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[[ | ''Not to be confused with [[Moonspeak]], although they are equally confusing.''' | ||
The Internet is a growing community of people. And in this growing community, there is a smaller community that is growing abnormally large in a relatively short amount of time. What could this community be? None other than the [[New-Age]] [[conspiracy theorists]]. | |||
'''Montalk'''.net is a supposed bastion of humanity and higher knowledge. Only retards believe the bullshit that society feeds them and Montalk is here to help set you straight on the matter altogether. In actuality, it is yet another cesspool for the people who believe [[The Matrix]] is real and not just a Science Fiction movie, who believe Reptilian aliens rule the world, and that Metaphysics is the most advanced form of science to date. Rivaling even [[David Icke]], Thomas Cox has created a website that uses logical fallacies to tell [[you]] that if you don't believe every word he says, you are a slave to the Matrix and the aliens, which, of course, convinces gullible people that he must be right. Montalk is also a play on Montauk, which is the name of a [[conspiracy theory]] involving time travel tubes and alien chairs. [[Srs]]ly. That conspiracy has just as much bat-shit [[insanity]] attached to it as this guy does to himself. | |||
Montalk.net is a supposed bastion of humanity and higher knowledge. Only retards believe the bullshit that society feeds them and Montalk is here to help set you straight on the matter altogether. In actuality, it is yet another cesspool for the people who believe [[The Matrix]] is real and not just a Science Fiction movie, who believe Reptilian aliens rule the world, and that Metaphysics is the most advanced form of science to date. Rivaling even [[David Icke]], Thomas Cox has created a website that uses logical fallacies to tell [[you]] that if you don't believe every word he says, you are a slave to the Matrix and the aliens, which, of course, convinces gullible people that he must be right. Montalk is also a play on Montauk, which is the name of a [[conspiracy theory]] involving time travel tubes and alien chairs. [[Srs]]ly. That conspiracy has just as much bat-shit [[insanity]] attached to it as this guy does to himself. | |||
== Montalk == | == Montalk == | ||
{{quote|For a more detailed outline of ideas at montalk.net, read Key Concepts. Take only what resonates with your inner sense of knowing and correlates with your observations and experience - leave the rest.|Failing at [[science]].}} | {{quote|For a more detailed outline of ideas at montalk.net, read Key Concepts. Take only what resonates with your inner sense of knowing and correlates with your observations and experience - leave the rest.|Failing at [[science]].}} | ||
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== Montalk Has Answers == | == Montalk Has Answers == | ||
Guess what fuckers? God isn't a being but rather a consciousness that imparts pieces of itself into lowly shells so as to further explore its own limits. We are made of three things: a physical body, a spirit, and a soul. Lesser beings like animals and plants are still growing their souls. Human should currently be devoted to evolving their spirits. Evolution itself is a byproduct of the soul trying to survive. Animals and plants change to better host the souls that inhabit them. Humans on the other hand, only evolve because of aliens or for their soul to meet the criteria of the body's alien DNA. | Guess what fuckers? God isn't a being but rather a consciousness that imparts pieces of itself into lowly shells so as to further explore its own limits. We are made of three things: a physical body, a spirit, and a soul. Lesser beings like animals and plants are still growing their souls. Human should currently be devoted to evolving their spirits. Evolution itself is a byproduct of the soul trying to survive. Animals and plants change to better host the souls that inhabit them. Humans on the other hand, only evolve because of aliens or for their soul to meet the criteria of the body's alien DNA. | ||
A perpetual balance of good and evil must be maintained to allow spiritual growth. So for everytime you jack off, hug your grandmother. | A perpetual balance of good and evil must be maintained to allow spiritual growth. So for everytime you jack off, hug your grandmother. Every time you donate money to the [[Haiti]]ans, kill a kitten. YOU CAN NOT BE TOO GOOD OR TOO EVIL. You must simply be a vessel for the positive growth of the consciousness of [[God]] within so that you can become closer to it. You must understand that the fragment of [[God]] that is within you must be nurtured and allowed to grow and evolve closer to the Creator. It is highly important that you maintain strong individuality. [[lol|So that you can reach the same plane of existence and be like everyone else doing the exact same thing and striving for the same outcome.]] | ||
== Reptilians? In my World? == | == Reptilians? In my World? == | ||
Bad news. Apparently reptilians don't have much free will so they use technology and subtle coercion to force us to suck as well. The reptilians are not aliens in the Martian sense. But rather, they are interdimensional beings much like the lesser demons of the astral plane who they are in league with to torture and control mankind. Aliens abound in the world and are literally present everywhere in society, underwater, on the moon, and in outer space. Oddly enough, no aliens on the [[internet]]s. | Bad news. Apparently reptilians don't have much free will so they use technology and subtle coercion to force us to suck as well. The reptilians are not aliens in the Martian sense. But rather, they are interdimensional beings much like the lesser demons of the astral plane who they are in league with to torture and control mankind. Aliens abound in the world and are literally present everywhere in society, underwater, on the moon, and in outer space. Oddly enough, no aliens on the [[internet]]s. | ||
Windows must be incompatible with their computers. Lucky bastards. | Windows must be incompatible with their computers. Lucky bastards. | ||
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== The Matrix is REAL == | == The Matrix is REAL == | ||
Montalk's take on the [[Matrix]] is that it is actually all built off of lies and deceit. That pesky law that says you have to wear pants to the store? Part of the [[Matrix]]. Feel like a fat fuck because you can't put down the twinkies? Agents of the [[Matrix]] just want you to be self-conscious. The [[Matrix]] is all powerful and all knowing. It is an ethereal entity that constantly processes human behavior and finds ways to introduce shit into the system to better enact control and make your life suck. | Montalk's take on the [[Matrix]] is that it is actually all built off of lies and deceit. That pesky law that says you have to wear pants to the store? Part of the [[Matrix]]. Feel like a fat fuck because you can't put down the twinkies? Agents of the [[Matrix]] just want you to be self-conscious. The [[Matrix]] is all powerful and all knowing. It is an ethereal entity that constantly processes human behavior and finds ways to introduce shit into the system to better enact control and make your life suck. | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Xee-A Twelve]] | * [[Xee-A Twelve]] | ||
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | * [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | ||
*[[Conspiracy Theory]] | * [[Conspiracy Theory]] | ||
*[[Stupidity]] | * [[Stupidity]] | ||
*[[Alien]]s | * [[Alien]]s | ||
*[[Matrix]] | * [[Matrix]] | ||
*[[Truthism.com]] | * [[Truthism.com]] | ||
*[[Reptoids]] | * [[Reptoids]] | ||
*[[David Icke]] | * [[David Icke]] | ||
*[[New-Age]] | * [[New-Age]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[http://www.montalk.net/ Montalk] | * [http://www.montalk.net/ Montalk] | ||
*[http://forum.noblerealms.org/ Forums] Closed in 2008. | * [http://forum.noblerealms.org/ Forums] Closed in 2008. | ||
=== Contact Info === | |||
* Email: tom@montalk.net | |||
* ICQ: 44600828 | |||
{{truth}} | {{truth}} | ||
{{Sites}} | |||
[[Category:Subcultures]] | [[Category:Subcultures]] | ||
