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[[Fire Emblem]] [[Youtube Nobodies|youtubing]] for the most part is [[retarded]] [[attention whores]] overdramatizing getting fucked by the RNG, a core mechanic worshipped by [[YOU|dumb fucks]], and drooling over [[waifu]]s. When they run out of content to milk of the latest game Intelligent Systems [[copypasta|regurgitated]], they develop a penchant for gay drama. The ''Hijacked Victimhood Drama'' exposed to the whole [[Internet]] how pitiful these [[YOU|virtue signalling, clout chasing losers who never scored a girl in their sad lives]] truly are.


Michael Fitzhywel{{jew}}, also known as pantmonger on the interwebs, is an Australian 40 year old [[autist|artist]] and proud [[feminist]] in the [[Warhammer 40,000]] community of [[Tumblr]]. He is well known for being unable to take any forms of criticism. He is “known” for his female space marine artwork and shitty Lovecraftian webcomic series nobody really cares about. The only reason tumblr likes his artwork is because they need more lesbian muscular femdykes to fap/schlick to. Like a typical tumblr feminist, he is bound to doxing and using the block button to fight the grimdark patriarchy and show those mean old neckbeards who is boss. Michael Fitzhywel and [Andrew Dobson] have numerous things in common which can indicate that they could be brothers from another mother. Both are bald and share levels of douchebag facial hair, draw unappealing looking art, are male middle aged feminists who will bend over backwards for their [[cuck|Amazonian overlords]], proclaimed professional artists, nerds, and take any form of criticism as trolling or harassment.  
Two predators were outed - Mangs and Chaz. However, what started out as a #MeToo campaign quickly devolved into butthurt gay drama. Chaz was [[Hypocrisy|clout chasing]] by [[White Knighting|championing]] for Mangs' victim Goosaphone. Then Chaz's victim Indie showed up and Goose and Lucky Crit tried their hardest to shut her down. No real difference was made becase the majority of the community are [[basement dweller]]s and [[cosplayer]]s who enable the [[pr0n|sexualiziation]] of a game made for children.


The one thing that sets this male feminist overlord apart from his American counterpart is that he refuses to put his minions on a leash, and will have the tendency to sic his rabid Warhammer social justice tumblrina minions on you. If you even FUCKING DARE OPPRESS HIS EMPOWERING LESBIAN FEMINIST ARTWORK!! YOU SHITLORD NECKBEARD MALE GO BACK TO 4CHAN IT IS LITERALLY THE CURRENT YEAR!!


 
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Featured Article - She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood

Fire Emblem youtubing for the most part is retarded attention whores overdramatizing getting fucked by the RNG, a core mechanic worshipped by dumb fucks, and drooling over waifus. When they run out of content to milk of the latest game Intelligent Systems regurgitated, they develop a penchant for gay drama. The Hijacked Victimhood Drama exposed to the whole Internet how pitiful these virtue signalling, clout chasing losers who never scored a girl in their sad lives truly are.

Two predators were outed - Mangs and Chaz. However, what started out as a #MeToo campaign quickly devolved into butthurt gay drama. Chaz was clout chasing by championing for Mangs' victim Goosaphone. Then Chaz's victim Indie showed up and Goose and Lucky Crit tried their hardest to shut her down. No real difference was made becase the majority of the community are basement dwellers and cosplayers who enable the sexualiziation of a game made for children.


(( HIJACK OUR VICTIMHOOD ))