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{{achtung|NORTH KOREA HAS LAUNCHED YET ANOTHER MISSILE TO [[JAPAN]].}}

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When the poor peasants do come out of their malnourished stupor, they often get together in small groups of seven and a half, usually with a small pack of kimchi, and try to cross the border into [[Gorea]], but mostly end up getting caught by the border guards because they talk too loudly while eating [[shit|kimchi]], then get sent back to Best Korea for torture.

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===Stadium of Doom===

Mr. Jong-Il Kim was frequently in trouble with the UN while alive. The UN said that he was not allowed to import any more caviar, wine, and European chefs. He was also no longer allowed to import any more thirteen year old Chinese and Russian ladyboys. This was [[Japan]]'s idea because they hate Best Korea. Mr. Kim is expected to starve to death without these basic supplies.

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Why wasn't Kim Jong-Il taken out during his reign? Well if you live in Korea, deep down, you still love this guy and always will. From his kidnapping of a South Korean director in order to make Pulgasari (socialist giant monster furry porn)'''{{imdb|title/tt0089851/|}} to his kidnapping and brainwashing of Japs in a plan to make them zombie spies infiltrating their home country (instead of just using spies), the world delights in his plucky antics. Kim was a cartoon super villain brought to life and in doing so made the world just that little bit more magical. It was a treasure to see him pwn millions. '''{{ytlink|z7G_ZgbBzJ4|watch the "Dear Leader video" to see him in all his mighty glory!}}'''

== New ugly capital buildings in Pyongyang ==

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Instead of feeding his people the dictator instead decided to spend billions in developing new fake apartment complexes most likely empty shells which no one can afford to live in. They truly are ugly and gross looking. Don't worry [[The Donald]] will soon destroy them by Twatter.   

===Kim Jong-Un===

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[[File:Kim_Jong_un_Pokemon.png|thumb|220px|Atomic bomb, I choose [[you]].]]

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Kim Jong-Un wholeheartedly believes in carrying on his father's beloved legacy and inherited his small arsenal of nukes to aid him in this quest. He constantly threatens war with the USA over every slight insult.  Some Conservative Extremists who can't understand [[Black_Jesus|Jesus']] doctrine of [[Afghanistan|peace]], would point out that having a spoiled teenager who likes fireworks having total control upon a country armed with nukes might render the West Coast in deeper shit than [[California|it already is]], but of course this is to be dismissed as the Right Wing Paranoia that it is.

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Kim's hobbies include photoshopping images to pretend his army isn't totally tiny, hiding the fact that he can only afford one hovercraft. He also likes to say racist shit about Obama like calling him a "clown," a "dirty fellow," "does not even have the basic appearances of a human being," "a monkey in a tropical forest", and "a crossbreed with unclear blood" that "still has the figure of monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years."  His government has also said, "It would be perfect for Obama to live with a group of monkeys in the world's largest African natural zoo and lick the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators."

==Unity and Mind the People's Love of Heart==

[[Image:Korea_united.JPG|center|North Korea and South Korea united.]]

[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_01.jpg|thumb|North Korean Air Force]]

[[Image:Evildoer_Korea_-_General_-_Airforce_-_02.jpg|thumb|North Korean Navy]]

Glorious North Korea held the 13th World Festival of [[Loli|Youth]], which is pretty much a way for commie countries to exploit their citizens and encourage propaganda. The 1989 festival in Pyongyang was the largest to date, featuring citizens from 177 nations and about two million North Korean citizens pretending to be westernized and awesome.

<center>'''Good to know that if you ever run out of Kim Jong Il shades™, shitty asian toys, or deer statues, you can shop here to your heart's content!'''}}</center>

== Capitalist Pig Monkey Lies of Western Gangster Shame ==

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===Typical North Korean rocket launch===

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=== Facts ===

*That Kim Jong Il is fucking dead.

Behold. The infamous vid-spot by Apple Inc., currently banned in the [[USA]] and [[Japan]] featuring the [[faggot|Dear Leader]]:

===2016 USA election response from Kim Jong-Un===

== 2015 Update==

This may possibly lead to WWIII and the end of the world as we know it.

== Galleries ==

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Image:North Korea's missile launching schemes.gif|Typical North Korean rocket launch

== North Korean Video ==

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<center><big>'''This proves that North Koreans are [[furries]] who confuse [[Americunts]] with [[Star Fox]].'''</big>}}</center>

===Quest for Korea===

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==[[Cum]] sa mi Da==

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Image:Funny.GIF|Kim Jong-il, LOLWUT?? of WMD's.

*[http://1stopkorea.com/index.htm?nk-trip1.htm~mainframe Journey to Kimland]

*<s>[http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboFUCKINGUSAHI.html A totally reasonable analysis of 20th century Korean history]</s> (dead)

*<s>[http://www.robpongi.com/pages/comboELEVATORGIRL.html A look at upper-class North Koreans in the North Korea TV Show: "The Elevator Girl"]</s> (dead)

*'''{{archive|XctP|North Korean news agency provides lulz to the masses}}'''

*{{twitter|DLKimJongIl|OMG Kim Jong Il is on twitter!}}

*{{yt|uriminzokkiri|Official North Korea YouTube channel. Troll for the lulz.}}

*[https://korea-dpr.com/ The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK]

*'''{{archive|qVUjG|Official North Korea Tourism Site}}'''

*[https://gec-military-a-googleproductforums-com.googlegroups.com/attach/c3fc64afb13a4a5a/100559.kmz?part=3 Google Earth:] No-[[Dong]] Missile Test Site

*Some other people named [[Kim]]

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