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'''Kraut and Tea''' or '''[[powerword|Joseph Lancaster]]''' single-handedly stopped the raise of the {{hover|anti-semitic|try typing Kraut and Tea into the search field and press search}}, meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.
[[Fire Emblem]] [[Youtube Nobodies|youtubing]] for the most part is [[retarded]] [[attention whores]] overdramatizing getting fucked by the RNG, a core mechanic worshipped by [[YOU|dumb fucks]], and drooling over [[waifu]]s. When they run out of content to milk of the latest game Intelligent Systems [[copypasta|regurgitated]], they develop a penchant for gay drama. The ''Hijacked Victimhood Drama'' exposed to the whole [[Internet]] how pitiful these [[YOU|virtue signalling, clout chasing losers who never scored a girl in their sad lives]] truly are.


Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.
Two predators were outed - Mangs and Chaz. However, what started out as a #MeToo campaign quickly devolved into butthurt gay drama. Chaz was [[Hypocrisy|clout chasing]] by [[White Knighting|championing]] for Mangs' victim Goosaphone. Then Chaz's victim Indie showed up and Goose and Lucky Crit tried their hardest to shut her down. No real difference was made becase the majority of the community are [[basement dweller]]s and [[cosplayer]]s who enable the [[pr0n|sexualiziation]] of a game made for children.


In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends [[Sargon of Akkad]] (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) decided to ditch their support for him.


 
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Featured Article - She's Hijacking My Fucking Victimhood

Fire Emblem youtubing for the most part is retarded attention whores overdramatizing getting fucked by the RNG, a core mechanic worshipped by dumb fucks, and drooling over waifus. When they run out of content to milk of the latest game Intelligent Systems regurgitated, they develop a penchant for gay drama. The Hijacked Victimhood Drama exposed to the whole Internet how pitiful these virtue signalling, clout chasing losers who never scored a girl in their sad lives truly are.

Two predators were outed - Mangs and Chaz. However, what started out as a #MeToo campaign quickly devolved into butthurt gay drama. Chaz was clout chasing by championing for Mangs' victim Goosaphone. Then Chaz's victim Indie showed up and Goose and Lucky Crit tried their hardest to shut her down. No real difference was made becase the majority of the community are basement dwellers and cosplayers who enable the sexualiziation of a game made for children.


(( HIJACK OUR VICTIMHOOD ))