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{{Aspie}}
{{Aspie}}
[[Image:Who_I_am_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|thumb|[[Harpoons|The harpoons: man them]]]]
[[Image:Who_I_am_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|thumb|[[Harpoons|The harpoons: man them]]]]
<b>[http://kelseyalicia.deviantart.com KelseyAlicia]</b> is a [[tartlet]] with <[[over 9000]] [[Shit|wonderful pieces of artwork]] displayed on her page. She is also well-known for being an absolute <i>[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]</i> fantard, and faps fervently to Yugi and his bum-chum, Pharaoh.
[[image:ART MASSACRE.jpg|thumb|right|Gallery's closed... due to AIDS]]
 
<b>[http://kelseyalicia.deviantart.com KelseyAlicia]</b> is a [[tartlet]] with [[over 9000]] [[Shit|wonderful pieces of artwork]] displayed on her page. She is also well-known for being an absolute <i>[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]</i> fantard, and faps fervently to Yugi and his bum-chum, Pharaoh.


Oh yeah. And she draws like a fucking 3-year old. Kelsey's age is known to be 20. Know this as you read on.
Oh yeah. And she draws like a fucking 3-year old. Kelsey's age is known to be 20. Know this as you read on.


She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.
She gained small notoriety from previous raids, but moar recently from a someone calling for a raid, after her retardation was rediscovered. Some of [[B|/b/]], in a frightening display of [[faggotry]], have come to the conclusion that Kelsey has [[assburgers]], and therefore is not [[raid]]-able. This, of course, is [[bullshit]] on many levels. Some of [[anonymous]] has already taken it upon themselves to raid her tartlet account. Note comments hidden by user.


==Gallery of Assburgers Syndrome==
==Gallery of Assburgers Syndrome==
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This bitch uploads to an almost daily basis, so she has a rough estimate of about 1,000+ pieces of [[Shit|artwork]] displayed. All of which are [[lulz]]y, as well as eye-raping.
This bitch uploads to an almost daily basis, so she has a rough estimate of about 1,000+ pieces of [[Shit|artwork]] displayed. All of which are [[lulz]]y, as well as eye-raping.


<center>
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:My_ID_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|When the self-portrait is prettier than the real thing.
Image:My_ID_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|When the self-portrait is prettier than the real thing.
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Image:Subliminals_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|THE TRUTH REVEALED
Image:Subliminals_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|THE TRUTH REVEALED
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>


No srsly, there is moar than that even.
No srsly, there is moar than that even.
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Anyway. Kelsey also has a few moar things to say about anon. Shall we look?
Anyway. Kelsey also has a few moar things to say about anon. Shall we look?


<center>
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Enoughhgf7.jpg|She wants you to know that she isn't [[Retard|retrared]]
Image:Enoughhgf7.jpg|She wants you to know that she isn't [[Retard|retrared]]
Image:Hahahahaxi7.jpg|Next she'll [[buy a dog.]]
Image:Hahahahaxi7.jpg|Next she'll [[buy a dog]].
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>


Now waiting for her to discover this page. It should be [[lulz]]y.
Now waiting for her to discover this page. It should be [[lulz]]y.
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==[[Lies|She's Very Gifted with Words]]==
==[[Lies|She's Very Gifted with Words]]==
[[Image:Penicalnu5.jpg|thumb|... [[Cock|Penicals.]]
[[Image:Penicalnu5.jpg|thumb|... [[Cock|Penicals.]]]]
In addition to being a [[Retarded|gifted]] artist, she is also a very [[Fail|gifted]] writer. Actually, compared to her artwork, her writing is almost passable--the important word here being "almost." "Almost" means it could "almost" make the stupidest of [[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] come with a violent spasm, while the [[Grammar nazi|rest of us]] are "almost" too distracted by her blatant grammatical mistakes to even take in the mind-bogglingly retarded descriptions, plot-points and characterization.
In addition to being a [[Retarded|gifted]] artist, she is also a very [[Fail|gifted]] writer. Actually, compared to her artwork, her writing is almost passable--the important word here being "almost." "Almost" means it could "almost" make the stupidest of [[16-year-old girls]] and [[13-year-old boys]] come with a violent spasm, while the [[Grammar nazi|rest of us]] are "almost" too distracted by her blatant grammatical mistakes to even take in the mind-bogglingly retarded descriptions, plot-points and characterization.


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==I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own==
==I Reject your Reality and Substitute it with My Own==
[[Image:evann.jpg|thumb|left|Evan, who swore he was drunk when he kissed the beast.]]


{{quote|I've only kissed one boy [[IRL|in 'real life]]' [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Me-and-Evan-66914072 Evan]. But I've kissed just about every boy on my listed of favoirt boys in my dreams. Started with Leo from Ninja turtles and so far I've also had the pleasure of tasting Zuko, Atem, Yugi and Kurt lips. I'm still waiting on Aang [[Pedo|a peck on the cheek of course,]] Rai, Chase Young, Robin, Caleb, and Danny.|Kelsey| showing some [[Sephirothslave]] tendencies, [[amirite]]?}}
{{quote|I've only kissed one boy [[IRL|in 'real life]]' [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Me-and-Evan-66914072 Evan]. But I've kissed just about every boy on my listed of favoirt boys in my dreams. Started with Leo from Ninja turtles and so far I've also had the pleasure of tasting Zuko, Atem, Yugi and Kurt lips. I'm still waiting on Aang [[Pedo|a peck on the cheek of course,]] Rai, Chase Young, Robin, Caleb, and Danny.|Kelsey| showing some [[Sephirothslave]] tendencies, [[amirite]]?}}
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Notice that the [[Fatass|whale]] doesn't appear to draw herself up to size. Who didn't see that one coming, though.
Notice that the [[Fatass|whale]] doesn't appear to draw herself up to size. Who didn't see that one coming, though.


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<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Bad_Boy_Make_Out_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]
Image:Bad_Boy_Make_Out_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]
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Image:My_dream_2_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|Showing off her talent for [[Masturbation|massages]].
Image:My_dream_2_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|Showing off her talent for [[Masturbation|massages]].
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</gallery>
</center>


==Moar pix==
==Moar pix==
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<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Playingwithmyballsoo9.jpg
Image:Playingwithmyballsoo9.jpg
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Image:Atem_and_Aziza_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg
Image:Atem_and_Aziza_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg
Image:Akandin_hitting_Aziza_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|BITCH SMACKED.
Image:Akandin_hitting_Aziza_by_Kelseyalicia.jpg|BITCH SMACKED.
Image:TrollingKelseyalicia-cropped.PNG|[[Troll]]ing Kelseyalicia's <[[DeviantTART]]. LULZ!
Image:TrollingKelseyalicia-cropped.PNG|[[Troll]]ing Kelseyalicia's <DeviantTART. LULZ!
Image:Morebutthurt-cropped.JPG|More [[butthurt]] and [[Waaaambulance|BAAWWW!]]
Image:Morebutthurt-cropped.JPG|More [[butthurt]] and [[Waaaambulance|BAAWWW!]]
Image:Kelseyaliciagay-cropped.JPG|[[Faggot|Gay.]]
Image:Kelseyaliciagay-cropped.JPG|[[Faggot|Gay.]]
Image:pearlkrabs.gif|Her [[fursona|final form]].
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>
==Response to the article==
[[Image:Kylekelsey.jpg|thumb|left|Kyle went full derp]]
On November 7, someone tried to blank the article which was promptly reverted. The second try involved her 'brother' [[lol|trying to reason with ED]]. Again, thwarted promptly by [[Rape|banning]].
{{squote|Kelsey Alicia, in fact, has [[Assburgers|Asperger's syndrome]], [[batshit|bi-polar disorder]], and other various mental and developmental issues and I can verify the legitimacy of the difficulty of life that she has had and continues to have. I can give witness to the fact that her drawings are actually [[No|a considerable feat]] given her general lack of fine motor skills, skills doctors said she would never have.
I can attest that her weight issues, about which you commented so eloquently, are due to the various medications she has been on for the majority of her life and the affect they have on her thyroid and metabolism. I can report that she has lost over 40 lbs in the last year. I can tell you these things because I am her brother, a legitimate source.
The purpose of this website is parody and satire. This is neither. This is libel. This is filth. And this is [[Truth|wrong]]. I will make a simple plea: Reconsider what you are doing. This isn't funny. This is down right [[Butthurt|hurtful]]. Not only to her, but to myself and the other members of her family. The level of defamation and humiliation I found on this page is atrocious. There simply is no reason to do this.
If this page continues to be up here, [[Taking Down ED|I will delete its contents once a day, every day until it stops]]. If this page is really worth continuing to re-post its contents, then I think you should probably reconsider your life's values and priorities.
Thank you for your time,
Kyleshevlin|Response by 'Kyle', who's probably a figment of Kelsey's imagination.}}
TL;DR, my sister is a tard


==Fun Facts!!==
==Fun Facts!!==


*[http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/My-stuffed-animals-colletion-1-69270433 Kelsey owns 138 [[Yiff|stuffed animals.]]]
*[http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/My-stuffed-animals-colletion-1-69270433 Kelsey owns 138] [[Plushie|stuffed animals.]]


*Kelsey has many talents; including and very limited to [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Bowling-scores-64569414 being a good bowler,] [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Me-spinning-a-ball-69269620 throwing and spinning balls on all of her fingers,] [[Do not want|giving great massages,]] [[Lies|and being very gifted with words which helps her writing and reading a lot too.]] Note, again, that she is 20 years old and this is all she can brag about.
*Kelsey has many talents; including and very limited to [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Bowling-scores-64569414 being a good bowler,] [http://Kelseyalicia.deviantart.com/art/Me-spinning-a-ball-69269620 throwing and spinning balls on all of her fingers,] [[Do not want|giving great massages,]] [[Lies|and being very gifted with words which helps her writing and reading a lot too.]] Note, again, that she is 20 years old and this is all she can brag about.
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*Just so you get it into your head... <b>she thinks cartoon people are more real than... real people.</b> More on this [[Bullshit|theory]] laterz.
*Just so you get it into your head... <b>she thinks cartoon people are more real than... real people.</b> More on this [[Bullshit|theory]] laterz.


==See Also==
==See Also==
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{{Aspies}}
{{Aspies}}
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{{Timeline|Featured article November 10 & November 11, [[2011]]|[[KrappleGuy]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBA}}
{{Timeline|Featured article November 10 & November 11, [[2011]]|[[KrappleGuy]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Judge William Adams]]}}


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