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'''Kim Petras''' (formerly Tim Petras) is an [[Lie|aspiring]] | '''Kim Petras'''{{trans}} (formerly Tim Petras) is an [[Lie|aspiring]] {{age|1992|08|27}}-year-old [[poop|pop]] singer. He is most famous for having been one of the youngest individuals ever to become a [[MTF]] [[transexual]] at the [[shota|young]], [[loli|young]] age of [[12]]. He makes his humble abode in [[WHARRGARBL|Nordrhein-Westfalen]], [[Germany]]. | ||
He's basically an [[IRL]] [[Bridget]]. | He's basically an [[IRL]] [[Bridget]]. | ||
== Gender Reassignment == | == Gender Reassignment == | ||
[[Image:Mommy's_Girl.JPG|thumb|"I'll never be a grandmother."]] | |||
According to [[German]] [[law]], one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery. At age [[12|twelve]], Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for his gender transition. At [[13-year-old boy|age thirteen]], he appeared on German television to plead for permission to undergo the final Gender Reassignment Surgery. Somehow, the [[Nazis|citizens of Germany]] were on board to support the thirteen-year-old boy who wanted to be a girl. He claims that he was "born a girl." Apparently, he looked like a girl, even before he had [[tits]] and was quite obviously [[gay]] before the surgery. | |||
According to | According to his parents, he had been [[delusional|insisting that he was a girl]] since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to an abomination, struggled to find a [[psychiatrist]] who could offer an iota of assistance to their precious child. After a long and stressful hunt, the Petras family finally found Dr. Bernd Meyenburg, a child's psychiatrist who had extensive experience with [[faggotry|transsexuality]]. Finally, his parents held hope that their little boy was going to be okay. No more [[lulz|gender confusion]], no more talk of [[kitchen|being a woman]], just a normal little Timothy Petras. However, [[Fail|we all know how that turned out]]. | ||
Now "she" stands proudly as the [[Attention Whore|youngest transsexual in the world]]. God speed, Kim. God speed. Also, die in a fire, you gender bending [[faggot]]. | |||
== Pre-pubescent He/She == | == Pre-pubescent He/She == | ||
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* [http://kimpetrasonline.com/en_index.html His website] | * [http://kimpetrasonline.com/en_index.html His website] | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|cu|kimmilinlein|His YouTube Channel}} | ||
* {{myspace|kimilinlein|His MySpace}} | * {{myspace|kimilinlein|His MySpace}} | ||
* [http://kimperium.blogspot.com His blog] | * [http://kimperium.blogspot.com His blog] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:02, 13 February 2024
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IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
Kim Petras⚧ (formerly Tim Petras) is an aspiring 32-year-old pop singer. He is most famous for having been one of the youngest individuals ever to become a MTF transexual at the young, young age of 12. He makes his humble abode in Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany.
He's basically an IRL Bridget.
Gender Reassignment
According to German law, one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery. At age twelve, Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for his gender transition. At age thirteen, he appeared on German television to plead for permission to undergo the final Gender Reassignment Surgery. Somehow, the citizens of Germany were on board to support the thirteen-year-old boy who wanted to be a girl. He claims that he was "born a girl." Apparently, he looked like a girl, even before he had tits and was quite obviously gay before the surgery.
According to his parents, he had been insisting that he was a girl since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to an abomination, struggled to find a psychiatrist who could offer an iota of assistance to their precious child. After a long and stressful hunt, the Petras family finally found Dr. Bernd Meyenburg, a child's psychiatrist who had extensive experience with transsexuality. Finally, his parents held hope that their little boy was going to be okay. No more gender confusion, no more talk of being a woman, just a normal little Timothy Petras. However, we all know how that turned out.
Now "she" stands proudly as the youngest transsexual in the world. God speed, Kim. God speed. Also, die in a fire, you gender bending faggot.
Pre-pubescent He/She
A little known fact about Kim/Tim is that he never actually went through puberty, which kind of explains why he's such a fag in the first place (despite the fact he's been a homo since age 2 according to his folks). The only reason he came out as a smokin' hot post-op was the fact that he had taken hormone blocking drugs since before his teens, and therefore never went through the puberty and never became a man (or a woman, as they have puberty too, herpderp). Hence the reason he lacks a deep voice, masculine body, and a stubble, unlike most queers who get turned into women.
His Shitty Music
Unfortunately for him, he produces the kind of music only a gay German boy would like- mostly pop and techno.
Here are some examples of the music that spews out of his her his mouth.
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Gallery of Kim Petras
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EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM -
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EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM AND THIS OTHER GIRL -
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EVERYONE'S GAY FOR KIM -
But bitches DO know.
See Also
External Links
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Kim Petras is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
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Kim Petras is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |