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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jaylen Fryberg'''</big>}} | |||
</ | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 31, 1999}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|October 24, 2014 (aged 15)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:Israel flag.gif|x16px]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 killed, 3 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Motives'''|Some bitch dumped him}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
{{cg | '''Jaylen Fryberg{{jew}}''' was a [[13-year-old boy|15 year old]] [[Generation Z|Gen Z]] [[Indian|Injun]] from [[Washington]]. He is a descendent of [[edgy]] [[Columbine]] [[fanboy]] and fellow redskin; [[Jeff Weise]]. However, Jaylen was a relatively popular [[normie]] who liked [[Vine]], [[Instagram]], and other [[NORP|normalfag]] 2014 shit; not "the typical trenchcoat, introvert-type person" according to his [[football]] coach. There is no evidence of him listening to KMFDM or [[Marilyn Manson]] like 99% of school shooters. Jaylen was actually one of the [[preps]] the [[bullied]] [[RAGE|trench coat wearing]] [[emo]] would target on Zero Day. | ||
It is thought he decided to go [[postal]] at Marysville-Pilchuck High School on October 24, [[2014]] after his [[girlfriend]] broke up with him and started dating his cousin. When no one gave him [[attention whore|attention]] from threatening [[suicide]], Jaylen decided he would take matters into his own hand. | |||
Jaylen lured his friends and cousins to his lunch table before pulling out a .40 caliber Beretta handgun and achieved an [[epic]] [[League of Legends|quadrakill]]. He became [[an hero]] before being [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down]] by a [[teacher]]. The attack is considered a [[school shooting]] because it occurred at a [[school]] ([[obviously]]) but it was less of an [[You|outcast]] [[virgin with rage]] having their [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] style [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]] and more of a [[butthurt]] [[teenager]] killing himself and taking a couple of his [[friends]] with him. | |||
Jaylen inadvertently fucked over his dad in the afterlife by getting him [[v&]] due to all of his guns being illegal. Since (shocker), he was once an [[alcoholic]] who beat his girlfriend. This is par for the course for the average Joe living on the res so he was a tribal leader until his son put some steel in some other kids heads. It was only THEN his neighbors started to avoid him. Raymond Fryburg was put behind bars for two years and probably had to pay a fat fine. [[I am disappoint|Thanks son!]] | |||
== Video == | |||
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|<youtube>t69kZG5ehWQ</youtube><br/>Jaylen at Homecoming | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{achtung|This graded score was brought to you by User:AlGore aka [[William Atchison]], who got a lower KDA than Jaylen.}} | |||
{{GradedScore|4| |13|4 killed, 3 injured|13|Murder-suicide disguised as a school shooting|14|Holy shit the Washington State Senator personally knew this kid's family.|16|Killing himself before the Partyvan showed up.|70|C|Next time use moar ammo.}} | |||
{{wanted|2}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
{{cg|His legacy of faggotry|JaylenFrybergPix|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Fryberg1.jpg|Posing as a [[nigger]] isn't going to get you anywhere in life. | File:Fryberg1.jpg|Posing as a [[nigger]] isn't going to get you anywhere in life. | ||
File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She knew, when you pointed the gun at her.]] | File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She knew, when you pointed the gun at her.]] | ||
File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | ||
File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] | File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] | ||
File:Jaylen Fryberg Day Before.png|A picture taken the day before the attack. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Jaylen3.png | File:Jaylen3.png | ||
File:Jaylen4.png | File:Jaylen4.png | ||
File:Jaylen5.png|[[STOP POSTING]] | File:Jaylen5.png|[[STOP POSTING]] | ||
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File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin Nate [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin Nate [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | ||
File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. | File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. | ||
</gallery>}} | File:Jaylen Fryberg text.png|The [[Police|pigs]] photocopied this screenshot for some reason. | ||
File:Marysville-Pilchuck High School Victims.png|The victims | |||
Image:Frybergdeer.jpg|I told u I was [[hardcore]] | |||
</gallery>}}<br> | |||
==External links== | == External links == | ||
*{{twitter|frybergj|His Twitter page}} | * {{facebook|jaylen.fryberg|His Facebook}} | ||
*{{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg.}} [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/heraldnet/obituary.aspx?pid=173125296 Did he died?] | * {{twitter|frybergj|His Twitter page}} | ||
*{{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}} | * {{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg.}} [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/heraldnet/obituary.aspx?pid=173125296 Did he died?] | ||
* {{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}} | |||
==See also== | == See also == | ||
*[[ | * [[Chris Benoit]] - Murder suicide with a hearty helping of [[Family|familicide]]. | ||
* [[Nghtmrchld26|Matt Murray]] - A more traditional example of a failed [[mass shooter]]. Has the same kill count as Jaylen. | |||
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