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'''''V for Vendetta''''' is a [[movie]] based on a graphic novel by [[Margaret Thatcher]] fanboi [[Otherkin|Alan Moore]] about [[truth|true future events]] when [[Anonymous]] reclaims democracy from the grasp of [[Scientology|totalitarianism]]. [[Agent Smith|Anonymous Englishman]] '''V''' - who styles himself after the original [[Epic Fail Guy|EFG]], Guy Fawkes - blows up the home of the English government, the Houses of Parliament, partly as a symbolic act, but mainly [[IDIFTL|for teh lulz]] (which the English celebrate every November 5th by setting fire to an effigy of a catholic, again [[IDIFTL|for teh lulz]]). Unlike Guy Fawkes, V actually succeeds in blowing shit up, to the tune of his favorite piece of [[music|classical music]], the 1812 Overture. In the course of his lulzmongering, V meets a [[delicious cake|love interest]] named [[Pokemon|Eevee]], played by [[Natalie Portman]], who he recruits to his cause. Unlike the comic the movie was based on, the plot is driven by blatant bawwwwing about [[Neo-con|neocons]] and the loss of civil liberties under [[W]]'s epic troll the [[Patriot Act]]. The anarchism and emphasis on remaining anonymous makes [[b/|/b/tards]] love this movie with [[penis|every part of their body]], although the movie itself is "[[The Boondocks|The Boondock]] [[New Orleans|Saints]]" of politics and the [[nerd|comic is way better but noone fucking reads it]]. What's the matter? Too DEEP for you? Also, do said /b/tards even try to blow things up? [[Lie|Of course they do]], except when they [[Don't Mess With Football|mess with football]].


'''Wikileaks''' is a [[website]] that poses as a free for all [[wiki]] site to allow [[anonymous]] people of all countries to release classified [[government]] and [[corporate]] [[dox|documents]] [[for the lulz]], thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for [[profit]].  It's run by [[Barack Obama]]'s evil albino twin [[australia|Julian Assange]], whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of [[Black Jesus]].  Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.
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[[Some argue|Some say]] it a good site to [[troll]] governments and other organizations and [[the man]] is constantly trying to [[censor]] it.  The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.
 
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Featured Article - V

V for Vendetta is a movie based on a graphic novel by Margaret Thatcher fanboi Alan Moore about true future events when Anonymous reclaims democracy from the grasp of totalitarianism. Anonymous Englishman V - who styles himself after the original EFG, Guy Fawkes - blows up the home of the English government, the Houses of Parliament, partly as a symbolic act, but mainly for teh lulz (which the English celebrate every November 5th by setting fire to an effigy of a catholic, again for teh lulz). Unlike Guy Fawkes, V actually succeeds in blowing shit up, to the tune of his favorite piece of classical music, the 1812 Overture. In the course of his lulzmongering, V meets a love interest named Eevee, played by Natalie Portman, who he recruits to his cause. Unlike the comic the movie was based on, the plot is driven by blatant bawwwwing about neocons and the loss of civil liberties under W's epic troll the Patriot Act. The anarchism and emphasis on remaining anonymous makes /b/tards love this movie with every part of their body, although the movie itself is "The Boondock Saints" of politics and the comic is way better but noone fucking reads it. What's the matter? Too DEEP for you? Also, do said /b/tards even try to blow things up? Of course they do, except when they mess with football.

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