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[[Fail|It's sad to know, but worth mentioning that sequels are being made.]]
[[Fail|It's sad to know, but worth mentioning that sequels are being made.]]


==Daw Gaimplay==
=="Gameplay"==
It sucks.
It's shit.


Basically you're a kid who was smoking [[shrooms|magic mushrooms]] or something, and fell down a 200 foot hole in the ground, where he was in the sewers and surrounded by black people that are trying to kill him by shooting giant red bullets at him. [[WTF|He finds Obama and they fight, but it's not really Obama, it's a clone, and then he meets this guy nobody really cares about and they fight while they're both having a seizure over a pizza imported from China with crack sprinkled on it and then the guy explodes into blood and Bradleh goes to commit suicide by eating the pizza and Mitt Romney and his 2 wimminz jump out and steal it, then he chases them and kills them, but they didn't really die, and you fight Ron Paul and he sends you to hell where you fight some random fucking black people and you're back in your room suddenly.]] That's only the story revealed thus far.
You're a [[13-year-old boy]] who smoked [[shrooms|magic mushrooms]], and fell down a [[goatse|200 foot hole]], where he was in the sewers and surrounded by [[sandniggers]] that are trying to rape you by [[bukkake|shooting cum at your face out of their big black cocks]]. [[Shit no one cares about|He finds Obama and they have sex, but it's not really Obama, it's a trap. Then he meets this furfag nobody really cares about and they fuck while they're both having gay orgasms over a pizza imported from China with dried cum sprinkled on it and then the furfag explodes into blood. Then you an hero by eating the pizza and Mitt Romney and his 2 wimminz jump out and steal it. You chase them and have a disgusting furfag orgy, later an old man joins in and he brings you back to his place where more sandniggers join the orgy. Then you go home, covered in a layer of crusty cum.]] As you can see this is the gayest fucking game ever made. The sick fuck who made this shouldn't even be on this planet.


What makes it all worse is the background music sounds like a [[Disgusting|5 year old screaming while they take a dump so powerful their rectum comes out of their ass]], and the fact it's almost exactly like a cheesy [[Touhou_Project|Touhou]] platformer... but with poorly drawn black people shooting bullets out of their dicks and Bradleh jumping on their head to squash them because he has a vendetta against black people, but far less exciting than it sounds.
Also the sick fucks at JChrome Studios who made this terrible game recorded thier masterbation sessions as soundtrack. Anyone who actually enjoys this pile of steaming shit is just as much of a mentally deranged [[furfag]] as the asshats who made this game. The reason this game is so [[unfunny]] is because the creator is such a lonely disgusting depressing retard that they actually think that their warped concept of "humor" presented by this games poorly written "satirical" dialogue is funny. Basically this game is what would happen if [[Chris-Chan]] learned to program.
 
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==Bradleh Daw Gaim 2: Electric Boogaloo==
Yes, it happened. A sequel to Bradleh Daw Gaim was released an entire 2 years after it should have been finished because Jordan, the creator of the series, was [[Furry|too busy fapping to yiff]] to finish what he started. It's just as bad as the first game, with reused textures and even more glitches and broken gameplay.
 
What's worse is a third game is already in the works, and we're waiting to see whether or not Jordan will [[Shit that will never happen|stop being such a furry bastard and finish it]].
 
=="Soundtrack"==
It fucking sucks.
 
The game's soundtrack is the most repulsive thing a human could ever torture their ears with. It was composed using a half-dead, dyslexic fuckboi spouting shit into a gaming microphone with the promise of [[Pedo|free candy]] from <s>his</s> it's caretakers afterwards. Listening to it may cause Tinnitus, severe infections of the inner ear, feeling lightheaded, nausea, Labyrinthitis, and possibly death. Listen at your own risk:


The grammar is the topping of this shit sandwich, as it is possibly the worst grammar intentionally used in any game ever, making the dialog almost impossible to read. It is almost funny, but fails ultimately at producing it because it's Bradleh, and you know it's going to be shit if it's Bradleh. Translating it to proper English only makes it sound less funny.


[[Sarcasm|BUT GEE, IT SURE IS A GOOD GAME!!! HUR HURR HURRR]]


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{{quote|Pretty much the audio equivalent to [[Pain Series]].}}
 
 
 
Some faggot who was completely fucking insane wasted his time compiling an entire OST for this shit, and more than likely ended up in a psychiatric hospital after his parents discovered him putting this together:


* https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl3RPo-7EBy-DmwWeZN27uJcLnMrEpVYy


==Daw Fanbase (BradlehBooru)==
=="Fanbase"==
[[Image:Jorbanhello.jpg|thumb|260px|Typical realistic "foekid" art.]]
[[Image:Jorbanhello.jpg|thumb|260px|Typical realistic "foekid" art.]]
As if the game itself wasn't horrible enough, the fans make the game drastically worse. Believe it or not, [[losers|fans of this game DO exist]], and they draw [[shit|low-quality]] [[porn]] that you really hope they don't [[fap]] to, [[Sick fucks|yet you know they do deep down inside]]. They mainly stick together on an almost abandoned website known as BradlehBooru.
As if the game itself wasn't horrible enough, the "fans" make the game drastically worse. Believe it or not, [[losers|fans of this game DO exist]]. Just kidding. All the fans are probably just alts made by the developers to fill the void caused by their apparent lack of friends.


They give [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|spoilers for upcoming games in the series]], and [[Fail|draw horrendous porn that is just as bad as the game's official art]]. It's almost as bad [[DeviantArt]], which on its own says a lot. [[Wtf|They even drew a backwards dick fucking itself.]]
They give [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|spoilers for upcoming games in the series]], and [[Fail|draw horrendous porn that is just as bad as the game's official art]]. It's almost as bad [[DeviantArt]], which on its own says a lot. [[Wtf|They even drew a backwards dick fucking itself.]]


==Daw Gallery==
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Bradlehdawpron.png|Average Bradleh pron.
Image:Bradlehdawpron.png|Average Bradleh porn.
Image:Obamawfap.png‎
Image:Obamawfap.png‎
Image:Dickfuck.png|The infamous "Dickfuck" image.
Image:Dickfuck.png|This is just some of what the developers get off to.
Image:Swagley.jpg|Wh-What...
Image:Swagley.jpg|Wh-What...
Image:Randompedophileoc.jpg|Self-explanitory.
Image:Randompedophileoc.jpg|Self-explanitory.
Image:Cantescape.jpg
Image:Cantescape.jpg
Image:Alreadyraped.jpg|[[Rape|"You are already raped."]]
Image:Obamawbigpingas.png|One of the big black cocks from the game that will cum all over your face.
Image:Bradleyface.png|Bradleh' FACE?! WAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Image:Obamawbigpingas.png|Obamaw with a ridiculously large penis. This is normal on BradlehBooru.
Image:Boorulevel.jpg|[[Over_9000|Of course they use this meme]].
Image:Boorulevel.jpg|[[Over_9000|Of course they use this meme]].
Image:Givebananas.jpg|[[Truth|If this is an actual game, it is better than Bradleh.]]
Image:Givebananas.jpg|[[Truth|If this is an actual game, it is better than Bradleh.]]
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Touhou]]
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[America]]
*[[America]]
*[[Black People]]
*[[Furfags]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[You]]
== External links ==


==External links==
* http://jchrome.webs.com/ - J Chrome, creators of this mess.
* http://jchrome.webs.com/ - J Chrome, creators of this mess.
* http://bradlehbooru.booru.org/ - BradlehBooru's website.
* <s>http://bradlehbooru.booru.org/</s> {{archive|ALGpr}} - Bradleh[[Booru]]
 
 
{{Gaming}}

Latest revision as of 22:06, 12 June 2016

Even the first title in the series proves to look awful. At least the players know what they're getting themselves into by playing possibly the WORST platformer to ever be created.

Bradleh Daw Gaim, or in proper fucking English, Bradley the Game, is the result of bad grammar, extreme fail, MS Paint, autism, shit, Touhou, and a pinch of subtle weeabooism put in a blender and then forced into the mouths of the players. Yes, it's that bad.

It's sad to know, but worth mentioning that sequels are being made.

"Gameplay"

It's shit.

You're a 13-year-old boy who smoked magic mushrooms, and fell down a 200 foot hole, where he was in the sewers and surrounded by sandniggers that are trying to rape you by shooting cum at your face out of their big black cocks. He finds Obama and they have sex, but it's not really Obama, it's a trap. Then he meets this furfag nobody really cares about and they fuck while they're both having gay orgasms over a pizza imported from China with dried cum sprinkled on it and then the furfag explodes into blood. Then you an hero by eating the pizza and Mitt Romney and his 2 wimminz jump out and steal it. You chase them and have a disgusting furfag orgy, later an old man joins in and he brings you back to his place where more sandniggers join the orgy. Then you go home, covered in a layer of crusty cum. As you can see this is the gayest fucking game ever made. The sick fuck who made this shouldn't even be on this planet.

Also the sick fucks at JChrome Studios who made this terrible game recorded thier masterbation sessions as soundtrack. Anyone who actually enjoys this pile of steaming shit is just as much of a mentally deranged furfag as the asshats who made this game. The reason this game is so unfunny is because the creator is such a lonely disgusting depressing retard that they actually think that their warped concept of "humor" presented by this games poorly written "satirical" dialogue is funny. Basically this game is what would happen if Chris-Chan learned to program.

   
“ 		 
Someone actually wasted their time doing this.
  		„
  		 

Bradleh Daw Gaim 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yes, it happened. A sequel to Bradleh Daw Gaim was released an entire 2 years after it should have been finished because Jordan, the creator of the series, was too busy fapping to yiff to finish what he started. It's just as bad as the first game, with reused textures and even more glitches and broken gameplay.

What's worse is a third game is already in the works, and we're waiting to see whether or not Jordan will stop being such a furry bastard and finish it.

"Soundtrack"

It fucking sucks.

The game's soundtrack is the most repulsive thing a human could ever torture their ears with. It was composed using a half-dead, dyslexic fuckboi spouting shit into a gaming microphone with the promise of free candy from his it's caretakers afterwards. Listening to it may cause Tinnitus, severe infections of the inner ear, feeling lightheaded, nausea, Labyrinthitis, and possibly death. Listen at your own risk:


   
“ 		 
Pretty much the audio equivalent to Pain Series.
  		„
  		 


Some faggot who was completely fucking insane wasted his time compiling an entire OST for this shit, and more than likely ended up in a psychiatric hospital after his parents discovered him putting this together:

"Fanbase"

Typical realistic "foekid" art.

As if the game itself wasn't horrible enough, the "fans" make the game drastically worse. Believe it or not, fans of this game DO exist. Just kidding. All the fans are probably just alts made by the developers to fill the void caused by their apparent lack of friends.

They give spoilers for upcoming games in the series, and draw horrendous porn that is just as bad as the game's official art. It's almost as bad DeviantArt, which on its own says a lot. They even drew a backwards dick fucking itself.

Gallery

See Also

External links


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