kim was frequently in trouble with the UN while alive. The UN said that he was not allowed to import any more caviar, wine, and European chefs. He was also no longer allowed to import any more thirteen year old Chinese and Russian ladyboys. This was [[Japan]]'s idea because they hate Best Korea. Mr. Kim is expected to starve to death without these basic supplies.


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Why wasn't Kim Jong-Il taken out during his reign? Well if you live in Korea, deep down, you still love this guy and always will. From his kidnapping of a South Korean director in order to make Pulgasari (socialist giant monster furry porn)[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089851/]] to his kidnapping and brainwashing of Japs in a plan to make them zombie spies infiltrating their home country (instead of just using spies), the world delights in his plucky antics. Kim was a cartoon super villain brought to life and in doing so made the world just that little bit more magical. It was a treasure to see him pwn millions. [http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboKIMJONGIL.html watch the "Dear Leader video" to see him in all his mighty glory!]
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Why wasn't Kim Jong-Il taken out during his reign? Well if you live in Korea, deep down, you still love this guy and always will. From his kidnapping of a South Korean director in order to make Pulgasari (socialist giant monster furry porn)'''{{imdb|title/tt0089851/|}} to his kidnapping and brainwashing of Japs in a plan to make them zombie spies infiltrating their home country (instead of just using spies), the world delights in his plucky antics. Kim was a cartoon super villain brought to life and in doing so made the world just that little bit more magical. It was a treasure to see him pwn millions. '''{{ytlink|z7G_ZgbBzJ4|watch the "Dear Leader video" to see him in all his mighty glory!}}'''


Simply put, Kim did everything [[for the lulz]].
Simply put, Kim did everything [[for the lulz]].
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== New ugly capital buildings in Pyongyang ==
== New ugly capital buildings in Pyongyang ==
 
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Instead of feeding his people the dictator instead decided to spend billions in developing new fake apartment complexes most likely empty shells which no one can afford to live in. They truly are ugly and gross looking. Don't worry [[The Donald]] will soon destroy them by Twatter.   
Instead of feeding his people the dictator instead decided to spend billions in developing new fake apartment complexes most likely empty shells which no one can afford to live in. They truly are ugly and gross looking. Don't worry [[The Donald]] will soon destroy them by Twatter.   


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Facts about the gross ugly looking new buildings
Facts about the gross ugly looking new buildings


* They we're built by brainwashed slaves. Construction in North Korea is part of prison hard labor.  
*They we're built by brainwashed slaves. Construction in North Korea is part of prison hard labor.  


* No one can afford to live in them.
*No one can afford to live in them.


* For the amount the new buildings cost you could feed all of DPRK for an entire year.  
*For the amount the new buildings cost you could feed all of DPRK for an entire year.  


* The whole world is laughing at the ugly design. LOL  
*The whole world is laughing at the ugly design. LOL  


==== Kim Jong-Il holding the World Ransom for 65 Trirron Durararu ====
==== Kim Jong-Il holding the World Ransom for 65 Trirron Durararu ====
Butthurt from their World Cup loss, North Korea resumed their business as usual.  And by that, it means extorting money from the [[America|Western World]].  In rememberance of the 60th Anniversary of the Korean War, Kim Jong-Il thought it is about time for America to pay up...with interest...say [https://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/24/2936414.htm 65 trirron dorrar] to start with? (See: Austin Powers; Dr. Evil)  According to [[Wikipedia]] and the [[CIA]], the world gross domestic product is only $61 Trillion and America has a GDP of about $14 Trillion. Upon hearing this demand, the world laughed at North Korea but the KCNA said they were [[Serious Business|serious]].
Butthurt from their World Cup loss, North Korea resumed their business as usual.  And by that, it means extorting money from the [[America|Western World]].  In rememberance of the 60th Anniversary of the Korean War, Kim Jong-Il thought it is about time for America to pay up...with interest...say '''{{archive|QJjoj|65 trirron dorrar}}''' to start with? (See: Austin Powers; Dr. Evil)  According to [[Wikipedia]] and the [[CIA]], the world gross domestic product is only $61 Trillion and America has a GDP of about $14 Trillion. Upon hearing this demand, the world laughed at North Korea but the KCNA said they were [[Serious Business|serious]].
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===Kim Jong-Un===
===Kim Jong-Un===
 
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[[File:Kim_Jong_un_Pokemon.png|thumb|220px|Atomic bomb, I choose [[you]].]]
[[File:Kim_Jong_un_Pokemon.png|thumb|220px|Atomic bomb, I choose [[you]].]]
[[Image:angry Kim-Jong un.jpg|thumb|220px|Disneyland...I am disappoint.|link=Special:FilePath/Angry_Kim-Jong_un.jpg]]
[[Image:angry Kim-Jong un.jpg|thumb|220px|Disneyland...I am disappoint.|link=Special:FilePath/Angry_Kim-Jong_un.jpg]]
[[Image:Kim_jong_un_basket.jpg|thumb|220px|The Queer Leader.]]  
[[Image:Kim_jong_un_basket.jpg|thumb|220px|The Queer Leader.]]  


Kim Jong-Il designated his youngest son Kim Jong-Un  (also known as Rocketman) to be Paradise's next leader after the cancer ate what was left of him and 8 thousand whooping cranes delivered him to Valhalla. Un or the ''Dear General'' as he's known, had just turned 25 and was busily demonstrating his [http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=113583750 Fireworks Enthusiasm] at the time. Shortly afterward Kim Jong ILLness departed this life to enslave North Koreans in heaven. Un was immediately promoted to the rank of Kim Jong putting him in control of the entire country.
Kim Jong-Il designated his youngest son Kim Jong-Un  (also known as Rocketman) to be Paradise's next leader after the cancer ate what was left of him and 8 thousand whooping cranes delivered him to Valhalla. Un or the ''Dear General'' as he's known, had just turned 25 and was busily demonstrating his [https://www.npr.org/transcripts/113583750?storyId=113583750 Fireworks Enthusiasm] at the time. Shortly afterward Kim Jong ILLness departed this life to enslave North Koreans in heaven. Un was immediately promoted to the rank of Kim Jong putting him in control of the entire country.


Kim Jong-Un wholeheartedly believes in carrying on his father's beloved legacy and inherited his small arsenal of nukes to aid him in this quest. He constantly threatens war with the USA over every slight insult.  Some Conservative Extremists who can't understand [[Black_Jesus|Jesus']] doctrine of [[Afghanistan|peace]], would point out that having a spoiled teenager who likes fireworks having total control upon a country armed with nukes might render the West Coast in deeper shit than [[California|it already is]], but of course this is to be dismissed as the Right Wing Paranoia that it is.
Kim Jong-Un wholeheartedly believes in carrying on his father's beloved legacy and inherited his small arsenal of nukes to aid him in this quest. He constantly threatens war with the USA over every slight insult.  Some Conservative Extremists who can't understand [[Black_Jesus|Jesus']] doctrine of [[Afghanistan|peace]], would point out that having a spoiled teenager who likes fireworks having total control upon a country armed with nukes might render the West Coast in deeper shit than [[California|it already is]], but of course this is to be dismissed as the Right Wing Paranoia that it is.


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Kim's hobbies include photoshopping images to pretend his army isn't totally tiny, hiding the fact that he can only afford one hovercraft. He also likes to say racist shit about Obama like calling him a "clown," a "dirty fellow," "does not even have the basic appearances of a human being," "a monkey in a tropical forest", and "a crossbreed with unclear blood" that "still has the figure of monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years."  His government has also said, "It would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world's largest African natural zoo and lick the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators."
Kim's hobbies include photoshopping images to pretend his army isn't totally tiny, hiding the fact that he can only afford one hovercraft. He also likes to say racist shit about Obama like calling him a "clown," a "dirty fellow," "does not even have the basic appearances of a human being," "a monkey in a tropical forest", and "a crossbreed with unclear blood" that "still has the figure of monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years."  His government has also said, "It would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world's largest African natural zoo and lick the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators."
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At one point Sony made a movie [[The Interview]] about assassinating him, an act which if someone made about assassinating the US, the USA would lose its shit like when [[JEWS DID WTC]], and so he sent hackers to scare Sony.
At one point Sony made a movie [[The Interview]] about assassinating him, an act which if someone made about assassinating the US, the USA would lose its shit like when [[JEWS DID WTC]], and so he sent hackers to scare Sony.


[https://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2129111_2129112,00.html HOLY SHIT YOU CAN VOTE KIM JONG UN FOR TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR!!!1!1!!1]
'''{{archive|RBTJJ|HOLY SHIT YOU CAN VOTE KIM JONG UN FOR TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR!!!1!1!!1}}'''




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==Unity and Mind the People's Love of Heart==
==Unity and Mind the People's Love of Heart==
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[[Image:Korea_united.JPG|center|North Korea and South Korea united.]]
[[Image:Korea_united.JPG|center|North Korea and South Korea united.]]
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[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_01.jpg|thumb|North Korean Air Force]]
[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_01.jpg|thumb|North Korean Air Force]]
[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_02.jpg|thumb|North Korean Navy]]
[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_02.jpg|thumb|North Korean Navy]]
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Glorious North Korea held the 13th World Festival of [[Loli|Youth]], which is pretty much a way for commie countries to exploit their citizens and encourage propaganda. The 1989 festival in Pyongyang was the largest to date, featuring citizens from 177 nations and about two million North Korean citizens pretending to be westernized and awesome.
Glorious North Korea held the 13th World Festival of [[Loli|Youth]], which is pretty much a way for commie countries to exploit their citizens and encourage propaganda. The 1989 festival in Pyongyang was the largest to date, featuring citizens from 177 nations and about two million North Korean citizens pretending to be westernized and awesome.


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Good to know that if you ever run out of Kim Jong Il shades™, shitty asian toys, or deer statues, you can shop here to your heart's content!
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== Capitalist Pig Monkey Lies of Western Gangster Shame ==
== Capitalist Pig Monkey Lies of Western Gangster Shame ==
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[[Image:Advanced City.jpg|thumb|left|South Korea.]]
[[Image:Advanced City.jpg|thumb|left|South Korea.]]
[[Image:Execution by hanging.jpg|thumb|220px|North Korean team shortly after defeat. For some reason, no one likes Kim Jung brand wind chimes]]
[[Image:Execution by hanging.jpg|thumb|220px|North Korean team shortly after defeat. For some reason, no one likes Kim Jung brand wind chimes]]
<b>How to troll North Korea:</b> You can't, North Korea has no Internets ([http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299757,00.html srsly],) unless you actually go there and try some [[IRL trolling]], provided you don't get shot along the way.
<b>How to troll North Korea:</b> You can't, North Korea has no Internets ('''{{archive|QXxY|srsly}}''',) unless you actually go there and try some [[IRL trolling]], provided you don't get shot along the way.
Ask them where to find Oldboy.
Ask them where to find Oldboy.


Actually, you can [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2011/01/20111862917898430.html hack] [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8247833/North-Koreas-Twitter-account-hacked-to-call-for-uprising.html their] [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-01-09/hackers-target-n-koreas-heir/1899046?section=justin site]. If you can't, just troll them on their official site. They try to [[Anti-lulz|censor everything]] posted on their site so try hiding your troll by writing the real message vertically. [[fact|It worked.]]
Actually, you can [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2011/1/8/n-korea-twitter-account-hacked hack] [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8247833/North-Koreas-Twitter-account-hacked-to-call-for-uprising.html their] [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-01-09/hackers-target-n-koreas-heir/1899046?section=justin site]. If you can't, just troll them on their official site. They try to [[Anti-lulz|censor everything]] posted on their site so try hiding your troll by writing the real message vertically. [[fact|It worked.]]


The [[Good Korea]] government actually opened up a contest for who troll the best. They are giving out  [http://gall.dcinside.com/list.php?id=hit&no=10083&page=1&bbs= souvenir] to anyone who participate.  
The [[Good Korea]] government actually opened up a contest for who troll the best. They are giving out  [https://gall.dcinside.com/board/view/?id=hit&no=10083&page=1 souvenir] to anyone who participate.  




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=== The Korean Scrolls IV: America ===
=== The Korean Scrolls IV: America ===
Turns out that [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|Oblivion]] must be popular. The government has released a propaganda video of burning soldiers and Obama, to the tune of everyone's [[shit|favorite]] game by Bethesda. Pure trolling at work. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4m75TT-ymE lulz here]
Turns out that [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|Oblivion]] must be popular. The government has released a propaganda video of burning soldiers and Obama, to the tune of everyone's [[shit|favorite]] game by Bethesda. Pure trolling at work. '''{{ytlink|R4m75TT-ymE|lulz here}}'''
*[https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100629145546AAmCaPg That North Korea is Best Korea?]
*'''{{archive|ZdfSW|That North Korea is Best Korea?}}'''
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===Typical North Korean rocket launch===
===Typical North Korean rocket launch===
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=== Facts ===
=== Facts ===
*That Kim Jong Il is fucking dead.
*That Kim Jong Il is fucking dead.
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*If a North Korean looks a foreigner in the eye, he/she will be kidnapped and tortured for life. This has proven difficult with [[Chinese]] tourists, since all azns rook arike.
*If a North Korean looks a foreigner in the eye, he/she will be kidnapped and tortured for life. This has proven difficult with [[Chinese]] tourists, since all azns rook arike.


*Though [[torture]] may be widespread in North Korea, it's carried out [[IDIFTL|only for the Lulz]].  Example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4NIB6xroc#t=18m00s North Koreans have a hard time concentrating, so they build camps.] Sadly, the North Koreans are so poor that when they are sent to camp all their meals are served cold because they can't afford to pay for the gas to turn on their ovens.
*Though [[torture]] may be widespread in North Korea, it's carried out [[IDIFTL|only for the Lulz]].  Example: '''{{ytlink|Ms4NIB6xroc|(18m0s) North Koreans have a hard time concentrating, so they build camps.}}''' Sadly, the North Koreans are so poor that when they are sent to camp all their meals are served cold because they can't afford to pay for the gas to turn on their ovens.


*North Koreans tell each other "Dearest Leader Facts", since "[[Chuck Norris]] Facts" are banned.
*North Koreans tell each other "Dearest Leader Facts", since "[[Chuck Norris]] Facts" are banned.
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*[http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html Kim totally got 38 under par and five hole-in-ones in his first evar game of golf.] (Chance: 1 in 1,250,000)
*[http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html Kim totally got 38 under par and five hole-in-ones in his first evar game of golf.] (Chance: 1 in 1,250,000)


*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8676678.stm Kim created nuclear fusion.]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8676678.stm Kim created nuclear fusion.]


* Kim learned to drive when he was [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-un-learned-to-drive-at-age-three-north-korean-children-to-be-taught-10165694.html three]
* Kim learned to drive when he was [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jongun-learned-to-drive-at-age-three-north-korean-children-to-be-taught-10165694.html three]


*[http://articles.latimes.com/2004/jun/26/world/fg-gourmet26 Kim hires people to check his grains of rice are the same size.]
*[https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2004-jun-26-fg-gourmet26-story.html Kim hires people to check his grains of rice are the same size.]


*Kim is not fat, he's just big boned.
*Kim is not fat, he's just big boned.
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*[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-il-the-tyrant-with-a-passion-for-wine-women-and-the-bomb-421016.html Kim injects him self with whore blood to stay young]
*[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-il-the-tyrant-with-a-passion-for-wine-women-and-the-bomb-421016.html Kim injects him self with whore blood to stay young]


*[http://conservative-salt.tressugar.com/Obama-vs-Kim-Jong-Il-Who-Greater-Leader-3020143 Kim bowled a score of 300 on his first time.]
*'''{{archive|1izUk|Kim bowled a score of 300 on his first time.}}'''


*Kim is allegedly good at basketball. At 5'3", we can see why.
*Kim is allegedly good at basketball. At 5'3", we can see why.
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*The total ages of Kim's four ex wives is less than 10 years old
*The total ages of Kim's four ex wives is less than 10 years old


*North Korea has no internets but somehow, Kim has a [https://www.facebook.com/TheRealJohnnyHarkless Facebook]
*North Korea has no internets but somehow, Kim has a {{fb|TheRealJohnnyHarkless|Facebook}}


*Kim once executed a defence chief with an anti-aircraft gun, for the [[LULZ]] of course.
*Kim once executed a defence chief with an anti-aircraft gun, for the [[LULZ]] of course.
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*That if you kill a North Korean, any North Korean, you will get 72 virgins in Heaven, even if you're a fucking Muslim, because God hates them ''that much'' - and even more, as manifested in their punishment of having Kim Jung Il.
*That if you kill a North Korean, any North Korean, you will get 72 virgins in Heaven, even if you're a fucking Muslim, because God hates them ''that much'' - and even more, as manifested in their punishment of having Kim Jung Il.


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijy_Am1n4EA North Korea loves The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]
*'''{{ytlink|Ijy_Am1n4EA|North Korea loves The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion}}'''


*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vouOMzksYfk Every North Koreans has parasite inside their tommy due to their superior life style and advance agriculture].
*'''{{ytlink|vouOMzksYfk|Every North Koreans has parasite inside their tommy due to their superior life style and advance agriculture}}'''.


Behold. The infamous vid-spot by Apple Inc., currently banned in the [[USA]] and [[Japan]] featuring the [[faggot|Dear Leader]]:
Behold. The infamous vid-spot by Apple Inc., currently banned in the [[USA]] and [[Japan]] featuring the [[faggot|Dear Leader]]:


<center><big>'''APPLE TV COMMERCIAL BANNED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT'''</big></center>
 
<center>[http://www.vidivodo.com/60513/banned-apple-tv-commercial Right here]</center>
<center>[http://www.vidivodo.com/60513/banned-apple-tv-commercial <big>'''APPLE TV COMMERCIAL BANNED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT'''</big>]</center>
 


===2016 USA election response from Kim Jong-Un===
===2016 USA election response from Kim Jong-Un===
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|''A State Dept consulted presidential assassination comedy, exploiting bellicose twists and turns. And related to false flags, corporation terrorism, inside jobs, a covert assault on net neutrality, and the evolving, disturbing Military Hollywood Complex. ''
|''A State Dept consulted presidential assassination comedy, exploiting bellicose twists and turns. And related to false flags, corporation terrorism, inside jobs, a covert assault on net neutrality, and the evolving, disturbing Military Hollywood Complex. ''
|Prairie Miller - [http://newsblaze.com/story/20141227050115mill.nb/topstory.html NewsBlaze]
|Prairie Miller - [https://newsblaze.com/entertainment/movie-reviews/the-interview-politics-of-a-popcorn-movie_37577/ NewsBlaze]
|''Unfortunately, while The Interview does have some truly funny moments, actually taking in a screening of the movie is a bit of a letdown.''
|''Unfortunately, while The Interview does have some truly funny moments, actually taking in a screening of the movie is a bit of a letdown.''
|Rebecca Murray - [http://www.showbizjunkies.com/movies/the-interview-movie-review/ Showbiz Junkies]
|Rebecca Murray - [http://www.showbizjunkies.com/movies/the-interview-movie-review/ Showbiz Junkies]
|''"The Interview" is something of a disappointment, and I'm not just saying that because North Korea has gotten its Internet back up. ''
|''"The Interview" is something of a disappointment, and I'm not just saying that because North Korea has gotten its Internet back up. ''
| Rob Thomas - [http://madisonmovie.org/2014/12/26/the-interview-well-that-was-a-lot-of-work-to-see-an-okay-movie/ Madison Movie]
| Rob Thomas - [https://madisonmovie.org/2014/12/26/the-interview-well-that-was-a-lot-of-work-to-see-an-okay-movie/ Madison Movie]
|''With so much controversy clouding just about everything with this rather sophomoric comedy, it may be easy to overlook the nuts it took to make it in the first place.''
|''With so much controversy clouding just about everything with this rather sophomoric comedy, it may be easy to overlook the nuts it took to make it in the first place.''
|Travis Hopson - [http://www.examiner.com/review/review-the-interview-takes-big-risks-for-so-so-laughs Examiner.com]
|Travis Hopson - '''{{archive|77IRN|Examiner.com}}'''
|''There's a whip-smart, pointed comedy in "The Interview." Unfortunately it's buried in there. Really deep.''
|''There's a whip-smart, pointed comedy in "The Interview." Unfortunately it's buried in there. Really deep.''
| Colin Covert - [http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/286838111.html Minneapolis Star Tribune]
| Colin Covert - '''{{archive|wIogs|Minneapolis Star Tribune}}'''
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== 2015 Update==
== 2015 Update==
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This may possibly lead to WWIII and the end of the world as we know it.
This may possibly lead to WWIII and the end of the world as we know it.
== Galleries ==
== Galleries ==
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Image:North Korea's missile launching schemes.gif|Typical North Korean rocket launch
Image:North Korea's missile launching schemes.gif|Typical North Korean rocket launch
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Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_News_Reports_-_03.jpg
Image:1078933013995.jpg|The North Korean Air Force is the envy of the decadent Western world.
Image:Midget slaves pulling jet airliner.jpg|The North Korean Air Force is the envy of the decadent Western world.
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File:Score Korea.jpg
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File:KimvsObongo.jpg
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== North Korean Video ==
== North Korean Video ==
<center><big>'''No summary required, lulz guaranteed!</big></center>
<center><big>'''No summary required, lulz guaranteed!</big></center>
<center><youtube>N6OQJxe8ic0</youtube></center>


<center><big>'''</big>This proves that North Koreans are [[furries]] who confuse [[Americunts]] with [[Star Fox]].</center>
 
<center>{{frame|<youtube>N6OQJxe8ic0</youtube>
<center><big>'''This proves that North Koreans are [[furries]] who confuse [[Americunts]] with [[Star Fox]].'''</big>}}</center>
 


===Quest for Korea===
===Quest for Korea===
<center><youtube>fiJRcLtsuq4</youtube></center>
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==[[Cum]] sa mi Da==
==[[Cum]] sa mi Da==
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Image:Funny.GIF|Kim Jong-il, LOLWUT?? of WMD's.
Image:Funny.GIF|Kim Jong-il, LOLWUT?? of WMD's.
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==Links==
==Links==
[[File:NordKorea (179).jpg|thumb|right|North Korea plans to send at least four nukes at Washington in the hope one isn't a dud.  Americans will be very upset if they are ''all'' duds.]]
[[File:NordKorea (179).jpg|thumb|right|North Korea plans to send at least four nukes at Washington in the hope one isn't a dud.  Americans will be very upset if they are ''all'' duds.]]
* [http://kimjongunisaderp.tumblr.com/ Kim Jong-un is a Derp]
*{{tumblr|kimjongunisaderp|Kim Jong-un is a Derp}}
* [http://www.naenara.com.kp/en/ The DPRK web portal (Naenara=My Country)]
*'''{{archive|OCNH|The DPRK web portal (Naenara=My Country)}}'''
* [http://1stopkorea.com/index.htm?nk-trip1.htm~mainframe Journey to Kimland]
*[http://1stopkorea.com/index.htm?nk-trip1.htm~mainframe Journey to Kimland]
* [http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboFUCKINGUSAHI.html A totally reasonable analysis of 20th century Korean history]
*<s>[http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboFUCKINGUSAHI.html A totally reasonable analysis of 20th century Korean history]</s> (dead)
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61d_1172740324 North Koreans are told that Kim Jong Il can control the weather! srsly]
*<s>[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61d_1172740324 North Koreans are told that Kim Jong Il can control the weather! srsly]</s> (dead)
* [http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboELEVATORGIRL.html A look at upper-class North Koreans in the North Korea TV Show: "The Elevator Girl"]
*<s>[http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboELEVATORGIRL.html A look at upper-class North Koreans in the North Korea TV Show: "The Elevator Girl"]</s> (dead)
* [http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm North Korean news agency provides lulz to the masses]
*'''{{archive|XctP|North Korean news agency provides lulz to the masses}}'''
* [http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun Live television streaming of the Korean Central News Agency - only available at certain times of the day]
*<s>[http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun Live television streaming of the Korean Central News Agency - only available at certain times of the day]</s> (dead)
* [http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboNORTHKOREANDRAMA.html A look at a middle-class North Korean family in the North Korean Drama: "Crimson Persimmon"]
*<s>[http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboNORTHKOREANDRAMA.html A look at a middle-class North Korean family in the North Korean Drama: "Crimson Persimmon"]</s> (dead)
* [https://www.twitter.com/DLKimJongIl OMG Kim Jong Il is on twitter!]
*{{twitter|DLKimJongIl|OMG Kim Jong Il is on twitter!}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/user/uriminzokkiri Official North Korea YouTube channel. Troll for the lulz.]
*{{yt|uriminzokkiri|Official North Korea YouTube channel. Troll for the lulz.}}
* [http://www.letsgoviral.com/news/north-korea-goes-to-war/ More shit on North Korea, project "Uncovered", etc...]
*<s>[http://www.letsgoviral.com/news/north-korea-goes-to-war/ More shit on North Korea, project "Uncovered", etc...]</s> (dead)
* [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK]
*[https://korea-dpr.com/ The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK]
* [http://tour-nk.com Official North Korea Tourism Site]
*'''{{archive|qVUjG|Official North Korea Tourism Site}}'''
* [https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100629145546AAmCaPg Yahoo! Answers: Is North Korea Best Korea?]
*'''{{archive|ZdfSW|Yahoo! Answers: Is North Korea Best Korea?}}'''
* [http://northkorea.activeboard.com/m1749520/home/ They even have their own forum!]
*'''{{archive|OtUHE|They even have their own forum!}}'''
* [http://www.pyongyangracer.co/ Pyongyang Racer, released December 2012]
*{{wayback|http://www.pyongyangracer.co/|20130111112500|title=Pyongyang Racer, released December 2012}}


== See Also ==  
== See Also ==  
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*[[Trolling IRL]]
*[[Trolling IRL]]
*[[SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA]]
*[[SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA]]
*[http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/download.php?Number=213366 Google Earth:] No-[[Dong]] Missile Test Site
*[https://gec-military-a-googleproductforums-com.googlegroups.com/attach/c3fc64afb13a4a5a/100559.kmz?part=3 Google Earth:] No-[[Dong]] Missile Test Site
*Some other people named [[Kim]]
*Some other people named [[Kim]]


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