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[[Image:THE_ALARM.JPG|thumb|600px|center|[[Switch police on|Switch police on]]!]] | [[Image:THE_ALARM.JPG|thumb|600px|center|[[Switch police on|Switch police on]]!]] | ||
[[Image:Self_Defense_AK-47.jpg||thumb|right|When the [[Slowpoke|cops take a half hour to arrive]], how will [[You|YOU]] survive?]] | [[Image:Self_Defense_AK-47.jpg||thumb|right|When the [[Slowpoke|cops take a half hour to arrive]], how will [[You|YOU]] survive?]] | ||
[[Image:Switch.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Whats supposed to happen.]] | [[Image:Switch.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Whats supposed to happen.]] | ||
[[Image:Typicalliberal.jpg|thumb|right|What really happens.]] | [[Image:Typicalliberal.jpg|thumb|right|What really happens.]] | ||
'''Brinks Home Security''' is both a new [[meme]] and a shitty [[WRY|alarm system]] that [[pussy]] [[liberal]]s can get installed in their [[Bullshit|100% secure]] [[Hugbox|hugboxes]] in order to give them a false sense of security. | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:52, 25 December 2015
Brinks Home Security is both a new meme and a shitty alarm system that pussy liberals can get installed in their 100% secure hugboxes in order to give them a false sense of security.
The Ad Fail
Nigger: *KNOCK*
Ginger Chick: Did you hear that?
Random Dude: It's our first night in the new house, do you want me to check?
Ginger Chick: Ok
Random Dude: *Walks to top of stair case*
Random Dude: *Notices that a nigger is attempting to break his front door down* (Why would he knock if he's going to break in?)
Nigger: *THUD* *THUD* *CRACKLE*
Alarm: WRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYY
Nigger: *sprints off into the night (Duh - Everyone knows niggers run fast)
Random Dude: I SAW A GUY TRY TO BREAK IN!!!
Ginger Chick: WHAT?
Random Dude: THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF!
Phone: RING RING RING
Ginger Chick: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Closet Fag: This is Andy from Brink's Home Security, are you alright?
Ginger Chick: MY HUSBAND SAW A SOMEONE TO BREAK IN
Closet Fag: IM SENDING HELP RIGHT NAO!
The Lulz
Obviously, security systems from Brinks seem to be over 9000 times moar effective at deterring Anonymous than traditional dog curtains and phone tracing.
Of course while the WRYYYY noise may scare Anonymous off, a nigger will simply pull his glock out and shoot the homeowner in the cock for installing such annoying shit. And of course anyone who buys such a security system is a pussy liberal who cannot use guns, and will be therefore B& IRL by some piece of shit on welfare looking for cocaine money.
Meme Status
Given all this win, "THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF" got meme status on /b/ and /k/ for its correct portrayal of how a nigger can flee like a scared kitten. GREAT COMMERCIAL, BRINKS. YOU ARE TOTALLY GIVING PEOPLE A REALISTIC IDEA OF WHAT NIGGERS DO WHEN THEY HEAR SOMEONE CLEARING A LEVEL ON PACMAN.
See Also
External Links
Shitty Brinks Commercial #1
Shitty Brinks Commercial #2
Shitty Brinks Commercial #3
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