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[[File:Crossdresserevan.jpg|thumb|'''Evan also has been knowing to wear women's clothing with this ad he placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others''']]'''Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown''', Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of ''Beyond The Edge Of Reality'' at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio] and host and owner of {{fbid|SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters}} is a known children's exploiter and female abuser. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". Known for [[John Wayne Gacy|dressing like a creepy clown]] he sometimes claims that his paranormal internet radio show far surpasses everyone else's program. Known for self loathing, cries for attention and uses that to gain pity or sympathy of others. Also known as a paranormal tough guy he bullies women and intimidates others into go into hiding with quotes such as "I'll destroy you" and "ruin you for life" and "put you through the ringer"! Evan Jensen is a known children kidnapper receiving a 10 year prison sentence for a class A felony prior to that he attempted to kidnap an individual, then four years later succeeded at doing so. Below is a statement that Krusty posted just more proof that his head is in the clouds a boy trapped in a mans body full of jealous and envy;
{{work|more detached snark, and less personal language}}
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''Who is this ass clown man of the cloth in Milwaukee Oregon living at the Spring Creek Apartments who calls himself a warrior of Catholicism yet continues to mislead the public secretly with hate speech, libel, slander, threats, bullying, abusing, harassment, perverse attacks, racial slurs, bigotry, bestiality and Hitler related attacks?''
{{eduser|AbusedByEvan}}


[[Image:0clown1.jpg|thumb|Clown Photo 1!]] [[Image:0clown2.jpg|thumb|Clown Photo 2!]]
[[Image:0SMALLCLOWN.jpg|thumb|Clown Photo 3!]]


==Winning the Paranormal Shame Award==
[[File:Crossdresserevan.jpg|thumb|'''Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others''']]'''Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown''', Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of ''Beyond The Edge Of Reality'' at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio] and host and owner of {{fbid|SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters}} is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation  ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.
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{{quote|'''And The 2013 Paranormal Shame Award……..'''<br /><br />Goes to Evan Jensen!!! Yes you Evan. You obviously want your name spread around so here, I will help you out with that!


Folks, earlier this year it was brought to my attention that Evan Jensen was harassing people. I let it go ( kind of) but just kept an eye out when his name seemed to pop up. I wasn’t ignoring it but I also only had the sides of the stories from his victims, not his side as well.


Well it seems I never will get his side because he will never want anyone to know the truth. See he started messing with personal friends of mine now. He basically picked a fight after a request was made to reschedule a radio show appearance. He then started making hate films for youtube and when I spoke out in my friends defense he threw me in as well….. Well tried to anyway….. I can always blame it on “Jesse Ross” lmao I am telling you folks he’s not too bright. My last name is Roth (all of four letters and he misspelled two of them). Dude seriously???? Did you even pass elementary school grammar.
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His only snipes at me is that I am a prick and supposedly a para stalker…… Hmmmmm now tell me again who is snagging MY pictures off the internet and making hate movies???? Oh wait…. That’s YOU….. The famous Evan Jensen!
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So now this more than pleasant man has now resorted to messaging and threatening people in the middle of the night and also using fake Facebook profiles…. And how old are we now?|sanity's evil twin|http://sanityseviltwin.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/and-the-2013-paranormal-shame-award/}}
 
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==Evan Gets Terminated From Super Unknown ==
==Evan Gets Terminated From Super Unknown ==
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At one time when Evan began as what he calls a paranormal investigator, he belonged to a group called Super Unknown. The real truth Krusty does not want you to know is they barred him from the team because he is much of a douche online and he is offline. This is the statement they posted in return about Evan no longer being with them anymore. His name of the group is on the banner at the conference. Now, after dealing with him first hand, he is not even a part of there camp. You have to ask yourselves why has he gone through 7 Co Host, two paranormal teams and lost over 300 friends over his moronic behaviors.
At one time when Evan began as what he calls a paranormal investigator he belonged to a group called Super Unknown. The real truth Krusty does not want you to know is they disbarred him from the team. As per interviewing one of the team members a female involved with the group all I was told is that he was faking evidence and threatening other team members. Which just shows everyone that he is much of a douche online and he is offline. This is the statement they posted in return about Evan no longer being with them anymore. Think about it his name of his group is on the banner at the conference now after dealing with him first hand he is not even a part of there camp. You have to ask yourselves why has he gone through 7 Co Host, two paranormal teams and lost over 300 friends over his moronic behaviors. FAIL!
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File:Superunknown1.jpg|Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
File:Superunknown1.jpg|Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
File:Superunknown.jpg|He is not with them anymore!
File:Superunknown.jpg|He is not with them anymore!
File:SuperunknownEvanfallingout.jpg|Falling Out!
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==Evan's Criminal Record Note Felony Attempted Kidnapping, Kidnapping & Worst Driver Of The Year Award==
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|[[File:Records2.jpg|records2.jpg]]{{center|More worst driving}}
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|[[File:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg]]{{center|Full criminal record}}
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==Pedophilia==
Although Evan claims he is not a child predator their have been many complaints of him exploiting other peoples children. In this case he bombed a paranormal page which has allot of underage kids with graphic pornography. Sure their is no nudity but with a cheap PSP job pasting the founders photo onto a person being bent over and coloring in a fake ass it is the worst epic fail in the history of PSP. In any case one of the staff on that page is a 12 year old child. Thus when Evan sends out material like these he is also committing online acts of Pedophilia using Spring Creek Demon Busters in Milwaukee Oregon and Beyond The Edge Of Reality as a front for his grand scheme of things. The page beyond bullshit even talks about this disgusting atrocity that Evan put himself in. Check out [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown&action=submit#External_links External Links]let the LULZ continue as this guy is begging for prison stripes!
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[[File:Yetiattacks2.jpg|thumb| Evan trolls [[Angelofthynight]]]]</center>
File:Yetiattacks2.jpg|Sending graphic images to child friendly group of rape
File:Beyondbullshit.jpg|Beyond Bullshit DISGUSTED by Evan Jensen
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==Claims by this drunken clown==
*Claims that he is working for the FEDS, so if you read this article expect to be visited by them. Or not.
*Claims that he was ordained by the Catholic church, but as Evan is very open about his pedophilia the church rejected him.
*Claims that he was in the navy seals. He might have been inside a seal and a navy, but not at the same time.


==Fraudulent claims==
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'''Fraudulent Claims:''' ''One of the best demonologist in the world and trained by Ed & Lorraine NOT true! The Warrens want nothing to do with Evan as a matter in fact the closest thing Evan ever came to was when he visited one house that had dust in a basement which he said were demonic.''
File:Evan06.jpg|The Power of Evan compels YOU
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'''The Lorraine Warren Lie'''
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File:Evan05.jpg|Look at my cross I do no wrong
 
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''Despite whet the rest of the world thinks when Evan gets mad rather then facing you like a fucking man he will go onto paranormal pages calling people drug dealers and child molesters. Adherent to the fact that anybody can federally go into the sex offenders database and type that persons name in. Evan who says he is "King of the paranormal" therefore he feels that calling others child molesters is a way to ruin there good names for his own personal gain and kicks. When in all reality his is a felon himself convicted of kidnapping and attempted kidnapping see records below. This was Judi's response Evans little drunk bitch said about all of this [http://www.4shared.com/mp3/ga8OAIRCce/Deaththreats.html I Will Put You In A HOLE.mp3!]''
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==The Jensen Gallery==
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File:Springcreepapt.jpg|Spring Creek Apartments
File:0Evan2.jpg|Creeper Van
File:0Evan1.jpg|Romancing Those Children
File:Evan01.jpg|His Apartment
File:Evan02.jpg|Outside of his Apt.
File:Evan03.jpg|Bald & Toothless
File:Evan04.jpg|Creepy Nerd
File:Evan07.jpg|Dressed for court
File:Evan09.jpg|Short as an oompa loompa
File:Evan08.jpg|Another Apt self shot
File:Evan10.jpg|Grandma Arms
File:Evan11.jpg|Attention
File:Evan12.jpg|Looking for victims by the River
File:Evanmartini1.jpg|He says he does not drink nice martini
File:Evansombrero.jpg|How drunk were you?
File:Hacksawjimmy.jpg|Whose body did you chop up?
File:Childmolesterlie.jpg|This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
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==Hatred of blacks and faking paranormal evidence==
In addition to this are screen shots interviewing others which state that the clown fakes evidence and is a racist. Truth be told Evan HATES African Americans he also is a white supremacist apparently turning a gun on his own Sergeant during his time in the military where he was dishonorably discharged. In just 2014 alone he has lost 7 Co host to his radio show at [http://www.beyondthedgeofreality.com/#!/page_CHAT Beyond The Edge Of Reality Copycat Radio]
 
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|[[File:FromBruce.jpg|FromBruce.jpg]]{{center|From Bruce}}
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==Spring Creek Demon Shitters==
 
''These are screen shots from Evan's three page website which he shut down and decided he would run a group off his face book page to debauchery [https://www.facebook.com/SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters?ref=br_tf Spring Creek Demon Shitters On Facebook] Evan is fairly new to the paranormal community the truth is he seen it on television and thought up one day hey maybe I could be famous. Pulling out the Catholic Card, lying, cheating and pitting good paranormal groups apart. He thinks that being online makes him the king even though what we post is validated docs he does not want anyone to see she he is a laughing sham. He calls this a paranormal site no evidence, awards, credentials and poor spelling all over.
 
Boasting off about gaining powers all the way from being a warrior in the battlefield. Does he think that the internet is a battlefield I sometimes wonder with his delusional hysteria. He contracts everything he says for example he states he is professional, credible and is out to help others. But his actions show differently based on exploiting the children of the parents he hates, spreading lies, hate speech, bullying, sexism and perverse actions. Then he is talking about being a Catholic orientated group but on another page talking about magic and the new age. Is it one or the other? He will talk about how Elmo came to life in his apartment then he burned white sage and cast out this great evil. I thought that the Diocese uses holy water and the bible?
 
Is it the fact he uses Catholicism as a front so others trust him then he victimizes them. We made a gallery of his site read it and laugh your fucking asses off. He says he is the best paranormal investigator in the world if you blinked you would not even knew this site existed. All its hits probably came from me picking it apart at how one minute he is talking about bestiality on facebook and on his so called paranormal site pretending to be the pope. Your a sheep in wolves clothing nothing more Evan Jerk-off Jensen.''
 
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File:Postshows.jpg|Was on a facebook show? HUH
File:AssistUFOs.jpg|If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
File:Mission.jpg|Also Plays GOD.
File:PsychicEvanEmily.jpg|I am your hero.
File:Spelling1.jpg|He will come in your home.
File:Spelling5.jpg|No Science ALL guess work.
File:Spelling6.jpg|What footage where is the proof?
File:Spelling7.jpg|The case where Elmo came alive!
File:Spelling8.jpg|He will help threaten and kidnap you!
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==Tough Words From A Little Man & Thief==
 
''Evan Jensen's '''ramblings''' are full of '''LULZ''' as he threatens others with police, post their home addresses, threatens others with intimidation and even tells others who they are or are not allowed to be friends with. Now bare in mind when you go through these screen shots collected by various sources these are just a small percentage of all the abuse he has put others through. Everything from trying to get peoples radio shows off the air to stealing Dark Side Radio which was canceled from Blogtalkradio when they found out that this clown stole it and its copyright. So whenever you see a screencap please note everytime he mentions Darkside it is not owned by him as '''Evan is a dirty kidnapping piece of worthless shit thief'''. To prove that this is true we are providing the public with information so you can see that Evan is a thief do the research yourself. P.A.C.C is Copyrighten under Federal law copyrighted with WGAW # 1631165 AND # 1664450'' [https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dark-Side/419971628048200 P.A.C.C] ''and these are the '''ISBN Numbers''' from '''Carol Malone''' who was robbed by Mr Jensen.''
 
'''ISBN-13: 978-1438943954'''<br />
'''ISBN-13: 978-1937004040'''<br />
'''ISBN-13: 978-1937004446'''<br />
 
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|[[File:Annettebeingbullied.jpg|Annettebeingbullied.jpg]]{{center|Intimidating Annette to back away}}
|[[File:0morebullyingevan1.jpg|0morebullyingevan1.jpg]]{{center|Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show}}
|[[File:Annettebeingbullied1.jpg|Annettebeingbullied1.jpg]]{{center|Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands}}
|[[File:Evanrantingbullshit.jpg|Evanrantingbullshit.jpg]]{{center|Delusional and Paranoia}}
|[[File:Petition.jpg|Petition.jpg]]{{center|Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW}}
|[[File:AttackingJill.jpg|AttackingJill.jpg]]{{center|Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!}}
|[[File:BigtalkEvan.jpg|BigtalkEvan.jpg]]{{center|Brett calls Evan out for lying}}
|[[File:Evancallsbrettfaggot.jpg|Evancallsbrettfaggot.jpg]]{{center|Evans remark everything is PSP}}
|[[File:Darrenwood2.jpg|Darrenwood2.jpg]]{{center|Bullying Darren}}
|[[File:Darrenwood1.jpg|Darrenwood1.jpg]]{{center|Calling him scumbag}}
|[[File:Defamationofhawkscancer.jpg|Defamationofhawkscancer.jpg]]{{center|Knocking man dying of cancer}}
|[[File:Evancreatesfakedatingprofile1.jpg|Evancreatesfakedatingprofile1.jpg]]{{center|Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital}}
|[[File:Demands1.jpg|Demands1.jpg]]{{center|Evan is watching YOU}}
|[[File:Demands2.jpg|Demands2.jpg]]{{center|Do what I say or get destroyed}}
|[[File:Evanbigtalker.jpg|Evanbigtalker.jpg]]{{center|Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch}}
|[[File:0Postingaddresses.jpg|0Postingaddresses.jpg]]{{center|Posting peoples home addresses STALKER}}
|[[File:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg]]{{center|Full criminal record}}
|[[File:ExaminercommentEvan1.jpg|ExaminercommentEvan1.jpg]]{{center|Felony clown bullshit}}
|[[File:Morebullying.jpg|Morebullying.jpg]]{{center|He really is referring to himself}}
|[[File:Morebullying1.jpg|Morebullying1.jpg]]{{center|More stalkerish behavior}}
|[[File:Morebullying2.jpg|Morebullying2.jpg]]{{center|Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}}
|[[File:Palsystrikesagain.jpg|Palsystrikesagain.jpg]]{{center|At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ}}
|[[File:Psychicthiefpost.jpg|Psychicthiefpost.jpg]]{{center|Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained}}
|[[File:Rapebully.jpg|Rapebully.jpg]]{{center|Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV}}
|[[File:Ringer.jpg|Ringer.jpg]]{{center|This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer}}
|[[File:Smallguytoughtalk.jpg|Smallguytoughtalk.jpg]]{{center|Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE}}
|[[File:Smallguytoughtalk1.jpg|Smallguytoughtalk1.jpg]]{{center|Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?}}
|[[File:Smallguytoughtalk3.jpg|Smallguytoughtalk3.jpg]]{{center|His work? What work? Pictures of dust!}}
|[[File:Smallguytoughtalk4.jpg|Smallguytoughtalk4.jpg]]{{center|Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up}}
|[[File:Smallguytoughtalk5.jpg|Smallguytoughtalk5.jpg]]{{center|More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ}}
|[[File:0Darksideradiopost.jpg|0Darksideradiopost.jpg]]{{center|Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole}}
|[[File:0Evanandlaw.jpg|0Evanandlaw.jpg]]{{center|Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU}}
|[[File:0Iamsickfullofhateevan.jpg|0Iamsickfullofhateevan.jpg]]{{center|PITY ME So I Can SHIT on YOU!}}
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*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chief-Exorcist-and-Archbishop-Ron-Feyl-SOSM/303185913067999?sk=timeline|Chief Exorcist and Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
*{{wikilink|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishop_Ron_Feyl|Bishop Ron Feyl}}
*{{Linkedin|https://www.linkedin.com/pub/archbishop-ron-feyl/23/11b/974|Archbishop Ron Feyl}}
*http://www.orderofexorcists.com/


==Krusty On Youtube==
==Krusty On Youtube==
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'''Evan goes INSANE on Paranormal World Radio cannot shut his dick sucker!'''
'''Evan goes INSANE on Paranormal World Radio cannot shut his dick sucker!'''
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'''Christina George EXPOSES Evan with LIVE callers who expose the clown!'''
'''Christina George EXPOSES Evan with LIVE callers who expose the clown!'''
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'''Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!'''}}</center>
'''Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!'''}}</center>
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==Evans Thirst For Power==
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[[File:Evanpower.jpg|500px]] [[File:LegacyEvan.jpg|500px]]</center>
''Keep in mind only the 1st amendment applies to this clown if you talk about him on dramatic, facebook or google he will report you TRY IT dare you to! According to Evan he has a LEGACY that is why his shows only get 16 replays half of them from some of us who bust a gut just listening to laugh at his drunk slurring. He admits that he will die someday soon little does the public know that he came up with a brain tumor story to justify why he cannot properly spell. He has no brain tumor he just is a fucking retard and looks like humpty dumpty!''
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==Evan The Ordained==
''The real truth is that Krusty goes around saying he was ordained by Archbishop Feyl however this not the case. The Catholic church would never ordain such a criminal especially one that is the LULZ. When Evan was caught in the Lorraine Warren lie he then went on to say the church ordained him to exorcise demons. Anybody can wear a cross or a rosary it does not mean that you are not a nutcase. You can check out the archbishops websites at:''
http://www.orderofexorcists.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishop_Ron_Feyl
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/archbishop-ron-feyl/23/11b/974
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chief-Exorcist-and-Archbishop-Ron-Feyl-SOSM/303185913067999?sk=timeline
''He has been using the Archbishop as a front to say he is a saint and that others should worship him.''
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File:Evan05.jpg|Look at my cross I do no wrong
File:Evan06.jpg|The Power of Evan compels YOU
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==Evan & The Navy Seals==
The fucktard claims he was in the Navy Seals this is after he posted a banner that says "He what happens when you tick of Navy Seal" war is on! What war is that you creating fake female accounts? Exploiting children? Sending porn to child friendly groups on FB? If that is how you conduct war then I am the fucking pope haha.  Pay close attention to the following images we have posted below read it and weep. He is NOT in the Seals data base another bold face lie to make himself seem like a tough guy!
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[[File:Navysealthreats.jpg]] [[File:Navyseallie.jpg]]</center>
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==Evans Responses To His Wiki ED Page==
He bitches, pisses and moans he cannot edit his own page. Just another clown does not understand ED and how wiki works. Does he not realize that he is not allowed to edit this page but the Ed's can. He has no idea who had made this page about him everything that is posted can be found publicly. I take it he does not like his page and that we are getting a rise out of the perverse clown! The Ed's are watching you Evan so am I and why? Because your nothing more then a TOOL a bald fat toothless waste of human space and contribute nothing to the world feeding off the system then trying to make an extra buck off your fake demons.
[[File:Evanattacksdramatica.jpg.]]
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==Evans Inbred Friends==
==Evans Inbred Friends==
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We also have two other supporters of this clown first one being Darlene Watts owner of Haunted Ispeming at [https://www.facebook.com/HauntedIsh Haunted Ishpeming] who is one mouthy bitch on FB at [https://www.facebook.com/hauntedishpeming?fref=ts Darlene Watts On Facebook].  
We also have two other supporters of this clown first one being Darlene Watts owner of Haunted Ispeming at [https://www.facebook.com/HauntedIsh Haunted Ishpeming] who is one mouthy bitch on FB at [https://www.facebook.com/hauntedishpeming?fref=ts Darlene Watts On Facebook].  


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File:JohnAlbrechtliesagain.jpg|John never lies
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File:Weaponscharges.jpg|Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
File:Darlenerealwitch.jpg|Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
File:Lesliesausagenose.jpg|Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan
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==Evans Fan Of The Year Leslie Shelton==
Ladies beware this man could be the Phoenix stalker John Albrecht Jr. is a menace a third party editor that will do anything for the Examiner.com and Beforeitnews.com to get that story even if it means stealing identities, creating sock puppet accounts, writing libelous stories for this clown Evan Jensen. Say goodbye your career for the examiner its over LULZ like any of us give a fuck about you. Stalk and scare women because your inbred sick ass chose to align yourself with a clown you came out of the wood work.


While we have Leslie Marie Shelton who has been in trouble for over breeding her pigs then selling them for high outrageous amounts of $ she is also has a criminal record of disability and welfare fraud. Her petting zoo called [http://littlecrittersmobilepettingzooandfarm.bookingtroll.com/index/about Little Critters Piggy Pals and Farm] in Cheyenne Wyoming 2615 Whitney Rd was nearly closed due to some of the animals being poised by arsenic [http://www.kgwn.tv/home/headlines/Local-petting-zoo-suffers-startling--254822881.html Local Petting Zoo Suffers Startling Loss] She also runs an puppy mill, illegal puts down sick animals which is against federal regulations because she does not want to pay the vet and has no breeders licence. She sells her pigs on her twitter at [https://twitter.com/wyo4fun Leslie's Twitter] and has faked rape to try to get some mall to pay her in a law suit that never really happened. She is considered according to her "One of Evan's besties" therefore when he clowns around she supports his retardation. You can read her email further above from wyo4fun@msn.com
If that does not give you chills this is the news article that you can use to compare to how dangerous John Albrecht Jr. and Evan Jensen truly are to a society in general.


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''[http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/07/man_sentenced_for_2006_assault.html "Cuyahoga Falls man sentenced to 4 years in prison after spending 2 years on the run"]''
File:Lesinstraps.jpg|Looks a bit crossed eyed
File:Restrainingorder1.jpg|Restraining Order
File:Welfarefraud.jpg|Welfare Fraud
File:Perjury1.jpg|Felony Perjury 1
File:Perjury2.jpg|Felony Perjury 2
File:Perjury3.jpg|Felony Perjury 3
File:Fakerape.jpg|Rape Scam
File:Lesliecrazybitch1.jpg|Taking Peoples Kids Away
File:Lesliecrazybitch2.jpg|Lying about husband he works for Fed-Ex
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==Evan & Leslie Threaten With Insane Threatening Emails==
==Evan & Leslie Threaten With Insane Threatening Emails==


''On Augusts 18th the ass clown finally responds in an email throwing in that these emails are being watched by the federal government. Come on man don't you think the NSA or FBI has better things to do then listen to a felon kidnapper be called an ass clown. This is America we can call you Pigfat if we wanted too! The letter then goes from weird to strange with talks of an officer Brady then threatening how he is watching and how the person in the email is going to jail for impersonation WTF impersonation? So if I show up to your door telling you to kiss my ass you can have me thrown in jail. If you had any clue at all you would realize you do not know your laws well. You post addresses of women online at least nobody on dramatic or elsewhere posted what apartment you live at. Evan cannot even conform a sentence let alone speak intellectually so we do believe maybe the sweet nectar has eaten away at his little monkey brains''
On Augusts 18th the ass clown finally responds in an email throwing in that these emails are being watched by the federal government. Come on man don't you think the NSA or FBI has better things to do then listen to a felon kidnapper be called an ass clown. This is America we can call you Pigfat if we wanted too! The letter then goes from weird to strange with talks of an officer Brady then threatening how he is watching and how the person in the email is going to jail for impersonation WTF impersonation? So if I show up to your door telling you to kiss my ass you can have me thrown in jail. If you had any clue at all you would realize you do not know your laws well. You post addresses of women online at least nobody on dramatic or elsewhere posted what apartment you live at. Evan cannot even conform a sentence let alone speak intellectually so we do believe maybe the sweet nectar has eaten away at his little monkey brains


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File:Emailevandelusionalpart1.jpg|Federal Threats and Officer Brady
File:Emailevandelusionalpart1.jpg|Federal Threats and Officer Brady
File:Emailevandelusionalpart2.jpg|Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
File:Emailevandelusionalpart2.jpg|Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
File:CSDEvan.jpg|Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!
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This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone elses kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at [http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=50.0 The Real Leslie Shelton]
This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone else's kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at [http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=50.0 The Real Leslie Shelton]


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==Is This The Perverse Clowns Email Address==
==The Evan Jensen Gallery==
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''This strange IP address '''71.193.166.129''' from Comcast Cable derives from Milwaukee Oregon has been spamming, threatening and showing up very often. If you see this IP near Harrison St please be careful ladies here is the results above from an IP trace. That sure seems to be very close to those Spring Creek Apartments doesn't Krusty live near there off of Harrison Street? Public information courtesy of the bone Krew LULZ''
{{cg|Gallery|Evan Jenson2|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Springcreepapt.jpg|Spring Creek Apartments
File:0Evan2.jpg|Creeper Van
File:0Evan1.jpg|Romancing Those Children
File:Evan01.jpg|His Apartment
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File:Evan02.jpg|Outside of his Apt.
File:Evan03.jpg|Bald & Toothless
File:Evan04.jpg|Creepy Nerd
File:Evan07.jpg|Dressed for court
File:Evan09.jpg|Short as an oompa loompa
File:Evan08.jpg|Another Apt self shot
File:Evan10.jpg|Grandma Arms
File:Evan11.jpg|Attention
File:Evan12.jpg|Looking for victims by the River
File:Evanmartini1.jpg|He says he does not drink nice martini
File:Evansombrero.jpg|How drunk were you?
File:Hacksawjimmy.jpg|Whose body did you chop up?
File:Childmolesterlie.jpg|This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
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File:Postshows.jpg|Was on a facebook show? HUH
File:AssistUFOs.jpg|If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
File:Mission.jpg|Also Plays GOD.
File:PsychicEvanEmily.jpg|I am your hero.
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File:Spelling1.jpg|He will come in your home.
File:Spelling5.jpg|No Science ALL guess work.
File:Spelling6.jpg|What footage where is the proof?
File:Spelling7.jpg|The case where Elmo came alive!
File:Spelling8.jpg|He will help threaten and kidnap you!
File:Baptism.jpg|Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
File:EvanVSMonks.jpg|Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!
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==Victim Of Viruses and Hacks==
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''Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hacked which sends our viruses to all there users who click on it. Although we have our doubts that Evan did not do this himself to get back at the Ed's for visiting his pages Krusty has made numerous claims that his show and facebooks have been hacked multiple times. If he was truly hacked don't you agree that all his facebooks below would be gone. The king claims that "He owns facebook and that nobody can take him down" then he wonders why his pages have no visitors or loyal followers. The bureau created by Evan Jensen is a page dedicated to exposing frauds, thieves and frauds within the paranormal. However Krusty the dirty ass fuck is the biggest fraud in the paranormal you come to your own conclusions with further upcoming LULZ''
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Image:10297904_10202175322404293_5083987553052082191_n.jpg|Felony Attempted Kidnapping
Image:Kidnappingcourtcase1.jpg|Kidnapping court records
Image:Kidnappingcourtcase2.jpg|Second half of Kidnapping court records
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Image:records1.jpg|records1.jpg|Worlds Worst Driver
Image:Records2.jpg|records2.jpg|More worst driving
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
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File:Evanhacked01.jpg|Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
Image:Annettebeingbullied.jpg|Intimidating Annette to back away
File:Evanhacked02.jpg|Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
Image:0morebullyingevan1.jpg|Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
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Image:Annettebeingbullied1.jpg|Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
Image:Evanrantingbullshit.jpg|Delusional and Paranoia
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Image:Petition.jpg|Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
Image:AttackingJill.jpg|Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
Image:BigtalkEvan.jpg|Brett calls Evan out for lying
Image:Evancallsbrettfaggot.jpg|Evans remark everything is PSP
Image:Darrenwood2.jpg|Bullying Darren
Image:Darrenwood1.jpg|Calling him scumbag
Image:Defamationofhawkscancer.jpg|Knocking man dying of cancer
Image:Evancreatesfakedatingprofile1.jpg|Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
Image:Demands1.jpg|Evan is watching YOU
Image:Demands2.jpg|Do what I say or get destroyed
Image:Evanbigtalker.jpg|Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
Image:0Postingaddresses.jpg|Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
Image:EVANSFULLRECORDS1.jpg|Full criminal record
Image:ExaminercommentEvan1.jpg|Felony clown bullshit
Image:Morebullying.jpg|He really is referring to himself
Image:Morebullying1.jpg|More stalkerish behavior
Image:Morebullying2.jpg|Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
Image:Palsystrikesagain.jpg|At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
Image:Psychicthiefpost.jpg|Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
Image:Rapebully.jpg|Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
Image:Ringer.jpg|Ringer.jpg|This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
Image:Smallguytoughtalk.jpg|Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
Image:Smallguytoughtalk1.jpg|Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
Image:Smallguytoughtalk3.jpg|His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
Image:Smallguytoughtalk4.jpg|Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
Image:Smallguytoughtalk5.jpg|More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
Image:0Darksideradiopost.jpg|Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
Image:0Evanandlaw.jpg|Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU
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==Mail Order Bride==
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File:Darren1evan.jpg|Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
This WAS Evan's Mail Order Bride "Emily" YEAH things did not go over to well its amazing that this clown has to buy love to bad she ran for her life. I believe she wore big sunglasses all the time to hide her black and blue eyes.
File:Darren2Evan2.jpg|Evan declares war!
File:DavegoldandEvan.jpg|When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
File:Evanandshawn.jpg|Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
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File:Evanandtracy.jpg|He threatened this poor lady and her family!
File:Evanandval.jpg|Harassment straight up! 
File:Evanstalksfortwoyears.jpg|This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
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File:Evanattacksdramatica.jpg
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File:LeslieandEvan.jpg|Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
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File:Befriendingafriend.jpg|She discusses him he tries to add her!
File:BarrytoEvan.jpg|Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
File:LeeannandEvan.jpg
File:Evanhacked01.jpg|Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
File:Evanhacked02.jpg|Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
File:Evansscam.jpg|This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
File:Evanvictimizes2more.jpg|Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.
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==Sockpuppet army of Evans fan groups==
==Related Articles==
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/622342207881615/
*[[Pedobear]]
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/205994629588818/
*[[Aliens]]
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/400723923361313/
*[[Religion]]
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/604136749631254/
*[[Conspiracy]]
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/501647309906558/
*[[Angelofthynight]]- The guy who wrote what remains of this article. Check out the [[Talk:Evan_Jensen_The_Perverse_Paranormal_Clown|talk page]] to read his tears.
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/469835036439155/
*https://www.facebook.com/groups/405104642938154/


==External links==
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*[http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=46.0 Evan The Ass Clown] A theatrical clowns parody site
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/paranormalbureauofinvestigation|Paranormal Bureau of Investigation}} Evan Exposes Paranormal Frauds So Nobody Knows He Is One
*[https://www.facebook.com/paranormalbureauofinvestigation Evan Exposes Paranormal Frauds So Nobody Knows He Is One]
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/beyondtheedgeofrealitydesigns|Beyond The Edge Of Reality Designs $$$}}
*{{yt|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrEvanjensen|Evans 1st Youtube Channel}}
*{{yt|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9zY2SI4huC05NnJmK6kKIg|Evans 2nd Youtube Channel}}
*[http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/TheatricalClowns/index.php?board=46.0 Evan The Ass Clown] A theatrical clowns parody site Exposing Evan Jensen
*[http://www.mixcloud.com/billy-g-walker-ii/theboneshow-presents-bteor-after-dark-8-5-2014 Beyond The Edge Of Bullshit Radio]
*[http://www.mixcloud.com/billy-g-walker-ii/theboneshow-presents-bteor-after-dark-8-5-2014 Beyond The Edge Of Bullshit Radio]
*[http://www.mixcloud.com/billy-g-walker-ii/theboneshow-after-dark-haters-cant-keep-me-down-8-11-2014 Haters Cannot Keep Me Down!]
*[http://www.mixcloud.com/billy-g-walker-ii/theboneshow-after-dark-haters-cant-keep-me-down-8-11-2014 Haters Cannot Keep Me Down!]
[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrEvanjensen Evans 1st Youtube Channel]
*[http://mixlr.com/evan-jensen/showreel/evan-jensens-mixlr-4/Evan Evan on Mixlr.com calling David Rountree a member of the KKK]
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9zY2SI4huC05NnJmK6kKIg Evans 2nd Youtube Channel]
*[http://eyeontheparanormal.blogspot.com Eye On The Paranormal "Where Evan and Darlene talk to themselves posting anonymously to themselves lulz]
===Sockpuppet army of Evans fan groups===
 
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/622342207881615/|Evan jensen  Eye Of The Paranormal Blog Page}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/205994629588818/|Beyond the edge of reality fan page}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/400723923361313/|Beyond the edge of reality,White Eye Chldren.}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/604136749631254/|Beyond the edge of reality spirit orb fan page}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/501647309906558/|Beyond the edge of reality bigfoot edition}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/469835036439155/|Beyond the edge of reality UFO Fan page}}
*{{fb|https://www.facebook.com/groups/405104642938154/|Beyond the edge of reality conspiracy theoris fan page.}}
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Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others

Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown, Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of Beyond The Edge Of Reality at Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio and host and owner of SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.


Evan Gets Terminated From Super Unknown

At one time when Evan began as what he calls a paranormal investigator, he belonged to a group called Super Unknown. The real truth Krusty does not want you to know is they barred him from the team because he is much of a douche online and he is offline. This is the statement they posted in return about Evan no longer being with them anymore. His name of the group is on the banner at the conference. Now, after dealing with him first hand, he is not even a part of there camp. You have to ask yourselves why has he gone through 7 Co Host, two paranormal teams and lost over 300 friends over his moronic behaviors.

  • Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
    Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
  • He is not with them anymore!
    He is not with them anymore!
  • Falling Out!
    Falling Out!
Evan trolls Angelofthynight

Claims by this drunken clown

  • Claims that he is working for the FEDS, so if you read this article expect to be visited by them. Or not.
  • Claims that he was ordained by the Catholic church, but as Evan is very open about his pedophilia the church rejected him.
  • Claims that he was in the navy seals. He might have been inside a seal and a navy, but not at the same time.
  • The Power of Evan compels YOU
    The Power of Evan compels YOU
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  • Look at my cross I do no wrong
    Look at my cross I do no wrong

Krusty On Youtube

Evan goes INSANE on Paranormal World Radio cannot shut his dick sucker!

Christina George EXPOSES Evan with LIVE callers who expose the clown!

Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!

Previous Video | Next Video

Evans Inbred Friends

Evan's two main supporters are a 3rd party editor for the examiner who runs a ghosthunting group but claims he does not believe in ghost by the name of John Albrecht Jr who writes libelous articles to benefit in his quest to become king of the paranormal. You can view John's cheaply made template of a site at John Albrecht Jr. and visit his libelous articles where he was almost fired from at the examiner at John Boy At The Examiner.

In addition to John Boy we almost have a washed up drunk who goes by the name Judi Giramonti who runs a ghosthunting group called Ghost Images on a cheap tripod page that collects money for her booze habit. Judith has had warrants where she hides on a ranch with horses that appear to look very thin and neglected perhaps she hides from the truth that she is a internetz troll. Ghost Images can be found at Ghost Images Paranormal beware of all the annoying popups. You can also view Judiths facebook at Judi Swamp Donkey below you will also find extensive criminal records including a mug shot which appear to be Evan's inbred partners in crime everything from burglary to illegal weapon felony charges.

We also have two other supporters of this clown first one being Darlene Watts owner of Haunted Ispeming at Haunted Ishpeming who is one mouthy bitch on FB at Darlene Watts On Facebook.



  • John Albrecht Jr Mug Shot
    John Albrecht Jr Mug Shot
  • John Albrecht Jr Looking Snazzy
    John Albrecht Jr Looking Snazzy
  • Johns full criminal extensive record
    Johns full criminal extensive record
  • John's Incarceration Part 1
    John's Incarceration Part 1
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  • John's Incarceration Part 2
    John's Incarceration Part 2
  • John never lies
    John never lies
  • Evan's Swamp Donkey
    Evan's Swamp Donkey
  • Judith's Long Criminal Career
    Judith's Long Criminal Career
  • Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
    Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
  • Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
    Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
  • Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan
    Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan

Ladies beware this man could be the Phoenix stalker John Albrecht Jr. is a menace a third party editor that will do anything for the Examiner.com and Beforeitnews.com to get that story even if it means stealing identities, creating sock puppet accounts, writing libelous stories for this clown Evan Jensen. Say goodbye your career for the examiner its over LULZ like any of us give a fuck about you. Stalk and scare women because your inbred sick ass chose to align yourself with a clown you came out of the wood work.

If that does not give you chills this is the news article that you can use to compare to how dangerous John Albrecht Jr. and Evan Jensen truly are to a society in general.

"Cuyahoga Falls man sentenced to 4 years in prison after spending 2 years on the run"

Evan & Leslie Threaten With Insane Threatening Emails

On Augusts 18th the ass clown finally responds in an email throwing in that these emails are being watched by the federal government. Come on man don't you think the NSA or FBI has better things to do then listen to a felon kidnapper be called an ass clown. This is America we can call you Pigfat if we wanted too! The letter then goes from weird to strange with talks of an officer Brady then threatening how he is watching and how the person in the email is going to jail for impersonation WTF impersonation? So if I show up to your door telling you to kiss my ass you can have me thrown in jail. If you had any clue at all you would realize you do not know your laws well. You post addresses of women online at least nobody on dramatic or elsewhere posted what apartment you live at. Evan cannot even conform a sentence let alone speak intellectually so we do believe maybe the sweet nectar has eaten away at his little monkey brains

  • Federal Threats and Officer Brady
    Federal Threats and Officer Brady
  • Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
    Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
  • Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!
    Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!

This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone else's kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at The Real Leslie Shelton

  • Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
    Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
  • Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.
    Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.

The Evan Jensen Gallery

  • Spring Creek Apartments
    Spring Creek Apartments
  • Creeper Van
    Creeper Van
  • Romancing Those Children
    Romancing Those Children
  • His Apartment
    His Apartment
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  • Outside of his Apt.
    Outside of his Apt.
  • Bald & Toothless
    Bald & Toothless
  • Creepy Nerd
    Creepy Nerd
  • Dressed for court
    Dressed for court
  • Short as an oompa loompa
    Short as an oompa loompa
  • Another Apt self shot
    Another Apt self shot
  • Grandma Arms
    Grandma Arms
  • Attention
    Attention
  • Looking for victims by the River
    Looking for victims by the River
  • He says he does not drink nice martini
    He says he does not drink nice martini
  • How drunk were you?
    How drunk were you?
  • Whose body did you chop up?
    Whose body did you chop up?
  • This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
    This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES
Demon Shitters About missing Pics
  • Was on a facebook show? HUH
    Was on a facebook show? HUH
  • If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
    If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
  • Also Plays GOD.
    Also Plays GOD.
  • I am your hero.
    I am your hero.
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  • He will come in your home.
    He will come in your home.
  • No Science ALL guess work.
    No Science ALL guess work.
  • What footage where is the proof?
    What footage where is the proof?
  • The case where Elmo came alive!
    The case where Elmo came alive!
  • He will help threaten and kidnap you!
    He will help threaten and kidnap you!
  • Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
    Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
  • Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!
    Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!



Evan's Criminal Records About missing Pics
  • Felony Attempted Kidnapping
    Felony Attempted Kidnapping
  • Kidnapping court records
    Kidnapping court records
  • Second half of Kidnapping court records
    Second half of Kidnapping court records
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  • Worlds Worst Driver
    Worlds Worst Driver
  • More worst driving
    More worst driving
  • Full criminal record
    Full criminal record
  • Intimidating Annette to back away
    Intimidating Annette to back away
  • Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
    Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
  • Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
    Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
  • Delusional and Paranoia
    Delusional and Paranoia
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  • Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
    Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
  • Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
    Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
  • Brett calls Evan out for lying
    Brett calls Evan out for lying
  • Evans remark everything is PSP
    Evans remark everything is PSP
  • Bullying Darren
    Bullying Darren
  • Calling him scumbag
    Calling him scumbag
  • Knocking man dying of cancer
    Knocking man dying of cancer
  • Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
    Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
  • Evan is watching YOU
    Evan is watching YOU
  • Do what I say or get destroyed
    Do what I say or get destroyed
  • Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
    Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
  • Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
    Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
  • Full criminal record
    Full criminal record
  • Felony clown bullshit
    Felony clown bullshit
  • He really is referring to himself
    He really is referring to himself
  • More stalkerish behavior
    More stalkerish behavior
  • Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
    Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
  • At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
    At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
  • Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
    Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
  • Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
    Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
  • This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
    This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
  • Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
    Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
  • Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
    Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
  • His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
    His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
  • Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
    Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
  • More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
    More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
  • Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
    Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
  • Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU
    Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU


Butthurt Ranting About missing Pics
  • Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
    Listen to my whining or ill tell you fuck you!
  • Evan declares war!
    Evan declares war!
  • When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
    When Dave refused an interview Evan went nuts!
  • Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
    Evan gets a stern warning from pissed off person!
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  • He threatened this poor lady and her family!
    He threatened this poor lady and her family!
  • Harassment straight up!
    Harassment straight up!
  • This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
    This woman was stalked for 2 years by him!
General faggotry About missing Pics
  • We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
    We cant be friends Tara because you associate with others I know.
  • Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
    Coaxing why do you like him and not me lol.
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  • She discusses him he tries to add her!
    She discusses him he tries to add her!
  • Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
    Join Evan's Army or fuck off!
  • Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
    Bureau Of Paranormal Investigation was hit.
  • Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
    Darlene Evan's inbred other GF was hit.
  • This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
    This person describes her falling out with him and his scams.
  • Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.
    Evan threatens an ex law enforcement officers wife for no reason.

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